Dirty talk

[human_male]

I wish women would talk dirty in pornos. It'd be awesome but they hardly ever do. Actually scrap that, if I had a wish I'd wish I knew someone who'd talk dirty to ME.

 

[Batman4ever71]

I agree

Trick is separating pillow/sex talk from real life. Some guys can't call a partner anything bad and then face her in the morning without great embarrassment.

Plus they fear what might come out of their mouth if they started free-associating during the "hard cock disconnects brain" moments.

I agree wholeheartedly. My Fiancee has had me act as her master a few times, but I have a hard time saying what I need to in order to keep her satisfied. I can't say stuff like "You want it up the ass don't you you dirty little whore" when I am sooooo in love with her. Separation in role play is my issue. In fact, I'd like some advice on how to conquor this if anyone has any. Feel free to PM the hell outta me....lol I have led a sheltered existance but want to take our experimenting to different levels. HELP????

Batman4ever71

 

[BarnabySchmidt]

he's probably just shy abotu it because he doesn't want to sound like a doofus. Practice. You should just talk dirty and ask him simple questions like this:

"Do you like my tight pussy?"
"Do you like fucking me with that big meatlog?"
"Do you like using me as a fucktoy?"

He should answer "Yes" to all of the above. Then, he will start adding on sentences to them like this:

"Yes, I like you tight pussy"
"Oh yeah, I love stuffing you like a Thanksgiving turkey with some sausage stuffing. . . Mmmmm. . . turkey and stuffing"
"Oh yes, baby, you're my little fucktoy."

You get the idea.

 

[Eilan]

"Oh yeah, I love stuffing you like a Thanksgiving turkey with some sausage stuffing. . . Mmmmm. . . turkey and stuffing"

ROFLMFAO!

How about this one:

Yeah, baby. Shove that blood-gorged fuckpole into my quivering cum cave.

*edited because I should give credit to my hubby (maddbradd), who was too lazy to post this himself.

 

[Quoll]

ROFLMFAO!

How about this one:

Yeah, baby. Shove that blood-gorged fuckpole into my quivering cum cave.

Can you post some sort of "Please empty mouth before reading" warning, I'm running out of keyboards here.

 

[Eilan]

Can you post some sort of "Please empty mouth before reading" warning, I'm running out of keyboards here.

Sorries.

 

[pike_7]

This probably seems like a silly question, but here goes...
How do I get my man to talk dirty while we're having sex? I get really turned on by verbal commands...the nastier, the better. My man does talk about kinky things on occasion, but I would like him to take it up a notch.

I know the easy thing would be to just come out and ask. But I don't know how to say "Hey, honey, I'd really like it if you would call me your cum slut while we're doing it." How do I introduce him to what I like w/o shocking the hell out of him?

I am experiencing the problem only in reverse. My wife is very reserved verbally during sex. But I have tried a new tactic that has been working very well lately.

I wait until she is near orgasm and then I ask her to do something. For example, I am really turned on when a woman rubs her breasts and nipples when she is riding me. Normally, my wife would probably not do this on her own. But if I ask her when she is about to climax she readily complies and it is amazing. I think it is safe to say that we throw our inhibitions to the wind and are very willing to try new things when we are about to cum. So it is a great time to be suggestive to your lover.

Now I have not tried to get her to be more verbal because I like to be the one doing the talking, but this tactic has allowed her to begin to open up without feeling insecure or anxious.

Get him all fired up and then tell him that you want to hear how badly he wants you. I have a feeling it will work.

 

[averageblonde]

i agree with the previous post. It's a lot easier to do stuff you wouldn't dream of when you are about to come. Example, for some reason my boyfriend wants me to say when he is about to cum, "Oh baby, come in my pussy and get me pregnant." Now I love him very much, but even I wouldn't say that, just too weird. But, last night when we were going at it and he was about to cum, and I too was about to cum, he asked me to say it and I did. It was a lot easier and it was actually great for me because he got so turned on he pleasured me FOR HOURS!!!

 

[kinky shy girl]

i agree with the previous post. It's a lot easier to do stuff you wouldn't dream of when you are about to come. Example, for some reason my boyfriend wants me to say when he is about to cum, "Oh baby, come in my pussy and get me pregnant." Now I love him very much, but even I wouldn't say that, just too weird. But, last night when we were going at it and he was about to cum, and I too was about to cum, he asked me to say it and I did. It was a lot easier and it was actually great for me because he got so turned on he pleasured me FOR HOURS!!!

i know what you mean. sometimes during sex, either of us will say something so out there. afterwards we'll look at each other and think, where the fuck did that come from? it's funny how you can say anything in the heat of the moment.

 

[Batman4ever71]

Let go? Okay!

Fuck me. I want to feel your huge gorgeous cock rammed up in my hot, wet pussy so hard it feels like its in my belly.

Suck my pussy. It's hot and wet and throbbing just for you. I have to feel your tongue inside it! Fuck me with your tongue, then lick my clit. Tease it out from under its hood. Tease my pussy, baby. Tease it until it can't take anymore and it begs to be licked and sucked and fucked.

Let me cum in your mouth. I want to cum in your mouth so bad I'm almost insane with desire. I want to grind my pussy in your face until it's soaking wet with my pussy juices, then I want to straddle you and masturbate for you, very slowly, while you watch. You can't touch. Just watch as I tease my swollen, red pussy into an orgasm. Watch as I tease my clit into an erect, miniature cock. Watch as I hold my pussy lips wide open so you can see my cunt contracting wildly as I cum over and over and over again.

Something like that? Or more?

Is it hot in here or is it just me???

I'd cream myself just hearing my lady talk like that!!!! Are you available to give lessons??? Thanks for the raging hard on!!!!! I think I'll go fuck someone now.

Batman

 

[averageblonde]

Let go? Okay!

Fuck me. I want to feel your huge gorgeous cock rammed up in my hot, wet pussy so hard it feels like its in my belly.

Suck my pussy. It's hot and wet and throbbing just for you. I have to feel your tongue inside it! Fuck me with your tongue, then lick my clit. Tease it out from under its hood. Tease my pussy, baby. Tease it until it can't take anymore and it begs to be licked and sucked and fucked.

Let me cum in your mouth. I want to cum in your mouth so bad I'm almost insane with desire. I want to grind my pussy in your face until it's soaking wet with my pussy juices, then I want to straddle you and masturbate for you, very slowly, while you watch. You can't touch. Just watch as I tease my swollen, red pussy into an orgasm. Watch as I tease my clit into an erect, miniature cock. Watch as I hold my pussy lips wide open so you can see my cunt contracting wildly as I cum over and over and over again.

Something like that? Or more?

Said this to my boyfriend last night, he almost came in his pants. I just looked him straight in the eye, said this to him, didn't touch him, licked my lips and threw in a few moans and he was in heaven. I highly reccomend this to all women out there.

 

[SlvrTongueDevil]

Said this to my boyfriend last night, he almost came in his pants. I just looked him straight in the eye, said this to him, didn't touch him, licked my lips and threw in a few moans and he was in heaven. I highly reccomend this to all women out there.

I think you're way above average, blonde!!

 

[averageblonde]

I think you're way above average, blonde!!

Thanks for the compliment. I like to think I am too.