Discretion, The Better Part of Valor

[Bob Peale]

In order to change the lightbulb in the bathroom in my den, I of course had to remove the globe.

Peering in side, I noticed a small, heat bleached carcass of something that looked a lot like a small seahorse. I started to prod it with my finger, and immediately 4 successive thoughts ran through my head:

1. It's amazing that this is the first time I've had to change this bulb, and we've owned the house 2.5 years. Wonder what it's made of?

2. I'm 20 feet underground: what the hell is a seahorse doing in my bulb globe.

3. You know, a lot of horror movies start out this way, with a guy far removed from anyone touching something he probably shouldn't have and unleashing the fury of hell

4. I bet if I just screw this globe back on with a new bulb in the socket, the demons won't even know I found their little succubus, especially since I DIDN'T touch it after all.


So my point? Have you ever caught yourself doing something in real life that you've admonished some moron on screen for doing just before he/she got his/her clock cleaned?

 

[Thumper]

Do it! Do it now!

For god's sake just remove the freakin creature so we can get on with the carnage already...it is too late for your sorry ass anyway. You became a demon dinner the moment you ventured into the basement...

Who knows it may be Endlessly's virginity on the loose again.

for clarificaion

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=12638&perpage=20&pagenumber=2

You mean like teenagers having sex at camp? Where there is absolutely no lighting that works..

Nope

 

[ohiobbw]

"I'll be right back" everytime I say that I think of Scream!

 

[*bratcat*]

It reminds of last night...

 

[Thumper]

Then again...

If I ever go swimming at the beach and I hear that "Jaws" theme....

well let's just say I will be firmly anchored to the beach.

I can't believe all those fools still got in the water when that music was playing....idjits!

 

[*bratcat*]

Re: It reminds of last night...

 

[Dhalgren]

So Bob~

You never did tell us what the Hell you found..

A giant dehydrated moth?
Something from a different Universe?

What?

 

[Bob Peale]

Re: So Bob~

You never did tell us what the Hell you found..

A giant dehydrated moth?
Something from a different Universe?

What?

Me no know.

It's still up in the globe...I wasn't kidding. I'll find some unsuspecting handyman to take care of it.

 

[OUTSIDER]

Re: Then again...

If I ever go swimming at the beach and I hear that "Jaws" theme....

well let's just say I will be firmly anchored to the beach.

I can't believe all those fools still got in the water when that music was playing....idjits!

A few years back a mate of mine went to Ibiza on holiday with a load of friends and while they were there they went to the beach, they sat drank beer looked at topless girls and listened to the "HUGE" ghetto blaster they took with them.

My friend waited untill the water was full of bather's then pulled a tape fron his pocket and cranked up the volume on the radio, he put the cassette in the machine and hit "play".

On came the theme from jaws and out came about two thirds of the people from the water

Try it next time your at the beach....it's a hoot.

 

[Ask For More]

Lol....that's damn funny outsider

 

[April]

Oh, for pete's sake, Bob, send me your addy, and the next time I'm in the area, I'll come over and get your "creature" for ya, ya ninny!

Wussies!


Outsider, you're pure evil. But that was damn funny!

 

[beckbabe]

Candyman

 

[beckbabe]

Candyman

 

[Shylady]

I always want to know, in those movies when they have to run, why in heck do they run up the freaking stairs?

I mean really all you get up there is stranded a long way from the ground.

 

[OUTSIDER]

Lol....that's damn funny outsider

I only heard about it second hand from my mate's who where there but they were all laughing so hard they almost pissed their pants.............god I wish I'd been there to see it first hand.

 

[beckbabe]

Candyman... and you thought I'd wuss out!

 

[Bob Peale]

*stepping over to the side to avoid the carnage*

 

[Cheyenne]

Re: Re: It reminds of last night...

the glowing circles...bright, shiny green they were...now, me being silly and thinking that I am tuff...reached out a hand...and something brushed against me as it tried to flee my grasp...I jumped! and leaned a little closer...

So what the hell was it?

 

[beckbabe]

Yeah, what was it, Bratcat?

Bob, if this is like the mattress in Hellraiser, the handyman could shake it loose, it would tumble behind a radiator or large box, and begin to come alive. Instead of a handyman, how about a priest?

 

[beckbabe]

Candyman, Candyman, Candyman...maybe it only works if they're in the same thread.

 

[*bratcat*]

Re: Re: Re: It reminds of last night...

 

[Siren]

That is the best idea I have ever heard, bar none

 

[Thumper]

...and then.

The basement door will swing open and..you will hear

"Hello citizen I'm George Bush!"

Spawn from hell indeed!

 

[*bratcat*]

that would cause me to go through...

 

[Guest]

Re: ...and then.