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Strangebuddy
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If missionary isn’t the right term, I apologize, that’s what we called them if they weren’t Jehovah’s witnesses where I was from.
So where I live it’s not uncommon to get a knock on the door from the local churches either here to give you a Book of Mormon, or pitch their church to you (not as many post pandemic of course but before it was about every few months).
They come to the door, ask some things about your beliefs then leave some pamphlets, a bible, etc.
Now one year, about 9 years ago these two women came to my door and were drop dead gorgeous. Same speeches, same material, but their tops were tight, cut low and they were very attractive.
Now that got me to thinking: what if there were some gorgeous missionaries going around...except they were going door to door spreading a different kind of love?
Are they demons, angels, just a horny couple, cultists, or just some people who got really mixed up When they were told to share their love of the lord and serve their neighbors?
Story could be a series of vignettes, or could focus on just one house. For example:
Woman is in dire straights and is about to have her lights turned off. Our missionaries show up, and she answers since she wants to yell at them just to release some stress. The moment she mentions her bills, one of the missionaries makes a call, and her debts are cleared up. They ask is they can come in and woman, flabbergasted, says yes. They then begin cleaning washing her feet, and helping her relax until she doesn’t notice them sliding her out of her clothes and carrying her to bed.
Alternatively, lonely guy suddenly finds them on his doorstep and they come preaching about the evils of masturbation. Guy is flummoxed but when he sees them pop a couple of buttons, he lets them in where they free him from masturbation and loneliness.
So where I live it’s not uncommon to get a knock on the door from the local churches either here to give you a Book of Mormon, or pitch their church to you (not as many post pandemic of course but before it was about every few months).
They come to the door, ask some things about your beliefs then leave some pamphlets, a bible, etc.
Now one year, about 9 years ago these two women came to my door and were drop dead gorgeous. Same speeches, same material, but their tops were tight, cut low and they were very attractive.
Now that got me to thinking: what if there were some gorgeous missionaries going around...except they were going door to door spreading a different kind of love?
Are they demons, angels, just a horny couple, cultists, or just some people who got really mixed up When they were told to share their love of the lord and serve their neighbors?
Story could be a series of vignettes, or could focus on just one house. For example:
Woman is in dire straights and is about to have her lights turned off. Our missionaries show up, and she answers since she wants to yell at them just to release some stress. The moment she mentions her bills, one of the missionaries makes a call, and her debts are cleared up. They ask is they can come in and woman, flabbergasted, says yes. They then begin cleaning washing her feet, and helping her relax until she doesn’t notice them sliding her out of her clothes and carrying her to bed.
Alternatively, lonely guy suddenly finds them on his doorstep and they come preaching about the evils of masturbation. Guy is flummoxed but when he sees them pop a couple of buttons, he lets them in where they free him from masturbation and loneliness.
