Divide by Zero

[Massive Grooves]

Another of these boring gifs

 

[Moochienanu]

That gif ^^^ holy hotness... and also artistic, which won you a Tittie!

 

[Massive Grooves]

Busy at work, but I stopped for a minute to eat.

Reading that I won the Tittie for most likely to post a bathroom pic.

What’s the right thing to do?

Go into the bathroom and take a picture with the award.

Now you have the scale.

 

[Moochienanu]

Busy at work, but I stopped for a minute to eat.

Reading that I won the Tittie for most likely to post a bathroom pic.

What’s the right thing to do?

Go into the bathroom and take a picture with the award.

Now you have the scale.

For some reason I pictured it bigger...

That’s what she said!!! *giggle*

 

[Massive Grooves]

For some reason I pictured it bigger...

That’s what she said!!! *giggle*

Our imaginations are always greater than the truth

 

[Massive Grooves]

Was out taking pictures of the puppy yesterday.

You get this.

 

[feelmytits]

April has started.

There is hope
❤️❤️❤

 

[Massive Grooves]

April has started.

There is hope
❤️❤️❤

I finally got a day off.

Taking in my first full game now.

 

[Massive Grooves]

Prep

And

Cooking

 

[Massive Grooves]

On occasion, I want to push the razor further
Let the gray whiskers hit the sink
By the handful

Grab the clippers
Cut the hair
Get it out of my face

But I talk myself down

I am no longer so interested


It was once nice to scrape years off


Instead, I’ll leave the years piled up with whiskers
Pushing like weeds through the pores of my skin

That nagging want for refresh sits in the back of my head
All it ever takes is
one
bad
moment

 

[feelmytits]

Super sexy

Love the whiskers

And the body looks fabulous

Thanks for cooking dinner❤

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

I'm glad you kept the whiskers- the ones on your face and the ones below your nonexistent belt.

 

[Massive Grooves]

Super sexy

Love the whiskers

And the body looks fabulous

Thanks for cooking dinner❤

Per request

https://i.imgur.com/S1dAGv9.jpg

 

[Massive Grooves]

I'm glad you kept the whiskers- the ones on your face and the ones below your nonexistent belt.

If I shave, I have a job interview.

That’s how it will go down.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

If I shave, I have a job interview.

That’s how it will go down.

*smirk* That sounds rather naughty in my head..

 

[Massive Grooves]

*smirk* That sounds rather naughty in my head..

Are you hiring?

 

[Massive Grooves]

Won’t leave this up long.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Are you hiring?

All available slots are filled at this time. Thank you for your inquiry.

Won’t leave this up long.

Ya know... I think that's the first time I've ever heard your voice. It was good to hear.

 

[Massive Grooves]

All available slots are filled at this time. Thank you for your inquiry.



Ya know... I think that's the first time I've ever heard your voice. It was good to hear.

We all hate our voices at least a little bit.

I’ve come to terms with mine.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

We all hate our voices at least a little bit.

I’ve come to terms with mine.

True.

And good for you. I'm still fighting with the redneck that comes out when I speak sometimes.

 

[Massive Grooves]

True.

And good for you. I'm still fighting with the redneck that comes out when I speak sometimes.

We can’t fight the parts which make the sum

So I merely accept my voice.

I may record a story later because I don’t feel like tapping it out

 

[Massive Grooves]

Sun is out in these parts.

Creates nice light.

 

[Massive Grooves]

I'm glad you kept the whiskers- the ones on your face and the ones below your nonexistent belt.

She said, nonexistent.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

She said, nonexistent.

I also said whiskers below the belt...

 

[Massive Grooves]

I also said whiskers below the belt...

i have selective hearing issues