Distract EL!

[sub-james]

I have to admit i do enjoy getting a bit of post, and as you say I prefer my fan mail coming from other people rather than those written by myself using the left hand

 

[English Lady]

*L*

i'mleft handed you know....

 

[sub-james]

i so new you would be as soon as i wrote that, thats just typical isnt it

 

[English Lady]

*LOL* yup, I'm typlically awkward!

 

[sub-james]

damn those awkward people... still nothing really wrong with being lefthanded, unless of course you cant use the right handed scissors and things.

 

[English Lady]

damn those awkward people... still nothing really wrong with being lefthanded, unless of course you cant use the right handed scissors and things.

oh i get by with right handed scissors...its a pain though and my left handed daughter has trouble with'em.

I can't masturbate with my right hand either....so when i broke my left wrist i went crazy for a few months *L*

 

[dreampilot79]

oh i get by with right handed scissors...its a pain though and my left handed daughter has trouble with'em.

I can't masturbate with my right hand either....so when i broke my left wrist i went crazy for a few months *L*

Welllllll damn EL.. ya shoulda told me.. I'da helped!!

 

[sub-james]

even though you are left handed do you still hold the knife and fork the "normal" way round??

I can't masturbate with my right hand either....so when i broke my left wrist i went crazy for a few months *L*

Well you know what they say, practice makes perfect

 

[English Lady]

Dp


James...I eat the right way round with my knife and fork BUT I hold my spoon in the opposite hand ad if you have those posh little cake forks which have a knife like edge down one side...it's the wrong side for me to use *L*

 

[sub-james]

posh cake forks what are they!!!! in my house we use our fingers and to hell with it.

 

[dreampilot79]

Dp


James...I eat the right way round with my knife and fork BUT I hold my spoon in the opposite hand ad if you have those posh little cake forks which have a knife like edge down one side...it's the wrong side for me to use *L*

EL.. shouldn't be a problem... beautiful women are supposed to be defended... they shouldn't need dangerous weapons...

No wait.. those forks with the cutting edge... those are just for blondes....... who can't tell a knife from a fork!! And the really lucky fellers get the blonds who can't tell a fork from a fuck!

 

[English Lady]

I only used one once at a mates house...well tried to use it *L* otherwise I have no idea *L*


common fellas the both of ya

 

[dreampilot79]

common fellas the both of ya

and here I thought I was uncommon!

 

[English Lady]

well you are a bit strange *ducks* *LOL*

 

[sub-james]

I only used one once at a mates house.

lol thats what they all say, and yes i would say I'm leaning towards common.... no no that far what do you think I am!

 

[English Lady]

*LOL* believe me, I barely own cutlery never mind posh cutlery *L*

 

[sub-james]

oh so you've got paper plates and plastic knives and forks I have to admit they do save on washing up


WOooo HOOOooooo 100 posts

 

[dreampilot79]

*LOL* believe me, I barely own cutlery never mind posh cutlery *L*

Good thing too.. I'm beginning to wonder if you can be trusted with sharp objects!

 

[sub-james]

Its ok DP I think she prefers the more rounded kind of objects

 

[dreampilot79]

James

If I read her correctly.. she prefers to eat the kind of sausages which are ummmm ready to eat and require no cutlery of any sort.

In fact I believe the host of the dinner party would be greatly offended if she introduced cutlery anywhere NEAR the sausage!

 

[sub-james]

oh yes those cocktail sausages, most supermarkets sell them ready cooked in quite large packets, and as they are quite small you only need to use your fingers or at most a cocktail sausages for those classy evenings

 

[dreampilot79]

large packets? sigh.. I only wish I could claim a large packet!

 

[English Lady]

shall I leave you boys alone *LOL*

 

[sub-james]

lol you know you want to join in... don't you

 

[English Lady]

Nice AV james....