Dillinger worries me

[Guest]

Does anybody else worry that Mr. Dillinger obsesses too much about fjords? I've been watching his threads lately and most everything has been about fjords(except for the pygmy one which could be just a temporary moment of insanity). He has even attracted a stalker, Greyface. I am seriously worried that he might have his heart broken by a snobbish fjord someday and that he will go off the deep end. I hear that there are good doctors in Sweden that are doing amazing work breaking people of their fjord obsessions. Should we start raising money to help this poor man out?

 

[cybergirly]

I think Dilly is heading a campaign to help the fjords take over the world. I don't think its harmful, but we have to watch the situation.

 

[Dillinger]

He's beginning to worry me too. As a good Discordian, Mr. Dillinger really should know the difference between his "J"s and his "N's.

 

[perks]

I'm willing to be his therapy.

 

[Dillinger]

Do you have a comfy couch?

 

[Guest]

Do you have a comfy couch?

You need a couch?

 

[perks]

Do you have a comfy couch?

I have a comfy ass

 

[Dillinger]

A nice comfy couch for Perky and me... near a nice fjord.

 

[Dillinger]

I have a comfy ass

That will do just fine!

 

[perks]

comfy ass and a great view of a fjord.

 

[red_rose]

Here... to go towards the therapy...

http://www.toad.net/~reddoor/dollar.GIF



I'm an amature psychologist... and I *do* have a comfy couch...

Dillinger... please step into my office...

edited because *holy crappers*, that other image was humongous!

 

[Guest]

A nice comfy couch for Perky and me... near a nice fjord.

I thought you and perky might want to conduct your therapy with a delightful romp in a fjord. Or a small bathtub....either one.

 

[Dillinger]

Red_Rose - perhaps you'd care to join me on Perky's ass over there by the fjord? I hear its quite comfy.

 

[red_rose]

The ruffles *do* look inviting...

WAIT A MINUTE!!

You're just trying to draw me into your sick, perverted world of fjords!!!

HELP! Somebody! Anybody!

IS THERE A DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE??

 

[Guest]

The ruffles *do* look inviting...

WAIT A MINUTE!!

You're just trying to draw me into your sick, perverted world of fjords!!!

HELP! Somebody! Anybody!

IS THERE A DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE??

Not personally a doctor but I have relatives that are....close enough?

 

[Dillinger]

The ruffles *do* look inviting...

WAIT A MINUTE!!

You're just trying to draw me into your sick, perverted world of fjords!!!

HELP! Somebody! Anybody!

IS THERE A DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE??

TOO LATE! AH HA HA HA HA HA!!!

FJORD!

 

[red_rose]

TOO LATE! AH HA HA HA HA HA!!!

FJORD!

Aaaaiiiieeeee!!! Noooooo!!!!

slartty - find me someone who at least *plays* a doctor on tv or something!

 

[Guest]

Aaaaiiiieeeee!!! Noooooo!!!!

slartty - find me someone who at least *plays* a doctor on tv or something!

Noah Wylie do? I don't really know him but.....oh wait I do know Bradley Whitford.....not sure he's ever played a doctor but he could probably do a good impersonation.

 

[pipercatt]

Damn, I lost my towel...

 

[Guest]

Damn, I lost my towel...

Never ever lose your towel. It is the most valuable possesion you have. I hope this is a lesson for everyone.

 

[red_rose]

Noah Wylie do? I don't really know him but.....oh wait I do know Bradley Whitford.....not sure he's ever played a doctor but he could probably do a good impersonation.

Damn, you got my hopes all up!!

And here I thought Noah Wylie was going to come to my rescue!

Oh fjord.



I fjort stop fjording fjord!!

Oh, fjord!!

 

[Guest]

Damn, you got my hopes all up!!

And here I thought Noah Wylie was going to come to my rescue!

Oh fjord.



I fjort stop fjording fjord!!

Oh, fjord!!

Sorry about that. I'll work on stalking him for you though.



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Ahhh the Silence of the fjords!

 

[April]

Just hide behind me. I'm the anti-fjord. You're safe here.

 

[Guest]

Just hide behind me. I'm the anti-fjord. You're safe here.

Ahhh....haven

 

[Dillinger]

But but... fjords ARE haven!