Dirtiest of the Dirt - Part Deux.

[Sparky Kronkite]

Okay guys, your turn. What will you do? How far will you go for your partner - your lady - your love? We're talkin' sex stuff here.

Many of the beautiful and erotically modern women of the board (genuinely and convincingly saying no, they really don't "do it" for their men but, they do it because they actually like it) do lots and lots of stuff. They have fun with other women, anal everything, they ingest bodily fluids, etc., etc.. Quite a few even have sex on the rag.

So c'mon your turn. And if you won't tell us what you do - let us know what you won't do.

My hunch is that most males are far more conservative with their sexual practices than most women. But who knows?

That's why I asking.

Me? You ask me? I've stated before - damn near anything my lovely wife might ask of me, I'd be inclined to do - for her. B-e-c-a-u-s-e pleasing her is what gets me off - I naturally want her to be turned on. If in doing so, turning her on, she may ask for something a bit off the beaten path - I would say I'd be inclined to perform it for/with her. And probably dig it too.

Of course - no real violence, no kiddies and probably no pets.

But everything else - washes off. At least for clean folks like us. Yes, we do like clean, dirty sex.

Get some nuts guys and answer this thread.

 

[Expertise]

Rim jobs 'r Us

Like Sparky, getting her off/pleasing her is a GIGANTIC turn on for me. So she can request the most outrageous things imaginable and I would do it to please her, in fact I could enjoy it almost souly because it did (as long as she remembered "turn about is fair play"). So basicly if it doesn't involve children, pets, human waste, permanent physical injury or me getting intimate and interactive with another guy her wish is my command.

Anything except the above listed... no hesitation.

 

[R Nitelight]

I have a very strict, unbreakable one penis in the room rule.

 

[Expertise]

In the room is fine.

Hell, in her is fine.

As long as it isn't in or on me and vice versa.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

But, but, but??????

But - if'n she vanted to put zee barrel of a paint ball gun (sans balls) up yer ole r-r-r-r-rectum and pull zee trigger? Ah? Hmmm? Only compressed air - uah? Nope - could turn yer colon into a tube balloon - spread yer innards out all over zee place - nope. Not very fun aye?

Could be good for pin worms though.

 

[R Nitelight]

Oh, yeah, like I'd let her do that again!

 

[Expertise]

Sparky read the part of my post that says.

"No permanent physical injury"

BTW. Are you channeling Deborah or something?

 

[Cheri]

More like a WomanLover persona

 

[Bliss]

WWMD

*whispers into the wind* womanloverrrrrrrrrrrr.

 

[Bliss]

Yo, get off my schtick, yo. LOLOLOL

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Schtick???? Schtick????

Isn't zat German????

 

[Bliss]

C'mere s'more you naughty arrogant potahtoe, I wanna French Frye!

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

French!!! But, but, but....

My leetle leepshon - I am zo tongue tied. Besides zee French are our slaves. Hmmmmm. French "Fried!" Now zat is more like it - yezzz - ve fried many a frog.