Distract EL!

erm i dunno really, I'm sure someone could think of something :)

oh i see you've changed your AV too, thats quite a pair your holding on to there :D
 
Aye, there was a tit conversation going on somewhere so I thought this was kinda apt...
 
English Lady said:
Aye, there was a tit conversation going on somewhere so I thought this was kinda apt...


ummmmmmm.. EL.. I'll hold em for ya... I need exercise.. and welllll... they do look like my kinda barbells!!!!!
 
English Lady said:
but of course we talk aboutit(hee heee heeee) in an authorlytone here on the AH ;)

Welllllllll hell might as well talk about tits in a medical tone then....

Lemme check for lumps!!!!!!

FOUND ONE!!!!!!!... oops the lump isn't in yer tit.. it's in my pants!!!!!
 
I think the medical terms are best left for elsewhere, I think the best way would be to talk in graphic detail, so you can imagine them there right infront of you, just like any good author could.
 
James, you want a description?

round globes of wobbling blanchmanche, creamy white and topped with ripe cherry like nipples, surrounded by an area of pink strawberry sauce areola.
 
English Lady said:
James, you want a description?

round globes of wobbling blanchmanche, creamy white and topped with ripe cherry like nipples, surrounded by an area of pink strawberry sauce areola.


NO A BETTER PICTURE
 
Since we found a lump while examining your tits.. I believe some medical treatment is in order.... looks it up in my very own medical text (written by me of course).... finds the cure...

Rub the lump between two tits... result... near magical reduction of the lump.. and as a bi (oops that word skeered me) product..... SKIN CREAM!!!!!!
 
English Lady said:
James, you want a description?

round globes of wobbling blanchmanche, creamy white and topped with ripe cherry like nipples, surrounded by an area of pink strawberry sauce areola.

damn u woman i'm feeling hungry now
 
lol thats a typical womans thing to crave that :) any particular sort or are you not fussy
 
lol you too refuse to accept snickers :) what are your feelings on juicy fruits
 
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