Dirty talking to a guy

[Alice_In_Chains]

Like its easy to dirty talk a girl I have heard... Say you could call her a cum dispensor, a slut etc. but what are some good ones to call a guy??

 

[djay1000]

fuck me harder you bastard is always a good one

or

you fucking bastard

or

you cunt licker...suck my pussy

for starters anyway

 

[Goldie Munro]

Like its easy to dirty talk a girl I have heard... Say you could call her a cum dispensor, a slut etc. but what are some good ones to call a guy??

Like most things it is always easier to come up with things for women - why is that?? LOL

What about slut and whore for him? Im sure some guys would love that!

Theres also stud, cum maker, fuck maker, pussy fucker, hole plunger, cream licker, hole licker,...lol im making these up!! Does it show???

 

[Willing and Unsure]

Just make stuff up. I like to tell dirty bedtime stories. When he was here last weekend I believe I spent some time telling bout what I'd do if we brought another woman in for a threesome, or even another man for that matter.

Later on, I spent some time telling him a story that I was just making up, about watching 2 women together. I swear, by the time I was near done with that one I coulda swore he was going to push me off the bed cuz he was humping me so hard.

Just let the mind go. Try to think of the things you'd like him to say to you and then try to emasculate it. It should help get the ideas flowing at least.


the only other thing that I do say to him from time to time is how I'd love to have his hard cock in my warm, wet, clean shaven pussy.... that seems to get a reaction

 

[Zergplex]

Zergplex Says

Just make stuff up. I like to tell dirty bedtime stories. When he was here last weekend I believe I spent some time telling bout what I'd do if we brought another woman in for a threesome, or even another man for that matter.

Later on, I spent some time telling him a story that I was just making up, about watching 2 women together. I swear, by the time I was near done with that one I coulda swore he was going to push me off the bed cuz he was humping me so hard.

Just let the mind go. Try to think of the things you'd like him to say to you and then try to emasculate it. It should help get the ideas flowing at least.


the only other thing that I do say to him from time to time is how I'd love to have his hard cock in my warm, wet, clean shaven pussy.... that seems to get a reaction

Willing and Unsure? I think you need a change in name, like Perverted and Loving It ^_~ that last one will get a reaction from most men, if my darling said anything like that to me I'd be in heaven.

-Zergplex

 

[orange cowboy]

Alice_in_Chains, great name.

Okay, as for taking dirty to your man. Here are a few things my wife says that drive me nuts:

You're so big!

Slam into me!

Fuck me harder!

You're making me cum!

Fuck my cunt!


Mainly, its just telling him what you want him to do, but put in dirty words in the sentence. If you're thinking "give me oral sex", say "lick my pussy".

It takes awhile to get used to, but you will both have a great time once you have done it a few times.

 

[Zergplex]

Zergplex Says

Alice_in_Chains, great name.

Okay, as for taking dirty to your man. Here are a few things my wife says that drive me nuts:

You're so big!

Slam into me!

Fuck me harder!

You're making me cum!

Fuck my cunt!


Mainly, its just telling him what you want him to do, but put in dirty words in the sentence. If you're thinking "give me oral sex", say "lick my pussy".

It takes awhile to get used to, but you will both have a great time once you have done it a few times.

Dirty words can be so good in the right frame of mind, but otherwise if you really think about what you say it always sounds so generic and bad ^_^()

-Zergplex

 

[Willing and Unsure]

Re: Zergplex Says

Willing and Unsure? I think you need a change in name, like Perverted and Loving It ^_~ that last one will get a reaction from most men, if my darling said anything like that to me I'd be in heaven.

-Zergplex

*smiles and bluses a little bit*

I rather like the last one I put up there. It works so well. And then while you're getting undressed, or feeling around with your hands if you're already naked, add in all sorts of other phrases like "I cant wait to feel you thrusting into me" or "I love the way you feel in me" or "Fuck me hard. Make me scream." and no, these are not just lines. I dont say things unless I think they're true.

 

[human_male]

Uncle fucker, shit-faced cockmaster and donkey raping shit eater.

 

[phoenix1224]

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*smiles and bluses a little bit*

I rather like the last one I put up there. It works so well. And then while you're getting undressed, or feeling around with your hands if you're already naked, add in all sorts of other phrases like "I cant wait to feel you thrusting into me" or "I love the way you feel in me" or "Fuck me hard. Make me scream." and no, these are not just lines. I dont say things unless I think they're true.

Naughty girl... I think someone needs a spanking...

And then... A good, hard fucking...

 

[mystic_maiden32]

Uncle fucker, shit-faced cockmaster and donkey raping shit eater.

heh

 

[mystic_maiden32]

I just moan his name.....my hubby is more into hearing the groans and moans then the dirty talk. I on the other hand LOVE dirty talk.

 

[Willing and Unsure]

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Naughty girl... I think someone needs a spanking...

And then... A good, hard fucking...

yup..... I sure do *smiles*

 

[Zergplex]

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*smiles and bluses a little bit*

I rather like the last one I put up there. It works so well. And then while you're getting undressed, or feeling around with your hands if you're already naked, add in all sorts of other phrases like "I cant wait to feel you thrusting into me" or "I love the way you feel in me" or "Fuck me hard. Make me scream." and no, these are not just lines. I dont say things unless I think they're true.

The best way to turn your SO on is to say what your already feeling. If you are agonizing over wanting his cock in your pussy, telling him so is the best way to turn him on. You seem to be doing a great job of that already though ^_^

-Zergplex

 

[Zergplex]

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yup..... I sure do *smiles*

You'v probubly heard this from alot of people but in your AV you look soooo cute a beautiful. Just felt I needed to say that ^_^

-Zergplex

 

[Willing and Unsure]

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You'v probubly heard this from alot of people but in your AV you look soooo cute a beautiful. Just felt I needed to say that ^_^

-Zergplex

*smiles and blushes a lil bit*

thank you

 

[DirtyJJ]

Re: Zergplex Says

Willing and Unsure? I think you need a change in name, like Perverted and Loving It ^_~ that last one will get a reaction from most men, if my darling said anything like that to me I'd be in heaven.

-Zergplex

I know - and then she looks so cute with those stuffed animals.

I love dirty talk. I also tell stories in bed like W&S mentioned - it's hubby's favorite thing.
JJ

 

[Zergplex]

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I know - and then she looks so cute with those stuffed animals.

I love dirty talk. I also tell stories in bed like W&S mentioned - it's hubby's favorite thing.
JJ

CG and I have traded stories before while in bed, quite fun ^_^ not too much dirty talk in bed though, occassionally but unless we are both really in the mood it just sounds really stupid and cliche.

Heh, I should take some pictures of me with my stuffed Teddy Bear for my amateur pics thread (the Bear was a gift from CG, it says 'Someone From UMass Loves Me' on it's shirt). The Cute series....

-Zergplex

 

[Honeysucklevine]

Re: Zergplex Says

Dirty words can be so good in the right frame of mind, but otherwise if you really think about what you say it always sounds so generic and bad ^_^()

-Zergplex

Yes! So true! If you aren't all hot and bothered, it can sound pretty silly, but soooooo good when you are feeling those warm fuzzies for someone!

 

[Zergplex]

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Yes! So true! If you aren't all hot and bothered, it can sound pretty silly, but soooooo good when you are feeling those warm fuzzies for someone!

Exactly! Problem is my darling and I tend to be in the mood at seperate times so when we have fun one of us talks dirty and the other is rather amused by the words ^_^ as long as you keep a sense of humor about it though it's all good.

-Zergplex

 

[phoenix1224]

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You'v probubly heard this from alot of people but in your AV you look soooo cute a beautiful. Just felt I needed to say that ^_^

-Zergplex

Back off dude... She's mine... All mine...

 

[Zergplex]

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Back off dude... She's mine... All mine...

^_^() just a compliment, I already have my darling College_Geek.

-Zergplex

 

[Willing and Unsure]

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^_^() just a compliment, I already have my darling College_Geek.

-Zergplex

dont worry about it.... he was a bit drunk last night and being a little bit possessive. it was kind of funny, to say the least *smiles*

 

[Willing and Unsure]

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damn double post.......

 

[Zergplex]

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dont worry about it.... he was a bit drunk last night and being a little bit possessive. it was kind of funny, to say the least *smiles*

No problem ^_^ I just didn't wanna step on anyones toes, it was only a simple compliment.

-Zergplex