Digital_Bob
Really Experienced
- Joined
- Aug 23, 2012
- Posts
- 161
digital bob doesn't have fingers. we must type for him. fortunately he talks slowly, usually with a drunken slurr. or maybe that's just his regular accent. nobody knows where digital bob is from originally. maybe he'll tell you. maybe he'll tell you all kinds of details about his life.
digital bob likes to travel, but he isn't a very good house guest. he eats too much, breaks your stuff and his feet stink. occasionally he forgets he's been housebroken also.
as a result of his bad house guest habits nobody can put up with him for long. in fact i'm looking for someone to dump him on right now. are there any takers?
the catch is: you have to dump him on a friend. someone you know or halfway trust. we wouldn't want to deliver poor bob into a squeal like a pig moment...right?
spend some time with bob. take him with you to different threads. walk him through some posts. type out anything digital bob would like to say, he'll be mighty grateful.
bob keeps a guest book in his signature. when his feet have permeated every inch of your house and he's broken all your lamps, sign the guest book and dump ol' bob on someone you care about. plant a smile like nothing's wrong upon your face and hand over bob's credentials and password.
digital bob likes to travel, but he isn't a very good house guest. he eats too much, breaks your stuff and his feet stink. occasionally he forgets he's been housebroken also.
as a result of his bad house guest habits nobody can put up with him for long. in fact i'm looking for someone to dump him on right now. are there any takers?
the catch is: you have to dump him on a friend. someone you know or halfway trust. we wouldn't want to deliver poor bob into a squeal like a pig moment...right?
spend some time with bob. take him with you to different threads. walk him through some posts. type out anything digital bob would like to say, he'll be mighty grateful.
bob keeps a guest book in his signature. when his feet have permeated every inch of your house and he's broken all your lamps, sign the guest book and dump ol' bob on someone you care about. plant a smile like nothing's wrong upon your face and hand over bob's credentials and password.
