do...do...do I fit in?!?

[patrix]

I don't give a fuck. www.e-screw.com is gone and i'm homeless. so now i'm here. i hear there's some pretty cool people here...i was under the impression everyone here is a deranged net freak who sits on their computer jerking off to dirty stories all day.

 

[Cerberus666]

i try not to sit on my computer too much it hurts my ass.

 

[patrix]

yea i hear a person's ass get's pretty sore when they sit on a butt plug all day long.

 

[Cerberus666]

no no its not that its just my computer really isnt made for sitting on.

 

[QuickDuck]

no no its not that its just my computer really isnt made for sitting on.

and keyboard impressions on your arse are not pretty either

patrix: we have our share of cool people and we have out share of wankers.

Feel free to jump in and see where the path leads.... you might be surprised

 

[patrix]

so far the people here seem sickingly sweet.

 

[HeavyStick]

so far the people here seem sickingly sweet.

give it time

 

[QuickDuck]

so far the people here seem sickingly sweet.

hehe just start doing searches on a few of our wackos.

Hanns and REDWAVE spring to mind straight away.

 

[HeavyStick]

hehe just start doing searches on a few of our wackos.

Hanns and REDWAVE spring to mind straight away.

hanns is rude, redwave is stupid.

 

[superlittlegirl]

Ha. Don't let outward appearances fool you. We have our fair share of assholes here, too. As with everything, just take what you like and leave the rest. If sickeningly sweet does not appeal to you, I'd suggest avoiding the list threads. Otherwise, you'll probably find yourself at home in no time.

so far the people here seem sickingly sweet.

 

[patrix]

great avatar heavy

 

[QuickDuck]

hanns is rude, redwave is stupid.

yes but they are part of the wacko collection.

you can throw in LC and Typhon (wonder if he meant to be typhoon but just couldn't spell?),into the wacko basket as well

 

[HeavyStick]

great avatar heavy

thanks, my monkey has been bad.

 

[HeavyStick]

yes but they are part of the wacko collection.

you can throw in LC and Typhon (wonder if he meant to be typhoon but just couldn't spell?),into the wacko basket as well

you forogt the other "testicles in the literotica nutsack" PPman, donkeydick and couple other mental midgets

 

[QuickDuck]

Ha. Don't let outward appearances fool you. We have our fair share of assholes here, too. As with everything, just take what you like and leave the rest. If sickeningly sweet does not appeal to you, I'd suggest avoiding the list threads. Otherwise, you'll probably find yourself at home in no time.

Unless you are talking about Superlittlegirl who is not only sweet, but damn sexy as well.

(yeah yeah ok i called you sweet... so sue me!)

 

[QuickDuck]

you forogt the other "testicles in the literotica nutsack" PPman, donkeydick and couple other mental midgets

I will be honest here and say i don't mind ppman, he has made a few good points that i have agreed with but been to chicken shit to post.

As for Donkey... well how many times do i have to apologise on behalf of australia?

 

[Azwed]

PP and LC are like two sides of the same coing. They can both be complete assholes but can also sometimes make very valid points.

 

[HeavyStick]

I will be honest here and say i don't mind ppman, he has made a few good points that i have agreed with but been to chicken shit to post.

As for Donkey... well how many times do i have to apologise on behalf of australia?

no apology necessary, I sure as hell won't apologize for redwave. wanna trade? we can lose them over the pacific.

pp man, when sober, will discuss a thread. redwave and donkeycocksucker won't.

 

[QuickDuck]

PP and LC are like two sides of the same coing. They can both be complete assholes but can also sometimes make very valid points.

yup i will agree with that.

no apology necessary, I sure as hell won't apologize for redwave. wanna trade? we can lose them over the pacific.

Would we really want to be that cruel to New Caladonia or somewhere where they are liekly to land?

 

[HeavyStick]

Would we really want to be that cruel to New Caladonia or somewhere where they are liekly to land?

I didn't mention land. I said lose them over the pacific.

 

[hotNnasty]

I'm having a hard time here welcoming patrix when I'm watching Heavy spank his monkey.

 

[HeavyStick]

I'm having a hard time here welcoming patrix when I'm watching Heavy spank his monkey.

Did you find the little man in the boat?

 

[sch00lteacher]

Teachers have like this sixth sense about things. They know when something isn't right, when someone is trying to be cute and pull a fast one...


You figure it out.

 

[cally32]

I don't even know if I fit in.........

I keep trying to get to chat with peeps, but I guess I'm just not wanted... never mind.

I find this whole internet thing really freaky. Not in a wierd way, it's just that I seem to find it easier to talk to people face to face.

What am I doing wrong...? I think I need some guidance from you guys

 

[MechaBlade]

Yeah you fit in. Or you will, after we haze you. Now, go get me a beer and a pair of panties from the sorority across the street, Pledge, and make it snappy.