Distraction

[orijeanne]

k...so I have all this reading to do, and I really, really don't wanna....

So...if you were going to try to distract me, what would be your weapon of choice?

(PS: Please be creative and don't bother telling me you'd shove your dick between those tits. Really...)

 

[orijeanne]

I would start with a dry martini while we watch a street brawl between French mimes and rodeo clowns....either that or I could just do bad stand up comedy

Okay, that would be very distracting....and I kind of want to see that...can you point me in the right direction? (So much for essays and being prepared for class)

 

[Superman2008]

k...so I have all this reading to do, and I really, really don't wanna....

So...if you were going to try to distract me, what would be your weapon of choice?

(PS: Please be creative and don't bother telling me you'd shove your dick between those tits. Really...)

WELL... I would not MIND doing that. lol... That being said my weapon of choice is my sense of humor.

 

[John Blackhawk]

using a bullet vibrator like a brush against every inch of you.

 

[frankie49]

A feather...

 

[Hipshot1554]

I would have to start by finding out what kind of distractions you most enjoy.

 

[firefighterscott]

Give you daily tasks to keep you distracted

 

[Danforfun]

Witty conversation.

 

[backformorefun]

k...so I have all this reading to do, and I really, really don't wanna....

So...if you were going to try to distract me, what would be your weapon of choice?

(PS: Please be creative and don't bother telling me you'd shove your dick between those tits. Really...)

I think I'd pull out my guitar and play you a few songs...

 

[backformorefun]

I think I'd pull out my guitar and play you a few songs...

I'm sure I could write a song about your incredible red hair...

 

[ArthurW]

No no that will not work. Nor the one about cutting the cheese. It creative means something new and really weird. No it does not have to be sexy. Just get her thinking. Me I am lost. Bye

 

[Glorygirl78]

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[Zephreck]

Assuming...

Assuming you knew me and I already had consent to do the things I wanted to do to you...

And you were at a desk or at your table trying to read and concentrate..

Sliding my hands under the soft silken strands of your hair I would gently collect it from both sides and arrange it so that it was flowing down the middle of your back and exposing your neck. My hands then sliding over your shoulders, fingers pressing in only mildly at first. Leaning down so that you can hear my voice right beside your ear. My hands massaging your shoulders starting at where they meet your neck and then moving out in waves out.

"Hmm that doesn't look too interesting" I would say. Leaning down further so that the heat of my breath can run down your neck.

"I am very hungry my dear" I would say as my lips begin to lightly kiss your neck. Soft kisses slowly become more...demaning. You feel the pressure of each kiss increase, the heat of my tongue, each kiss moving up and down your neck while my fingers continue to knead and caress your shoulders.