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OGMG said:
I have my chair. Sofa is for guests. Perk of this job.

I haven’t been to a concert in years. Time has been short.

*checks who is coming to town*

Nobody???!
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I like the look of the sofa in the shot you shared so I'll steal it since it's for guests and on the first visit everyone's a guest. ;)

We go to Detroit & Royal Oak for most of our shows just cus not much of interest comes this way. Unless you like country and/or nosebleed seats. We're due in Detroit at the end of June to Jessie Reyez but at the moment it's been postponed so who knows if we'll get to do that or not.
 
Bad news.

Some of you have shown concern for my health. I haven’t ejaculated 21 times in one month in at least six years. And that may have been an anomaly.

Anyway, I googled it.

Requires a medical diagnosis
Symptoms include difficulty with urination, but sometimes there are no symptoms at all.
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I’m worried as I have no symptoms.
 
OGMG said:
Bad news.

Some of you have shown concern for my health. I haven’t ejaculated 21 times in one month in at least six years. And that may have been an anomaly.

Anyway, I googled it.



I’m worried as I have no symptoms.
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Maybe we should stage an intervention and give a "helping hand" or 6 or 8... >.>
 
OGMG said:
Bad news.

Some of you have shown concern for my health. I haven’t ejaculated 21 times in one month in at least six years. And that may have been an anomaly.

Anyway, I googled it.



I’m worried as I have no symptoms.
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I feel like this is an attainable goal. Some of us might even consider it a challenge.
 
Micio_Lambire said:
Maybe we should stage an intervention and give a "helping hand" or 6 or 8... >.>
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I think I saw that porn.

Unfortunately in recent years it turned into step sister doesn’t want you to get prostate cancer.
 
rubydlite said:
I feel like this is an attainable goal. Some of us might even consider it a challenge.
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Complete with thermometer which gets filled in with the words “goal” written by the number 21.

We can probably replace the thermometer with sweat dripping at the top with a penis and sperm.
 
I currently have an ad out for a manager. I’ve been trying to fill this position for eight months. Offered two different people. Back to square one.

Managers are tough because they have to be a good fit.

I talked to this woman today on the phone. She seems to have the qualifications I’m looking for.

I told her toward the end that I wanted to be transparent. That my preference is to promote from within. I told her I do have an internal candidate who understands our processes and I am confident she could do the job, but would be a project because she has little leadership experience. I told the woman on the phone that any external candidates would have to really impress me.

I switched into a question for the woman in the phone.

It should have gone like this.

I told my internal candidate that any external candidates would have to be very impressive. Are you interested coming in and blowing my socks off?

I actually said.

I told my internal candidate that any external candidates would have to be very impressive. Are you ready to come in and blow me... (pause) I want to ask if you want to meet for an interview and try to impress me by blowing my socks off. I’m really sorry. That came out horribly wrong.

She did laugh and said she wondered if I was going to end my sentence at the wrong spot. But I corrected myself.
 
OGMG said:
I currently have an ad out for a manager. I’ve been trying to fill this position for eight months. Offered two different people. Back to square one.

Managers are tough because they have to be a good fit.

I talked to this woman today on the phone. She seems to have the qualifications I’m looking for.

I told her toward the end that I wanted to be transparent. That my preference is to promote from within. I told her I do have an internal candidate who understands our processes and I am confident she could do the job, but would be a project because she has little leadership experience. I told the woman on the phone that any external candidates would have to really impress me.

I switched into a question for the woman in the phone.

It should have gone like this.

I told my internal candidate that any external candidates would have to be very impressive. Are you interested coming in and blowing my socks off?

I actually said.

I told my internal candidate that any external candidates would have to be very impressive. Are you ready to come in and blow me... (pause) I want to ask if you want to meet for an interview and try to impress me by blowing my socks off. I’m really sorry. That came out horribly wrong.

She did laugh and said she wondered if I was going to end my sentence at the wrong spot. But I corrected myself.
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And now she's home fantasizing about blowing you(r) socks off.
 
OGMG said:
In person interview is tomorrow.

I haven’t made a mistake quite like that before.

May be sexual frustration.
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I would enjoy that mistake immensely...and there is a cure for that ;)
 
rubydlite said:
I would enjoy that mistake immensely...and there is a cure for that ;)
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She only knows me by my voice.

If it is suggested that a voice alone can get a blowjob, why am I just learning this information after 48 years of living?
 
OGMG said:
She only knows me by my voice.

If it is suggested that a voice alone can get a blowjob, why am I just learning this information after 48 years of living?
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OGMG said:
Took this
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A voice alone had distracted me so badly I've had to walk away from certain men in social situations. Voice activated blowjobs very easily can be a thing.

And a picture while I slept....that's unfair photo etiquette...
 
rubydlite said:
A voice alone had distracted me so badly I've had to walk away from certain men in social situations. Voice activated blowjobs very easily can be a thing.

And a picture while I slept....that's unfair photo etiquette...
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Keeps all this in mind for future conversations with people.

I’ll try to make it up to you
 
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