Dillinger's

[TWB]

Got a Huge Dick.

Glad the enlargement surgery seemed to go OK. So much for a gentle giant.

 

[Guest]

Uh. That's one huge cock, Dillinger!

I'm a bit scared.

 

[Dillinger]

When too much is REALLY too much? *lol*

 

[Silverlily]

When too much is REALLY too much? *lol*

Ok, you got me, the current one looks just a tad big.

 

[Guest]

Damn right, Kitten. Not only is it long, but it's looking a bit thick, too. Eek!

 

[Dillinger]

I always heard thick was more important than long?

And KittenEyes - thought you were of the bigger is better mindset?

 

[Dillinger]

And you raindancer? Don't think you could do a dance round it? Make it... uh... precipitate?

 

[Hamletmaschine]

I think we've got the official measuring stick here for that "how deep is your pussy" thread, though. Just have to put a few notches in that thing. . . .

 

[lilminx]

That is just huuuge!

Is that a pic of Gnufi's cock?

 

[Guest]

Hehehe~ I could provide a dance or two.
But, I'm not sure I could handle it.
Yikes!

I could die trying though..heheh

 

[GreenEyedGirl]

My initial reaction was "OUCH!"
Followed quickly by crossing my legs.

Dilly, you are a dear, but OMG! Your member is a menace to society. How the hell do you walk with that thing? Talk about a three legged race!!!!

 

[Dillinger]

Ah - you caught me trying to pass myself off as Gnufi. *sigh* Guess only the real Gnufi can pull it off...

 

[Silverlily]

And KittenEyes - thought you were of the bigger is better mindset?

I said just a tad



There's a saying in racing, "run what you brung". You bring it and I'll play.

 

[Dillinger]

Hehehe~ I could provide a dance or two.
But, I'm not sure I could handle it.
Yikes!

I could die trying though..heheh

That brings some wonderful imagery to mind... I'll take the dance... or two or three... then we'll give it a try... see just what you can handle... and how you handle it...

 

[Dillinger]

My initial reaction was "OUCH!"
Followed quickly by crossing my legs.

Dilly, you are a dear, but OMG! Your member is a menace to society. How the hell do you walk with that thing? Talk about a three legged race!!!!

Its all in the balance... oh and I keep an entourage of 6 Babylonian sluts to carry it around (see "My Dick is so big" thread)

Now... you don't think just crossing your legs is gonna stop me, do you?

 

[Dillinger]

I said just a tad

There's a saying in racing, "run what you brung". You bring it and I'll play.

*lol* I never go anywhere without it!

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Hey - TWB - thanks for the thread dude!

 

[perks]

puuuuuuuRRRRRRR.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Wow!

I don't think it would fit, but it sure would be fun to try.

 

[lilminx]

Wow!

I don't think it would fit, but it sure would be fun to try.

If it doesn't fit, make it fit.

 

[Dillinger]

Might take some work... a few sets of hands... team effort...

 

[lilminx]

I'm in.

 

[Dillinger]

Yes.. but the question is... can you get me in?

 

[GreenEyedGirl]

I propose a new sport, "toting Dilly's dick"
It'll take endurance, speed, agility, and most importantly, creativity. This is a team sport, so all members are encouraged to apply. There will be varsity and intramural teams available for participants. mark which you are interested in on your application.

Sign ups are in a half an hour, make sure you have a physical before hand, and bring your favorite lube as it will be a requirement to play on the field. No uniforms will be assigned, so if you feel the need to have one, check will Dillinger before hand to have it approved.

Thank you for your support!

 

[perks]

Yes.. but the question is... can you get me in?

I will help Minxie, help you.

 

[lilminx]

Yes.. but the question is... can you get me in?

I'll do my damnedest to try. Astroglide works wonders, and I'm sure with Perky's help, it will happen.