Disgusting

[KillerMuffin]

I just got some stupid spam. It was from a tammy and I know a Tammy so I clicked it when it popped up. Stupid spammer.

It was one of those spamjobs where they pretend they're sending a business memo to someone important about a great opportunity and you got it by accident.

They mispelled eight words, dropped four separate pieces of punctuation, and three different sentences were comma splices.

I say we hold these spammers to a higher moral standard.

Numbnutzes.

 

[HeavyStick]

I'm still waiting for my check from Microsoft for forwarding emails.

 

[KillerMuffin]

You, too?

I picked up those penis enlargement tablets last week. I'm still waiting to see if they work.

 

[Cherry]

You know what really pisses me off, too ... I'm now getting hundreds of spam on my business email account through my ISP. An email address that I have never used for registration, inquiries or purchase anywhere. Not a free email account - but the one I pay the ISP for. Of course, they know nothing about it.

I hate spam.

 

[LukkyKnight]

KM, think about it this way. Nobody with enough sense to recognize the things you're objecting to would be taken in by the spam in the first place. You're not really their target, but mass emailing is still in its infancy.

 

[red_rose]

My penis is big enough - no enlargement pills for me.

I keep getting spam from "Tom" with generic subject lines like, "Hey - how's it going?"

And I know a Tom. It's really frustrating stuff, I tell ya.

I feel your pain.

I have not, however, taken the time to actually *read* my spam.

 

[KillerMuffin]

I get bored and I read my junkmail box. I think I need to do that more often because I found some Lit forum mail in there.

*winces*

Sorry, guy.

However, I did find a new neato-burrito phermone to attract women!

 

[ma_guy]

I bought bottles of those penis enlargment pills from 6 different companies. They each promised they'd add 3". That ought to open a few eyes in the Am. Pic. Forum in a month or two!

 

[Backyard sweaty]

I just got some stupid spam. It was from a tammy and I know a Tammy so I clicked it when it popped up. Stupid spammer.

It was one of those spamjobs where they pretend they're sending a business memo to someone important about a great opportunity and you got it by accident.

They mispelled eight words, dropped four separate pieces of punctuation, and three different sentences were comma splices.

I say we hold these spammers to a higher moral standard.

Numbnutzes.

i f I new id' be held a acountb'le............i'ta ben differnt

 

[Gaucho]

You, too?

I picked up those penis enlargement tablets last week. I'm still waiting to see if they work.

I'm still working on getting my breasts enlarged. Do you think I should stop at a 'C' cup or go straight for the garbanzas?

btw - those penis enlargement pills really work. I stopped taking them when I had to slap it out of the way every time I tied my shoes.

 

[Belilica]

I'm still working on getting my breasts enlarged. Do you think I should stop at a 'C' cup or go straight for the garbanzas?

btw - those penis enlargement pills really work. I stopped taking them when I had to slap it out of the way every time I tied my shoes.

OMG!!! I need a bigger penis too! Do they work, do they really?!?

 

[Gaucho]

OMG!!! I need a bigger penis too! Do they work, do they really?!?

Sure they do!

But the real trick is to attach a real heavy weight to whatever's left of your foreskin. Man, you'll have a real swinging dick in no time.

 

[Belilica]

Sure they do!

But the real trick is to attach a real heavy weight to whatever's left of your foreskin. Man, you'll have a real swinging dick in no time.

Oh sweet lord...

 

[lovetoread]

I just want to know why I get the sex with animals emails.

One freaking goat and now everyone wants your money.

 

[Cherry]

I just want to know why I get the sex with animals emails.

One freaking goat and now everyone wants your money.

HAHAHAAA! Good one!

 

[Belilica]

I just want to know why I get the sex with animals emails.

One freaking goat and now everyone wants your money.

Glad I get none of those...

 

[glamorilla]

i delete like 300 e~mails from my glamorilla address every two or so days without even bothering to open them.

 

[Spinaroonie]

You know what really pisses me off, too ... I'm now getting hundreds of spam on my business email account through my ISP. An email address that I have never used for registration, inquiries or purchase anywhere. Not a free email account - but the one I pay the ISP for. Of course, they know nothing about it.

I hate spam.

Doesn't mean that your ISP is selling your address.

Spammers often try to guess emails. If you have a three letter email address, you'll get more spam than one with five letters. Once they get it right, they add it to their database.