dixon carter lee, you are a fat girl in disguise...

[honeylick]

aren't you?



i am pretty witchy about these things... my fat-girl radar is very sensitive.

 

[marksgirl]

You just now figuring that out? *lol*

 

[Ms_Lilith]

*giggle*

Hi, lovely honeylick!

 

[Zmey]

*kisses every one in a thread*

 

[Ms_Lilith]

*kisses every one in a thread*

hiya, Zmey

 

[honeylick]

You just now figuring that out? *lol*

lost my focus...

but i have refilled my ritalin... so i'm back in the game!



'sup sweetpea.

 

[Ms_Lilith]

'sup sweetpea.

you have a PM.

 

[marksgirl]

*kisses every one in a thread*

back at ya!

 

[Lancecastor]

aren't you?



i am pretty witchy about these things... my fat-girl radar is very sensitive.

I think s/he's a really bitchy pre-op tranny, myself.

 

[honeylick]

she comes with her own cigar, mr president.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Yes, I'm a big fat woman.

I'm so fat when I stepped on a scale it said "To be continued". I wore a yellow dress yesterday and some guy yelled "Taxi!" I'm so big every time I have sex I burn my ass on re-entry. It takes two busses and a train to get on my good side. My belly button's got an echo. I'm big folks. When I stand up the sun goes down. We're talking big. I went to the airport and someone stamped "Goodyear" on my ass. Huge, folks! I work at the movie theatre -- as a screen. I wear Levi's 1002s blue jeans. My doctor says I have the flesh eating disease, so that gives me about 25 years to live. I got two or three smaller women orbiting me. I have a side business selling shade. When I cross the street cars look out for me. I'm big I tell ya. I like to eat -- I put mayonaise on aspirin. My blood type is "Ragu". When I get a menu in a restaurant I take one look at it and say "Okay." I'm enormous, folks. I've been assigned my own Congressman. God I'm heavy. Every time I wear high heels I strike oil. I'm in the Olympics -- as a trampoline. Whenever I buy shoes I have to take their word on the color. I have group insurance. I'm big, people. BIG.

Actually I'm Rubinesque.

 

[honeylick]

Re: Yes, I'm a big fat woman.

Actually I'm Rubinesque.

-golf clap-



i'm zaftig.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

-Golf Announcer-

Oo! She sliced it.

 

[honeylick]

-Golf Announcer-

Oo! She sliced it.

slice? sausage or pepperoni?

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

slice? sausage or pepperoni?

Linguica.

 

[honeylick]

Linguica.

that sounds like spoiled seafood.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

So now it's a pussy thread. Great.

 

[honeylick]

i moved your speech to its own thread, fattie.

-curtsy-

 

[Guest]

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I am. I can prove it. All that material is stolen.