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[Bert Notorius]

TIM Burton has been on a morbid shopping trip – for his own gravestone.


The Beetlejuice director is so obsessed with death that he wants to choose his final resting place and epitaph now.

He said: “I want my grave to say ‘Dig Here’ on it. Hopefully someone will take me up on it. I won’t mind at that stage.”

http://www.stars-portraits.com/img/portraits/stars/t/tim-burton/tim-burton-by-Jeliza_Rose.jpg

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

Have you been reading the Sun? Oooo! Tim Burton has managed to make Johnny Depp look like a younger version of Nosferatu. eeeEEEeee!

 

[Bert Notorius]

Never a good idea to stare directly at the Sun.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

My Ogre Husband brought some of the UK papers home. The Page Three girls are not on page 3!
I did not see Samantha Fox or Katie Price Jordan. But, I was surprised to see what was true.

 

[Bert Notorius]

The Brits can be terribly funny in their love/hate relationships with celebrity.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

Page 3 is where the pre-celebrities get "exposure." Men tend to stare much longer than they have intended to stare. I am sure that it is not good for their eyesight.

 

[Bert Notorius]

The online version is called the Bizarre. Go figure.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

A good source, for seeing what there is to avoid. *bleaches eyes*

 

[Bert Notorius]

Avoiding rich people hasn't been a huge problem for me.