Dipshit Busted for Trying To Fuck A Van (No, not IN a van)

[jaF0]

Ohio Man Arrested After Trying To Have Sex With A Van
CBS Local - ‎40 minutes ago‎



DAYTON, Ohio (KDKA) - Ohio officers arrested a man after a witness said she saw him trying to have sex with a parked van.

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Where's that redneck guy .... Johnson or something ... that hangs around here?

 

[yossi]

I wouldn't think rubbing your penis against or into metal feels good.

 

[Jamiegeo]

"Hey you over there! Hey you Van fucker!"

What kind of van was it i wonder? Mighta had a sex grille.
His mug shot kinda does yell: 'yeah i came to party!...or fuck vans n stuff!'

 

[lovetoread]

The dude has every right to be into objectophilia if that is what he likes.

 

[Rachel_X]

The dude has every right to be into objectophilia if that is what he likes.

Maybe so, but he does not have the right to publicly face rape another man's van.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Now you know where mini vans come from.

 

[Liar]

Maybe so, but he does not have the right to publicly face rape another man's van.

Yeah I mean come on, at least take it out for a proper fuelling first, and use the tailpipe, like a genteleman would.

 

[Hard_Rom]

Maybe so, but he does not have the right to publicly face rape another man's van.

Probably do less damage than having a girl face rape your vehicle
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view3/3237921/hump-dat-car-o.gif

Is the warm grill foreplay for some dirty tailpipe intercourse
https://rurritable.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/tailpipe.jpg

So much hotter when girls fuck cars (1st link is pretty bangin' too)
https://i2.xxgifs.com/galleries/201...eur-teen-riding-a-car-gear-stick-xhamster.gif

 

[jomar]

Wonder what he used for lube.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

Yeah I mean come on, at least take it out for a proper fuelling first, and use the tailpipe, like a genteleman would.

I wonder if it was a duel or single exhaust?

 

[jaF0]

Wonder what he used for lube.

5W30



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[RoryN]

Dipshit...or dipstick?

 

[Wrong Element]

I was going to ask, "Where in Florida did this take place?" only to find out that he's one of ours.

 

[Rachel_X]

Probably do less damage than having a girl face rape your vehicle
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view3/3237921/hump-dat-car-o.gif

Is the warm grill foreplay for some dirty tailpipe intercourse
https://rurritable.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/tailpipe.jpg

So much hotter when girls fuck cars (1st link is pretty bangin' too)
https://i2.xxgifs.com/galleries/201...eur-teen-riding-a-car-gear-stick-xhamster.gif

I don't even know how to respond to those.
People be crazy.