Divine Intervention (comedy ?)

[NASCARaddicted]

I don't know if this can work as a Lit story, but it sure would be an interesting comedy/porn movie.

There is this shy guy. He is somewhere around 30 .... and virgin. He really would love to have sex, but he is to shy to flirt with women, and he doesn't want to go to a hooker.

He is really pissed about being so shy. All the time, he is cussing about it. He blames it on God, for giving him such a shy character.

Well, finally, God is sick of hearing him, cussing about his shy character. So God decides to change something .... from that day on, every women wants to have sex with him.

Just imagine: He is walking in a shopping mall, and suddenly, a dozen women start to chase him, because he is so sexy .... I don't know if this would work as a story, but I guess, in a movie, it could be pretty funny to see how they chase them .... and then, they catch him and have sex with him ......

 

[Zanzibar]

An alternate twist...


Suddenly the women that he's looking at or thinking about can hear his thoughts, as he he's saying them out loud.

Kind of like a reverse of mel Gibson in "What a Woman Wants."

Your original story could also have some amazing twists... as he runs into

a mail carrier (talk about a special delivery)

a police officer, (Talk about traffic school!)

the next door neighbor and/or her daughter (I want some of the sugar he's about to borrow),

the apartment manager (forget about the cleaning fee, I want a different kind of deposit!)



Could be fun!

 

[snooper]

... from that day on, every women wants to have sex with him.

Just imagine: He is walking in a shopping mall, and suddenly, a dozen women start to chase him, because he is so sexy ...

By the end of the day he would be completely shagged out, maybe even shagged to death.
So he arrives at the Pearly Gates and St. Peter says, "No way. You were a fornicator."
He says, "But God made me do it?"
And divine laughter floats out over the wall round heaven.