do grasshoppers get high...

[unclej]

let's say, hypothetically, that you had a friend that knew somebody that lived out in the country on a little acreage and that he like to light up every once in a while but didn't want to pay the outrageous prices for smokeables today and he had a little garden that he tended daily with great care and greater anticipation to harvest time and then suddenly his wonderful little garden was totally descimated by grasshoppers would the grasshoppers get high or would they have been just as fuckin' happy eatin' some goddamn begonias? little sumbithches.

hypothetically, of cours.

 

[Calamity Jane]

Hypothetically, I'd say the grasshoppers would have been just as happy with the begonias.

I'd also say that next time, he should plan marigolds, since they tend to keep grasshoppers too busy to eat the 'crops'. Hypothetically speaking, of course.

 

[marksgirl]

Of course they get high don't you see them walking/hopping around with their little roach clips?

 

[Problem Child]

Hypothetically, I'd say the grasshoppers would have been just as happy with the begonias.

I'd also say that next time, he should plan marigolds, since they tend to keep grasshoppers too busy to eat the 'crops'. Hypothetically speaking, of course.

The hypothetical caretaker of these hypothetical plants would have been smart to buy some hypothetical mosquito-type netting to put over them to prevent hypothetical damage.

Hypothetically speaking.

 

[unclej]

i wondered what those were...

cowgirl, there are so many of them down here right now i don't think marigolds would have helped. it's been several years since we've had a really cold weather that grasshoppers, pill bugs and the like are just rampant. oh well, the perils of gardening....

 

[Sillyman]

I hope not, or it's going to be hell for all the surrounding plant life when they get the munchies.

 

[Aphrodisiac]

Did you know that grass hoppers have their ears on the side of their bodies ... close to their thorax.

Just found it interesting... to say....

 

[unclej]

man, i hadn't thought about the munchies. and what about all that 80's grasshopper rock and roll bein' played full blast. couldn't sleep through that.

 

[InnocentAngel81]

i never inhaled-- jimminy cricket

 

[IA951]

I will tell you what I would do
go out there and kill everyone of those godless little motherfuckers
hire a professional to go out there
with the strongest pesticide known to man and send those dirty little fucking bastards back to hell.

I take my weed seriously.
VERY seriously.

 

[Linedrive]

Catch the grasshopers...dry and grind...and stick that in your pipe and smoke it

 

[LadyDarkFire]

Well, Hypothecitally speaking, PCG is right about the marigolds, zinnias also work, and mosquito netting around just the hypothetical crop would work as well.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Or of course the hypothetical crop his grown inside.

 

[Private Vasquez]

set the whole lot of plants ablaze. Contact!

they grow back.

 

[superlittlegirl]

hell fuckin' yeah!

I will tell you what I would do
go out there and kill everyone of those godless little motherfuckers
hire a professional to go out there
with the strongest pesticide known to man and send those dirty little fucking bastards back to hell.

I take my weed seriously.
VERY seriously.

I couldn't agree more. I am usually very kind to bugs. I will rescue a cockroach from a bug-stomping person anyday. I politely ask the ants to leave my kitchen when they invade (and it works!). But if there were grasshoppers chowing down on my hypothetical cannabis crop, I'd spray and stomp the little fuckers into oblivion.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Damn those hypothetical plants.

Damn them straight to hell

(Just going to visit the greentree)