DIY Hard-on

[LadiDarkMoon]

Ok, so I can't get a hard on but I think there might be a story in this somewhere:

Over the past few days I have been pieceing together some new furniture. The closer and closer I get to finishing which ever fine product I am assembling I begin to fill with a sense of pride and accomplishment, which oddly enough is a real turn on.

Perhaps a story of female masturbation with the end of a hammer or screwdriver?
Perhaps her pride gets her to invite that neighbor she has been eyeing to help her set stuff up and it becomes a sexual thing?
Or perhaps a team that buys a fixer-upper house to repair and resell finds more excitement than what was behind that ugly old wallpaper?

 

[Black Tulip]

I personally hate DIY but I'd say go with the team, sounds like the best option to me.

We have lots of tv-programs on that topic. A whole crew who gets into remaking the decrepit old farmhouse and stuff like that.

 

[fogbank]

I actually like those ideas... think I might try writing one... maybe the masturbation one. Being a guy, I'm always a little cautious about writing in the female voice, especially when it comes to sex; hard to keep the voice realistic. But that initial idea--of a woman becoming turned on by that sense of accomplishment is interesting. Especially given that assembling furniture tends to be a masculine task--interesting gender issues for the heroine to explore.

From a male perspective, I certainly find an amount of arousal from woodworking. The Ikea-style DIY is alright, except you're just getting warmed up, learning where everything is, and then wham! it's over! Actually, it's probably a penis-thing; my favorite projects tend to involve very large pieces of wood. Okay, I'm going to stop psychoanalyzing myself before I find out that I'm gay. Anyway, I might try writing the female masturbation one in a week or two.

 

[LadiDarkMoon]

Well fogbank, I will be thrilled to read what ever you come up with. And if you should come up against any questions on the female pleasure perpsective feel free to ask me. I will answer in as much detail as I can possible muster.

 

[fogbank]

Well fogbank, I will be thrilled to read what ever you come up with. And if you should come up against any questions on the female pleasure perpsective feel free to ask me. I will answer in as much detail as I can possible muster.

Sounds good, Ladi. Once I start on it, I'll send you a draft; you can check it out, tell me what works and what doesn't. Nice to know that it will have an audience--makes writing it so much more exciting.

 

[Black Tulip]

Oh, I'll read it too. Don't worry. You'll have an audience.

 

[LadiDarkMoon]

Never fear, The Peanut Gallery is ALWAYS here! *chuckles* I'm not much for a spelling or grammar editor...But I will be honored to read your draft.