Dixon Carter Lee vs. Marxist

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Marxist: Calm down.

DCL: Not until you get this right. A train leaves New York doing 60 mph...

Marxist: I quit!

DCL: Go to the office.

 

[Marxist]

You're a pro, I'm a pharmaceutical salesman. Not really a fair match.


Want some estrogen cream for those bitch tits?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Sure, you can clap erasers. Begin.

 

[Marxist]

Sure, you can clap erasers. Begin.

This isn't "Teaching Patti" or any of your other slick and sick school girl fantasies.

 

[Guest]

I brought the ruler. Hold out your hand.

 

[sunstruck]

This isn't "Teaching Patti" or any of your other slick and sick school girl fantasies.

Let's hope so. You'd look cute in a plaid skirt and knee socks.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

"Teaching Marxist". Hmm. I smell a sequel...