dildos

[pointless]

i once had a wand. it was glow in the dark and it had a star on the end of it and i when i was super bored i would wave it around and say avada kedavra because killing people with magic is great way to get through the day.

 

[Emerson40]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m01v8q12xZ1qjnhqgo1_1280.jpg




http://40.media.tumblr.com/5604cce19aba20bd2ffcf042fb134255/tumblr_njh3ptnlkl1sjz7a3o1_500.jpg

 

[Pookie]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m01v8q12xZ1qjnhqgo1_1280.jpg

Wuss.

 

[doowdniw]

The next time the garden gnome disappears, I'll know where to look.

 

[Not Normal]

I have some lovely glass ones. Why not round off the collection with some wood and steel?

Maybe I need a dildo section on my budget worksheet.

WE did a tune in college called Wood and Steel...

 

[neci]

Woodies ...

http://www.designboom.com/cms/images/user_submit/2011/02/00.jpg

those are so beautiful.

 

[neci]

it's been ordered:

Pipedream Products King Cock with Balls, Flesh, 9 Inch



i had to have the balls, plus the curve on the 9" was nicer than the curve on the 10". i hope it fits.

 

[Emerson40]

The difference between purple and pink:

*Real peni - how hard you clench / grip it

*Dildo - dry time​

http://56.media.tumblr.com/2012dcee8dd983eb536aade47691bda6/tumblr_o053vkPNsb1undh1wo1_500.jpg

 

[Killswitch1]

i like the idea of a big, curved suction cup dildo. i have my wand, but i need stuffed like a turkey.

lol...

 

[VelmaJinkies]

I really enjoy my Bad Dragon -- Sea Dragon model its on amazon

 

[Killswitch1]

it's been ordered:

Pipedream Products King Cock with Balls, Flesh, 9 Inch



i had to have the balls, plus the curve on the 9" was nicer than the curve on the 10". i hope it fits.

14.99 with free shipping.

lol

 

[Killswitch1]

Lmao.....sorry. 25 bucks available at Amazon.

Amazon sells dongs?

http://www.amazon.com/Pipedream-Products-King-Balls-Flesh/dp/B00VIKICOW

 

[VelmaJinkies]

Lmao.....sorry. 25 bucks available at Amazon.

Amazon sells dongs?

http://www.amazon.com/Pipedream-Products-King-Balls-Flesh/dp/B00VIKICOW

Yep.....

 

[quietlylooking]

I splurged last year on an nJoy.

Holy hell. Worth every penny.

Plus it is gorgeous, like a piece of industrial art.

I might need to look into buying one of these...

 

[neci]

The difference between purple and pink:

*Real peni - how hard you clench / grip it

*Dildo - dry time​

http://56.media.tumblr.com/2012dcee8dd983eb536aade47691bda6/tumblr_o053vkPNsb1undh1wo1_500.jpg

i need a new job!

 

[thør]

Woodies ...

http://www.designboom.com/cms/images/user_submit/2011/02/00.jpg

What finish do they use?

 

[doowdniw]

What finish do they use?

Marine varnish?

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

http://41.media.tumblr.com/6fc637cb157ae0d005971bb062c32e94/tumblr_mive8mkWss1rj7luco1_400.jpg

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Marine varnish?

Tung oil...

 

[Elixxxher]

Make your own?

http://i.imgur.com/Tl6H8Dp.jpg

Yeah, just don't stick your dick into it to improve the shape of your existing junk, you'll regret it.

 

[Emerson40]

http://57.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcmlbtGL771r3gb3zo1_250.gif

http://57.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcmlbtGL771r3gb3zo2_250.gif

http://57.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcmlbtGL771r3gb3zo3_250.gif

 

[Aphro]

http://57.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcmlbtGL771r3gb3zo1_250.gif

http://57.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcmlbtGL771r3gb3zo2_250.gif

http://57.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcmlbtGL771r3gb3zo3_250.gif

No one jumping forward to claim it?

 

[spacekowboy]

Don't these people know about carry on??

 

[Emerson40]

Happy meal?

Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions – on a sesame seed dong.


http://40.media.tumblr.com/fa8c0dd3d6e3d8d0ddd1cc9da77d8530/tumblr_nd708m8S4p1t345fco1_500.jpg

 

[neci]

he arrived in the mail! huge fucking package! i haven't opened it yet, due to life circumstances and zero alone time, but tomorrow is looking like a good stretchy morning! woot! i will take pictures. of the dildo. not of my cunt being stretched by said dildo. i can't wait to meet him.