Dirty Laundry

[OhMissScarlett]

Does anyone else have trouble keeping up with laundry? It seems like that's all I ever do(well, besides the porn writing). Maybe I'm just lazy, but all that folding and putting away really fucking pisses me off.

Tell me your household woes.

 

[Guest]

IF it werent for all the vodka bottles, i wouldnt have shelves for my books.

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

laundry multiplies like rabbits. Of course, it stays trashed most of the time because as soon as I straighten up, the kids come right behind me and mess it back up again.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Got whine?

Laundry under control at the moment but was ass-deep in it last night.

Let's talk about carpets... the dog hair and the muddy pawprints.

 

[English Lady]

I always have washing that needs doing. always.

 

[carsonshepherd]

folding laundry is my #1 most hated household chore.

I fucking hate dusting too. I should be doing it right this very second.

 

[Lisa Denton]

My puppy has so many toys laying around on the floor I trip over them trying to get to the washin machine.

 

[Guest]

Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses of laundry yearning to breathe free,
The wretched dirty linen of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden washroom door

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I've taken to locking doors in the rooms I've already cleaned so they can't get trashed while I'm working on something else. My son's room stays locked during the day(not with him in it) so he can't drag out all his toys into the living room. He gets to have three things out at once and that's it. Sounds mean, but he can only play with one thing at once anyway.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Did you make that up?
Cause that's really good!

 

[carsonshepherd]

I've taken to locking doors in the rooms I've already cleaned so they can't get trashed while I'm working on something else. My son's room stays locked during the day(not with him in it) so he can't drag out all his toys into the living room. He gets to have three things out at once and that's it. Sounds mean, but he can only play with one thing at once anyway.

This must be a new rule

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

I've taken to locking doors in the rooms I've already cleaned so they can't get trashed while I'm working on something else. My son's room stays locked during the day(not with him in it) so he can't drag out all his toys into the living room. He gets to have three things out at once and that's it. Sounds mean, but he can only play with one thing at once anyway.

I know how that is.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

This must be a new rule

Yes, I came up with it when I was sick for those two months and couldn't really keep the house clean. It worked, so I'm sticking to it.

It still manages to get strewn with pillows, blankets, books, etc.

Ack, I know, my living room often looks like it was torn apart by a pack of wild dogs. Really it's the work of my SO and my four year old.

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

I know how that is.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

They'd have to commit me if I had that sort of a lineup.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Does anyone else have trouble keeping up with laundry?

Just bough a set of those big front loading washer/dryer. Talk about burning thru dirty laundry! They hold like 3 or 4 times more clothes.

The only problem now, it that I have to FOLD that much more.

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

They'd have to commit me if I had that sort of a lineup.

Hehehehe... I went nuts a long time ago.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Re: Re: Dirty Laundry

The only problem now, it that I have to FOLD that much more.

My problem is that there's nowhere to put it when I do fold it. Our dresser drawers are full of porn.

 

[Lisa Denton]

Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses of laundry yearning to breathe free,
The wretched dirty linen of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden washroom door

I could swear I heard that somewhere before. But isn't it supposed to be "I lift-tith my lamp" or sumpthin like that?

 

[Guest]

I could swear I heard that somewhere before. But isn't it supposed to be "I lift-tith my lamp" or sumpthin like that?

"Keep ancient lands, your storied pomp!" cries she
with silent lips. "Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!"
by
Emma Lazarus


I NEVER SAID I WAS ORINGINAL.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I NEVER SAID I WAS ORINGINAL.

Yes, but you're hot and funny. That counts for something, right?

 

[Guest]

Yes, but you're hot and funny. That counts for something, right?

babe, have i ever mentioned that you make me want to shave you?
*drool*

 

[carsonshepherd]

"Keep ancient lands, your storied pomp!" cries she
with silent lips. "Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!"
by
Emma Lazarus


I NEVER SAID I WAS ORINGINAL.

Well Duh. I knew that was on the tablet of the statue of liberty... I was talking about your parody. Made me larf.

 

[Guest]

Well Duh. I knew that was on the tablet of the statue of liberty... I was talking about your parody. Made me larf.

you want me to shave you too dontcha?

 

[carsonshepherd]

you want me to shave you too dontcha?

Too late.