Lancecastor
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Turns out Al Gore won, Dubya's going in to rehab.
Hairy Al's out dodging sniper fire to buy a Mach3 Turbo starter kit and get a quick shave.
After that he'll be jerking up the Dow, rebuilding the WTC and having the Rev Billy Graham raising the dead and converting Osama & Saddam to Baptist.
Everything should be back to normal by Sunday after church.
You may return to the 1990's; do not adjust your stock options.
Your new Chevy's on order.
Thank you.
Turns out Al Gore won, Dubya's going in to rehab.
Hairy Al's out dodging sniper fire to buy a Mach3 Turbo starter kit and get a quick shave.
After that he'll be jerking up the Dow, rebuilding the WTC and having the Rev Billy Graham raising the dead and converting Osama & Saddam to Baptist.
Everything should be back to normal by Sunday after church.
You may return to the 1990's; do not adjust your stock options.
Your new Chevy's on order.
Thank you.