Divide by Zero

[Massive Grooves]

I saw that tortilla idea everybody has probably seen.

So I had a sandwich last night.

 

[feelmytits]

Favorite recipes

Your sandwich? Maybe

Your cookies? Definitely

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

I saw that tortilla idea everybody has probably seen.

So I had a sandwich last night.

Is that the folded/cut soft shell idea that's floating around social media lately? Hrm.. I was thinking of trying it out, but Jesus, I'm wearing a shirt if I try it. How do you cook half dressed and not singe chest hair or burn important bits with hot oil? Maybe it's just me and a clutz gene.

Oh, and I want to run my fingers through your sexy manfur. Have a good one!

 

[Massive Grooves]

Favorite recipes

Your sandwich? Maybe

Your cookies? Definitely

I don’t pretend to be a good cook.

But I’m not starving.

My food is edible.

 

[Massive Grooves]

Is that the folded/cut soft shell idea that's floating around social media lately? Hrm.. I was thinking of trying it out, but Jesus, I'm wearing a shirt if I try it. How do you cook half dressed and not singe chest hair or burn important bits with hot oil? Maybe it's just me and a clutz gene.

Oh, and I want to run my fingers through your sexy manfur. Have a good one!

You really focused in on the most important part.

You will get all the way dressed in order to cook? Seems inefficient. Yes, I have an apron, but I’m already in shopping mode by the time I think about it.

Besides, I have the no splatter Samsung stove.

 

[Massive Grooves]

They are saying next video is a cooking video.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

You really focused in on the most important part.

You will get all the way dressed in order to cook? Seems inefficient. Yes, I have an apron, but I’m already in shopping mode by the time I think about it.

Besides, I have the no splatter Samsung stove.

I like food and handsome men; at the moment I saw your pic, hunger won out over lusty ideas. Apologies.

Yep, I'd rather not take a chance of bacon grease ending up on my bare bosom.

Lucky.

 

[Massive Grooves]

I like food and handsome men; at the moment I saw your pic, hunger won out over lusty ideas. Apologies.

Yep, I'd rather not take a chance of bacon grease ending up on my bare bosom.

Lucky.

I was only giving you a hard time.

I’m a daredevil? Risk taker?

I hate clothes.

 

[feelmytits]

Ready Naked Chef

 

[Massive Grooves]

Ready Naked Chef

I have something I’ll post later

 

[Massive Grooves]

Well, I have successfully completed 49 years of existence. Regardless of your thoughts on birthdays, it still serves as a marker for reflection.

Maybe more so as I start my 50th year.

I’m really not doing well. I’m not sick or anything. Just stress. You never know how much you can put up with until you can’t.

I still have been trying to distract myself. I have something I need to finish editing. I’ll put it out there for a minute when I’m done.

Once February comes... I don’t know.

Be good.

 

[Massive Grooves]

And then I stopped thinking about it.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

And then I stopped thinking about it.

Happy belated birthday!

And you deserve a smack on your hand for abusing that poor baking sheet in such a brutal manner. Tsk, tsk.

 

[Massive Grooves]

Happy belated birthday!

And you deserve a smack on your hand for abusing that poor baking sheet in such a brutal manner. Tsk, tsk.

It’s today.

And you have no idea, yet everything is still fine.

I never said I was good.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

It’s today.

And you have no idea, yet everything is still fine.

I never said I was good.

Strike the belated bit then. Party time! Eat a Ho-ho and watch some nature documentary or splurge for good porn.
(But seriously, ...I'm sorry you're feeling so worn. )

It looked delicious but I still worry for the pan and knife.

 

[feelmytits]

Thanks for the fun

Best wishes for the new decade

Be good

 

[Massive Grooves]

A couple of gifs.

The program I used last doesn’t work anymore, so there is a watermark.

So it goes.

just another burning snowball


Suds

 

[Massive Grooves]

Switching my shift completely.

Learning new things for the same shit.

I find myself out in the night.

Waking up when the sun is out.

And nothing is what it was.

C’est la vie

 

[Moochienanu]

Switching my shift completely.

Learning new things for the same shit.

I find myself out in the night.

Waking up when the sun is out.

And nothing is what it was.

C’est la vie

All the cool kids come out at night. You belong. These changes become easier over time.

 

[Massive Grooves]

All the cool kids come out at night. You belong. These changes become easier over time.

I always put on ten pounds when I change shifts like this.

Cool kids beware.

 

[Massive Grooves]

Have to get going

Need to start the day

 

[Moochienanu]

Have to get going

Need to start the day

I ended up down a spiraling tangent only in my mind, wondering if ‘The Day’ has ever been a band name - and if so, what style of music are they known for?

This pic could be their album cover.

 

[solardays]

Switching my shift completely.

Learning new things for the same shit.

I find myself out in the night.

Waking up when the sun is out.

And nothing is what it was.

C’est la vie

Been there. Done that. That shift is only good for vampires

 

[solardays]

I ended up down a spiraling tangent only in my mind, wondering if ‘The Day’ has ever been a band name - and if so, what style of music are they known for?

This pic could be their album cover.

I think that pic started a few people's day

 

[rubydlite]

Have to get going

Need to start the day

I can help you start your day....just sayin'