Discreet Relationship...means MARRIED

[yuppietowngirl]

well...so I have found.

Does anyone else have any clues to the real person in a profile?

This has probably already been talked about a million times before now.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

"I love a good night at home with a movie and popcorn" means "I'm lazy"

 

[islandman]

"I think you're great" means I don't want to date your sorry ass.

 

[yuppietowngirl]

"I work from home" means "I spend my time on the internet searching the personals"

 

[MissVictoria]

"I like to hang with friends and party" = I conform to society's standards and am uninteresting.

"I like long romantic walks" = I am expected to say this, arent I?

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

"Just looking for friends" means "I want dozens of fuck-buddies"

 

[April]

"I love a good night at home with a movie and popcorn" means "I'm lazy"

No, that could mean "I'm cheap and lazy." Or unemployed, cheap and lazy. Or too ugly to go out in public, unemployed, cheap and lazy. Take your pick.

 

[islandman]

"I'm not a man-slut" really means that my name is Dillinger.

 

[MissVictoria]

"seeking slim petite woman PICS PLEASE" = I have been hosed... OR I am an asshole.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

"Looking for someone honest, open-minded, and serious" means "I pick losers habitually"

 

[April]

"I'm not a man-slut" really means that my name is Dillinger.

LMFAO!!

 

[patient1]

No, that could mean "I'm cheap and lazy." Or unemployed, cheap and lazy. Or too ugly to go out in public, unemployed, cheap and lazy. Take your pick.

 

[April]

Thank you. I'm satisfied now.

 

[Guest]

"I'm not a man-slut" really means that my name is Dillinger.

For the umpteenth time, I'm not Dillinger! Wait, I AM a man-slut...

 

[islandman]

"I know how to please a woman" really means that i've picked up the latest copy of How to Please a Woman for Dummies and flipped through it.

 

[yuppietowngirl]

"I love to do interesting and new things" means "with my friends and not you...the only interesting and new things would be in bed with you"

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

"I'm looking for someone with no emotional baggage" means "I still fuck my ex's, and I am an emotional wreck."

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[glamorilla]

bi~curious=i've worked my way through a small fleet.

 

[acitore_vuli]

.

 

[islandman]

I'm bi-curious = I'm bi only for today, and only for Wolfie.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

"I'm a consultant" means I'm currently unemployed and haven't held a steady job in years.

either that or "I'm free spirited" means the same LOL

 

[acitore_vuli]

.

 

[yuppietowngirl]

"I am romantic" means "I know that will get me bonus points"

 

[Mr Wolf]

I'm bi-curious = I'm bi only for today, and only for Wolfie.

Steady! There are alot of Wolfie's on Lit, could you try and narrow the field down. Hate to have any confusion bouncing around the threads.