Dirty Rhymes

[beautifulchaos2427]

Let's make up some dirty rhymes together. This is my first post....dipping toes in.

Little Jack Horner sat in the corner playing with himself,
he stuck his thumb up his ass
and found his uncles underpants
and said "What a good boy am I"

(I think I head that one somewhere but it doesn't have to be original.)

 

[beautifulchaos2427]

Let's make up some dirty rhymes together. This is my first post....dipping toes in.

Little Jack Horner sat in the corner playing with himself,
he stuck his thumb up his ass
and found his uncles underpants
and said "What a good boy am I"

(I think I head that one somewhere but it doesn't have to be original.)

correction: read

 

[BigBadWolf01]

Old mother hubbard
Went to the cupboard
To get her old dog a bone
She bent over
and Whoah Rover took over

 

[Tiarra]

Hickory Dickory Dock,
This chick was sucking my cock,
The the clock struck two,
I dropped my goo,
And dumped the bitch on the next block!

~ Andrew Dice Clay

 

[Cinner]

Mary had a little bear,
To which she was so kind.
And everywhere that Mary went,
You saw her bear behind.

 

[akaSol]

Not quite dirty but:

Mary had a little lamb
It ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up it's ass
and turned it's wool to nylon

>Sol

 

[Cinner]

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet,
her clothes all tattered and torn.
It wasn't the spider that crept up beside her
'twas Little Boy Blue with a horn.

 

[Cinner]

Jack and Jill
went up the hill
to have a little fun.
Jill, the dill,
forgot her pill,
and now they have a son.

 

[paulstories]

Jack and Jill
went up the hill
to have a little fun.
Jill, the dill,
forgot her pill,
and now they have a son.

Hickory dickory dock
I was solid as a rock
The clock struck two
But where were you?
I had to use a sock..