Dixon Carter Lee Request Thread......

[Sparky Kronkite]

Dude?

Say something witty.

Be funny.

Right here - right now.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

C'mon man?

Dance for us like a monkey on a string.

Perform......

Singin' In The Rain?

The Star Bangled Banner?

I'm A Yankee Doodle Dandy?

Okay.....

On the Road Again......

Dance for us Fatima - dance!

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Why did the Farmer cross the road?

He couldn't get his dick out of the chicken.

 

[Andra_Jenny]

I think he's plagiarizing my old material.

 

[Andra_Jenny]

I'll have to go on a search.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

I've actually heard of a video....

of some guy fucking a chicken - and the chicken is screaming - sqwauck, sqwauck!!! And the chicken is limp but this dude is hard and the chicken finally looks like it's dead.

My be chicken Croke-ette.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Enough about your wedding video.

Thank you, I'll be here all week.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Yeah - once again, I.....

typo-blew my own punch line.

Such is Sparky's saga.

 

[Laurel]

That's not all you blew, so I hear...

*da dum dum tisss*

Ay, stop with the tomato throwing!

 

[Siren]

hahaha DCL !!!