Dirty Talk Indian Style

[subdued_passion]

As a somewhat private person, I value discretion and don't discuss the contents of my PMs but I got such a special one today that I felt it would be a travesty to deny the board the opportunity to enjoy prose as fine as this:

Ah, dreaming of your kohl lined dusky eyes glancing sideways in shyness as I remove every article of clothing on you, except for the bangles on your wrist. Reaching out and caressing your sandalwood and turmeric infused dark skin, feeling the heat radiate from your sensual, sexy body. Spreading your rosy lips with my tongue as I taste your masala fed tongue and mouth. Breathing in your jasmine scented hair as I dip into your cleavage and bit your tits and nipples. Watching your back arch as I spread your silky smooth legs shaved smooth and scented with oil, reaching that trimmed hairy pubic mound of pleasure......what will I do next? how will I entice you? hmmm, conjuring up images of sexual coupling to rival the Kamasutra. Licking that tight pussy, making you moan and scream out your tension and then taking you to the next level with my fingers, cock and cum.

 

[subdued_passion]

Somethings need to be mocked in public to ensure there is no repeat performance.

 

[yossi]

Masala fed tongue. AHAHAHAHAHA.

Serious inquiry, though. May I cover your naked body in curry and then feast on you?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Smoke signals?

 

[subdued_passion]

I get it, you probably like our food. But we're not made of the stuff, you know.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I don't eat cat or curry...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Teepee livin' will do that to a fella.


Same as worms . . . .

 

[subdued_passion]

"caressing your sandalwood and turmeric infused dark skin"

Yes, I have nothing better to do than apply turmeric paste and sit around for hours doing nothing but wait for my complexion to develop that naturally jaundiced look so that you can enjoy caressing my dark skin.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I'll pet your cat...

 

[RobDownSouth]

"Masala fed tongue"......oooooh, that's a keeper!!

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Teepee livin' will do that to a fella.


Same as worms . . . .

'n buzzards...

 

[subdued_passion]

"Masala fed tongue"......oooooh, that's a keeper!!

It has me wondering about how awesome it would be to give a guy a blow job after chewing on some chilies.

I remember this one time when I'd just finished handling some fairly mild green chilies and didn't wash my hands properly with soap after I was done. Later that day when I was fooling around with my then boyfriend he started howling as soon as I began to stroke him. I thought maybe I was doing it wrong till he described the burning sensation.

 

[RobDownSouth]

It has me wondering about how awesome it would be to give a guy a blow job after chewing on some chilies.

I remember this one time when I'd just finished handling some fairly mild green chilies and didn't wash my hands properly with soap after I was done. Later that day when I was fooling around with my then boyfriend he started howling as soon as I began to stroke him. I thought maybe I was doing it wrong till he described the burning sensation.

Hmmmm.....sounds like the last time me and the GF made stuffed jalepenos!

 

[subdued_passion]

Hmmmm.....sounds like the last time me and the GF made stuffed jalepenos!

So to answer thirty's question:

"How big is yours?"

"Mine's big enough to stuff a jalapeno!"

 

[Magnetron]

I feel a Bollywood song coming on.

 

[TwoShades]

***Lowering my eyes in shame***

 

[subdued_passion]

I feel a Bollywood song coming on.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3afDNZMayQ

 

[live_wire_on]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3afDNZMayQ

The pm-writer probably saw the whole movie. Or maybe wrote the script?

 

[bluebell]

He probably moonlights as a writer for Ancestry.com

 

[subdued_passion]

The pm-writer probably saw the whole movie. Or maybe wrote the script?

I can't even remember the movie now, just the song (like so many other karisma and chichi movies).


Isn't Kader Khan dead?

 

[about_average]

Somethings need to be mocked in public to ensure there is no repeat performance.

Whew! I'm really glad you added this post. I really didn't want to mock something you liked, no matter how bad I thought it.

 

[subdued_passion]

Whew! I'm really glad you added this post. I really didn't want to mock something you liked, no matter how bad I thought it.

I kinda anticipated your need.

You're welcome!

 

[pete]

As a somewhat private person, I value discretion and don't discuss the contents of my PMs but I got such a special one today that I felt it would be a travesty to deny the board the opportunity to enjoy prose as fine as this:

that was beautiful... when he wote about your masala fed tongue, i jizzed all over my guacamole fed belly. it was magical.

 

[dolf]

ew! racist leg humper is racist.

 

[doowdniw]

There's an excellent Indian restaurant within walking distance. This has me thinking about heading there for lunch.