Dirty Panties - A Question for the Ladies...

I guess no, but I am actually not sure, after all he is just my suspect and I am not 100% sure he is the thief.
Should I actually flirt with him to find out if he is the one? 😂

I like your idea though 😉
Should I actually flirt with him to find out if he is the one?

If you find him attractive, the question is insane, Emma. If he gets up to that kind of kinky caper when he isn't even having a relationship with you, fuck knows how debauched and off his head the lad is in the sack!!!! Ripping them, gripping them between his teeth, snorting and sniffing them as he rogers you, spurting on them for you to lick it off, pissing on them, fucking you with them draped all squelchy and slooshy over his cock ... the sky's the limit. So yes, there's every reason to make a thong and dance out of it.
 
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I have caught my sons friend with my panties. He was in the bathroom playing with himself while holding them uo to his face. I saw hin throughthe gap in the door. He had no idea I had seen him. I stood and watched for a while and then went back to bed to masterbate. I found it such a turn on.
Now I leave them laying around when he stays.
Has he cum in them yet? You know that he wants to!
 
Should I actually flirt with him to find out if he is the one?

If you find him attractive, the question is insane, Emma. If he gets up to that kind of kinky caper when he isn't even having a relationship with you, fuck knows how debauched and off his head the lad is in the sack!!!! Ripping them, gripping them between his teeth, snorting and sniffing them as he rogers you, spurting on them for you to lick it off, pissing on them, fucking you with them draped all squelchy and slooshy over his cock ... the sky's the limit. So yes, there's every reason to make a thong and dance out of it.
You could simply have a Scantie Showdown with him, Emma. I think it would go like this:

Emma (*looking across at Pantystealing Suspect, slightly bewildered): Do you know, it’s the strangest thing, neighbour, but I could almost swear someone in this block is swiping my scanties around here with rather alarming regularity …!

Scantie Swiping Suspect: Oh, er, … gee, gosh, golly, that’s … er … dreadful. People can be so mean, can’t they? In both senses, too. Mean because they steal them, and too mean to buy any themselves. I suppose some women just home in on a pretty pair of panties, and snaffle them.

Emma: Oh no, no, I’m quite sure it’s not a girl, neighbour. It’s got to be a man.

SSS (*with a hunted look about him, responding in a rapid stutter): A … a m-m-man? Er, why? Wuh-wuh why would a man even DO that? To … to w-w-wear them himself? D-d-do things with them? God, that’s disgusting and disgraceful and even disturbing. Gives me the creeps to think there’s a knicker-nicking nutcase out there …

Emma (*smiling a sly little smile): But the thing is, this person – whoever he (*flashes a quick glance at SSS) might be, is about to be rumbled. In an hour or so I’ll know for sure who he is, you see.

SSS (*aghast, but quickly recomposing himself …): What? You’re not serious? Oh no, I mean oh, yes, great … but h-h-how will you know, Emma?

Emma: Easy. I hired a private detective! Yes, someone to mingle in here with everyone else washing and drying their clothes, just another face in the crowd, apparently reading the newspaper or absorbed with the mobile, but really scanning all the patrons and keeping watch over the last few weeks. The private dick will be ringing me quite soon. And then (*pause for effect, meaningful look at SSS) … then I’ll know, neighbour … and whoever it is will have some explaining to do, I can tell you!

SSS (*scared out of his wits): Oh God, oh bum, oh fuck … I mean, that’s wonderful. So smart of you, Emma. But the PI might not get any conclusive proof, of course, I mean … anyone can make a mistake, or the thief might not be about any more …

Emma (*shaking her head wryly): Oh no, neighbour. The PI is pretty damn sure. Photos and everything. He’s going to send them to me. It’s in the bag. The same bag the cat's going to be out of very, very soon ...

SSS: (*mouth agape) Buggerfuckshit, I mean wow, hey. So … you’re going to report this person, are you? Go to the police? Look, there’s no need for all that, you know, … it was just a … it was … I mean, yes, I …

Emma (*cuts him off calmly, eyes narrowing – her tongue can be seen to slither out briefly around her upper lip …): Oh no. It really doesn’t bother me that much, neighbour. Quite the opposite, in fact, to be honest. I just want to know who it is, that’s all. After all, he doesn’t nick all my clothes, just a piece of underwear every so often, and he always puts it back, too, all clean, no matter what he may have done with it. And I just want to know why. And what he does with my panties and thongs. I find it quite hot, you know. It makes me fucking horny, to be clear. Gives my pussy a regular thrill, oh yes. Right off the wetometer, mmm ...

SSS (*necessarily astounded …): It what? … really? Wow. Oh, wow. You actually like it? Well, erm, it … it was me, Emma. It was me all along, yes! I’m the Thong Thief. It’s me.

Emma (*leering at him sexily): I know, neighbour, I know.

SSS (*not so much astounded as gobsmacked-plus): You know? How do you know? How did you know it was me?

Emma (*tongue snakes out again over her upper lip, rather more lazily this time …): Because you just told me, neighbour. Tell me, does it make your cock hard to know that I know? (*links her arm in his) – let’s go, big boy. No, no need for the police to take down your particulars. I’d much rather take them down myself, mmm ... And I want to hear the reasons you do this. And the rest too, not just the whys. The whats, the wheres, the hows and the wows as well. ... Dear me, just look at that - you might have to loosen your belt a notch or two, my man, 'cos I can see a rampant tiger about to spring out of its cage ..."
 
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Where I live, we have communal washing machines. They’re generally quite clean, so I don’t mind using them instead of buying my own. However, there are only two machines in the laundry room, and whenever both are occupied, I usually leave my laundry basket downstairs and wait about an hour for my turn.
One day, when I was washing my underwear, socks, and gym clothes, I noticed that a piece was missing. At first, I assumed I had misplaced it.
Maybe my missing thong was still in my gym bag, left behind in the machine, or stuck to another piece of clothing. But after searching thoroughly and coming up empty, I started to wonder.
At first, I refused to believe that someone had actually stolen my laundry. Then, one day, the missing thong mysteriously reappeared in my laundry basket while I was hanging up and drying my clothes. I figured I must have overlooked it somehow.
But two month later, the same thing happened. this time with a pair of socks and some stockings. That’s when I knew for sure, someone was taking my clothes.
At first, I was angry. But at the same time, the person returned everything, so I wasn’t sure how to react. I had to admit, though, that I had made it incredibly easy for him. Since I tend to procrastinate, I would often leave my dirty laundry unattended downstairs.
To prevent further theft, I started taking better care of my belongings.
However, I still had a habit of leaving my freshly washed laundry in the machine for about an hour before picking it up. The person must have realized this, because eventually, they took a freshly washed panty as well. And, just like before, it was returned 2-3 week later.

I know some people have a fetish for worn clothing, this isn’t the first time I’ve come across this kind of thing, especially in hostels, but that’s a story for another time.

So, I had a decision to make. Should I leave a note and call him out publicly? Or should I simply be more punctual and prevent him from stealing in the first place?
I chose the second option, not because I was furious, but because I just needed time to process the whole situation. I don’t like to kink-shame people, so I decided the best thing I could do was remove the opportunity.
Over time, I began to suspect who the person was. He was a guy, maybe 5–10 years older than me, very friendly, polite, and seemingly normal. But I noticed he always happened to do his laundry around the same time as me, almost too often to be a coincidence.
After about seven months, I started asking myself whether this really bothered me. Did it actually affect me, knowing that he was likely masturbating to my stolen clothes?
My answer was no and I decided to play along.
It didn’t inconvenience me in any way, I was washing my clothes anyway, so whatever he did with them in the meantime didn’t really matter to me. As long as he gave them back, I didn’t see a problem.
I’ve noticed it happening maybe three times in the past few months. And to be totally honest, saying this doesn’t affect me would be a lie, because it does give me a little tingle.

Hope you enjoyed my little laundry affair. Have a great day!
Nice, something about panties that is a turn on. Fun to think about it for sure. I don't think I could do that, but for sure a kink.
 
I guess no, but I am actually not sure, after all he is just my suspect and I am not 100% sure he is the thief.
Should I actually flirt with him to find out if he is the one? 😂

I like your idea though 😉
Flirting can be a lot of fun, even if it doesn't lead to anything. If you innocently flirt with him a bit, perhaps while lifting up a pair of stockings for him to see as you sort through your laundry, it will be interesting to see if he shows an interest.
 
Nice, something about panties that is a turn on. Fun to think about it for sure. I don't think I could do that, but for sure a kink.
I guess it is a fun kink to play with as a couple 😊
Even more if it can be used as a tease
Lingerie itself is fascinating for guys at least that is how I feel when talking to you and my friends
But seeing them for real when striping naked or just them laying around drives all men crazy

Not that I wouldn’t admire other woman in them but I guess for guys it is much more a kink
 
Flirting can be a lot of fun, even if it doesn't lead to anything. If you innocently flirt with him a bit, perhaps while lifting up a pair of stockings for him to see as you sort through your laundry, it will be interesting to see if he shows an interest.
Haha maybe or just wearing skirts while doing my laundry
Unfortunately it is to warm around here for stockings so he has to live with my socks 😂
 
Haha maybe or just wearing skirts while doing my laundry
Unfortunately it is to warm around here for stockings so he has to live with my socks 😂
If he's the thief, his eyes will probably widen a bit if he sees you handling the things he likes to take. But other intimate clothing such as panties or lingerie will probably work too. And it would be hard for most guys to resist seeing you walking around in a short skirt, especially if you accidentally dropped something and had to bend over to pick it up.
 
If he's the thief, his eyes will probably widen a bit if he sees you handling the things he likes to take. But other intimate clothing such as panties or lingerie will probably work too. And it would be hard for most guys to resist seeing you walking around in a short skirt, especially if you accidentally dropped something and had to bend over to pick it up.
That poor boy 😂
Love how everybody would tease him so much if they would be me
It is fun to think about
But I guess I shouldn’t be to naughty
I want to stay in my apartment and I don’t know how many friends he has around here to tell about it 😅
 
That poor boy 😂
Love how everybody would tease him so much if they would be me
It is fun to think about
But I guess I shouldn’t be to naughty
I want to stay in my apartment and I don’t know how many friends he has around here to tell about it 😅
Haha, I don't think anyone here feels bad for "that poor boy." But you're right, you don't want things to go too far.
 
My son would regularly soil my knickers from the hamper, usually finding them under his bed. In response I would soak them in bathroom sink where he would see them. It took awhile before he caught on and I would find them soaking after use. For fun I would put a pair under his pillow
there is something very hot about you leaving panties under your son's pillow
 
TEASE(just kidding)

although I think you should buy more thongs and show them off to LIT
Haha I know I can be quite the tease
But I love to be one to be honest 😬

No sorry I know you guys would like that but I don’t want to show more to the internet 😂
My bikini has to be enough 😉
 
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well honest tease maybe one day I will stroke and cum to the idea of your bikini clad body or maybe one day I will stroke and cum to what it would be like to run my hands up under your skirt and into one of your thongs
Haha I know I can be quite the tease
But I love to be one to be honest 😬

No sorry I know you guys would like that but I don’t want to show more to the internet 😂
A bikini has to be enough 😉
 
I have a huge panty fetish, I love them worn and dirty but with the rise of full body deodorant finding them no longer as fun as it use to be
 
She thought he was weird. I said he was probably just looking to see how big a bra she took as most of my mates like her big tits!!
 
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