Do assholes deserve love too?

Do Assholes Deserve Love Too?

  • Yes

    Votes: 15 46.9%
  • No

    Votes: 7 21.9%
  • Marxist

    Votes: 10 31.3%

  • Total voters
    32

Dillinger

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What's your opinion? Do you have one? Are you an asshole?

All of us are just dying to know.
 
I voted yes! Absolutely, even the assholes need lovin'.

But not Marxist, he's not good at being an asshole. He's more like a bagina hiding in anus clothing.
 
Nope. Not unless we're talking about anal sex... and that's a different type of ass we're talking about. ;)
 
A bagina?

Maybe assholes don't need love, but an asshole's asshole could sure use it. Wonder if Marxist is acquainted with Deb's Strap-On. . .
 
I voted yes. Usually ass holes are the ones who never got enough. It also converts big assholes into little assholes faster than being an asshole to an asshole, if you know what the fuck I am talking about.

However, you raise another point about assholes and that is whether assholes need loving as much as other orifices and I believe the answer to that is clearly yes. Assholes need to be cleaned and pampered and then treated just like any other errogenous zone.

Now, I wouldn't be an asshole about assholes, by treating an asshole too rough, or with sharp objects.

An asshole is surrounded by an area which needs similar love and attention.

Oh yes. Assholes need attention.
 
TWB said:
Oh yes. Assholes need attention.

So... we should all take turns fucking an asshole in the ass? That would make them nice?

*Looks to Marxist with a loving smile* Hey baby.
 
quote:Originally posted by TWB
Oh yes. Assholes need attention.

So... we should all take turns fucking an asshole in the ass? That would make them nice?

*Looks to Marxist with a loving smile* Hey baby.

Maybe not, but it is better to be fucked up the ass for being a fucking wise guy than to never have been fucked at all.
 
I feel spiteful towards assholes today, so no, they don't deserve love. They don't deserve hate, but they don't deserve love, either. :p They can kiss my asshole! Not so sure about the fucking, I'll wait until I'm all growed up.
 
As a noun, yes. Anus's need love, just like the rest of the body.

As a verb, also yes. Some of my best friends and family members are assholes. My theory is that they were born that way.
 
Assholes need loving

Of course, assholes need love. They need it, perhaps, more than anyone. :)
 
I think most of us, when we're in love, behave like arseholes. So obviously the answer's "yes".
 
*bratcat* said:


Now THAT I would like to see. I wonder if Mme Pandora and Deb would make a comeback just to deal with Marxist.

I met Madame P on another board one time. She was not kind to say the least. She cut me down without even saying "who are you?"

What makes her so undeniably angry? Did she have a clit circumcision while someone made balloon animals out of her breasts?

Did she lose the ice cream out of her cone and accidently replace it with a round ball of dog poop?

She is evil and I don't particularly enjoy the comparison.

I've read Deb's post and some are kinda funny. We might not get along but it would be amusing.
 
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