Dirty Rumors...

[RedheadedHaze]

Ever read a post by a fellow Lit member and wonder what they're talking about? What they do? Who the person behind the AV really is?

Here's your chance to wonder aloud. Start a playful rumor, but try and keep it positive, please.

Filthy lies are the best fun, I say!

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I'll even start the first chain of deceit:

According to a recent PM, rumor has it that a certain resident redhead might work for a high end escort service in a major metropolitan city in the Tri-State area. Unfortunately, due to her clientele, she is bound to a non-disclosure clause, keeping her profession tightly under wraps.

There's no telling...she -does- sport an awful lot of slinky, retro lingerie. You know what they say about those redheads...

 

[GoodOmen]

I heard that RedheadedHaze is actually a blonde...

 

[Frizzle_Fry]

I heard that RedheadedHaze is actually a blonde...

I heard she comes down to Texas to do dirty dirty things......when is the next visit?

 

[kaycee217]

I hear Frizzle_Fry is really a secret government agent.

 

[RedheadedHaze]

I hear Frizzle_Fry is really a secret government agent.

SeKreT AgEnT man! Sexy. Does he wear an all black suit and black shades, too?!?!



I hear MRNO needs his tie straightened.

 

[kaycee217]

I suspect GoodOmen's mother is a real babe. People often call her Venus or Aphrodite.

 

[GoodOmen]

I suspect GoodOmen's mother is a real babe. People often call her Venus or Aphrodite.

you talkin' bout my mama?!

 

[Frizzle_Fry]

SeKreT AgEnT man! Sexy. Does he wear an all black suit and black shades, too?!?!



I hear MRNO needs his tie straightened.

Indeed, I do wear a blak suit and black shades....and I carry a stylish silver flask with fine scotch, a pistol with a silencer, a watch with lazer beams and I also carry a weak spot for women with red hair.

I heard GoodOmen wears womens panties quite frequently.

 

[dave's thing]

I heard GoodOmen wears womens panties quite frequently.

He does???? Got any pics?

 

[Macdaddy23]

He does???? Got any pics?

Dave likes to play with his thing

 

[mrno]

(snip)
I hear MRNO needs his tie straightened.

You heard wrong. It isn't my tie that needs it.

I hear, from a very reliable source, that RedheadedHaze enjoys cartoon sex.

 

[ima6uldv8]

You heard wrong. It isn't my tie that needs it.

I hear, from a very reliable source, that RedheadedHaze enjoys cartoon sex.

That's cute. Tell her to make sure the ink is dry, first

 

[draconus_infernus]

A little bird told me that mrno has cameras everywhere and sees everything. Dammit, man, kick down with some of the video!

 

[mrno]

A little bird told me that mrno has cameras everywhere and sees everything. Dammit, man, kick down with some of the video!

I am too much of a gentleman to post those videos here.

Should I e-mail you copies?

 

[draconus_infernus]

I am too much of a gentleman to post those videos here.

Should I e-mail you copies?

That works!

 

[ima6uldv8]

I am too much of a gentleman to post those videos here.

Should I e-mail you copies?

That damned wet ink! I thought gentlemen didn't tell.

 

[mrno]

That damned wet ink! I thought gentlemen didn't tell.

Well, I didn't SAY anything. How many copies do you want?

 

[ima6uldv8]

Well, I didn't SAY anything. How many copies do you want?

I don't want copies. I want the original.

 

[mrno]

I don't want copies. I want the original.

The one with just the 2 of us, or the one with us and RedheadedHaze?

 

[ouchfeelsgood]

I've read unconfirmed reports about photos circulating on the Internet showing Redheadedhaze, Tiger Woods, and a lubricated 9 iron.

 

[ima6uldv8]

The one with just the 2 of us, or the one with us and RedheadedHaze?

Oh, you filmed ALL of them? You must have quite a collection.

 

[mrno]

Oh, you filmed ALL of them? You must have quite a collection.

You weren't supposed to see that. You said you were leaving.

 

[ima6uldv8]

Rumor has it that a Lit girl has a video of a certain very sexy Lit guy. Now, I've just got to find her!

 

[mrno]

Rumor has it that a Lit girl has a video of a certain very sexy Lit guy. Now, I've just got to find her!

So I am in another video?

 

[ima6uldv8]

You weren't supposed to see that. You said you were leaving.

Hey, it's a woman's prerogative to change her mind