Different Endings

[foxylady2]

I am getting a bored with my story at the moment so would like to have fun with it. I am near the end but it is slow and like to move things along a bit. This is really meant for middle grade but for an experiment would like to see what the ending would be like if it where an adult one. I will of course change it later. So here it is and for goodness sake make me laugh. I am bored out of my mind.N.B Would like different endings from different people. ( hope I am making sense )

This is what is going to happen ( IMO ) Aven gets taken on the island by Kahaki ( a dragon ). The reason why they are on the island is that they can destory the Opal of Luck Less ( ie Working title ) Patrickhis own life by getting killed by Kahaki so that Seamus can rescue Aven. Meanwhile Their the twins grandfather sends a signal for help to the main land. Seamus destorys the dragon ( with a sword given to him by the Elf king ) and destorys the opal. ( how I do not know? ) I am just finding this bit dragging.Seamus and Aven marry of course with a traditonal Irish Wedding at the end.



The boat was made out of oak and gold. Sails were green and ivory white. All of them except for the trolls (who took the unicorns back ) climbed aboard the boat. Leister cast off the rope. Granddad Joe went to the helm.

“We should be at the island in a few hours if the wind keeps up,” Joe said.

There was a good breeze. Seamus leaned over the edge of the boat and peered out towards the horizon. He saw some dolphins swimming with the boat. There where six of them. All bottle nosed. “Hey Aven come over here!” he shouted.
Aven came to join him and looked at where Seamus was pointing. “Never seen this before,” Seamus continued as he placed his right hand over Aven `s waist. She snuggled up against him and watched the bottle nosed dolphins.

A couple of hours passed until Patrick shouted “ Island straight ahead!” They all looked

 

[DarkBee]

What the .... have you been smoking?

 

[BonesJackson]

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[RicoLouis]

The movie clue just popped in my head.

 

[BedtimeStories77]

 

[GratefulFred]

I am getting a bored with my story at the moment so would like to have fun with it. I am near the end but it is slow and like to move things along a bit. This is really meant for middle grade but for an experiment would like to see what the ending would be like if it where an adult one. I will of course change it later. So here it is and for goodness sake make me laugh. I am bored out of my mind.N.B Would like different endings from different people. ( hope I am making sense )

This is what is going to happen ( IMO ) Aven gets taken on the island by Kahaki ( a dragon ). The reason why they are on the island is that they can destory the Opal of Luck Less ( ie Working title ) Patrickhis own life by getting killed by Kahaki so that Seamus can rescue Aven. Meanwhile Their the twins grandfather sends a signal for help to the main land. Seamus destorys the dragon ( with a sword given to him by the Elf king ) and destorys the opal. ( how I do not know? ) I am just finding this bit dragging.Seamus and Aven marry of course with a traditonal Irish Wedding at the end.



The boat was made out of oak and gold. Sails were green and ivory white. All of them except for the trolls (who took the unicorns back ) climbed aboard the boat. Leister cast off the rope. Granddad Joe went to the helm.

“We should be at the island in a few hours if the wind keeps up,” Joe said.

There was a good breeze. Seamus leaned over the edge of the boat and peered out towards the horizon. He saw some dolphins swimming with the boat. There where six of them. All bottle nosed. “Hey Aven come over here!” he shouted.
Aven came to join him and looked at where Seamus was pointing. “Never seen this before,” Seamus continued as he placed his right hand over Aven `s waist. She snuggled up against him and watched the bottle nosed dolphins.

A couple of hours passed until Patrick shouted “ Island straight ahead!” They all looked

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[Bokimbol]

"Bet you cant do this Aven," Seamus banters as he whips out his tiny elf dick and pees on a dolphin's head.

"Thats not funny Seamus, why are you always so cruel to the poor creatures of the world? And another thing, why are you always sticking that sword of yours," Aven says as she gestures at Seamus's proud tally whacker, "into things. First you killed that poor baby dragon by repeatedly stabbing it with it.(Dragon's age much slower than humans do and even though a baby, this dragon is over 50 years old. So relax bedtime, I just put that in to annoy you.) Then who knows what you were trying to do to me last night in bed. I kept telling you it dosn't go there but oh no, Lord Seamus just wouldn't listen. Now I can barley walk. I hope that dolphin bites it off, it would serve you right."

"Aw come on Aven, you know you liked it, your the one who stuck it in your ass in the first place!"

"Land, HO," Patrick shouts looking right at Aven, "Lets get off this ship so I can have me turn at plunderin ye booty. Real in your jism mast master Seamus, ye be a drownin the fishies with ye golden streams."

"Gar, Fantasy Ireland," Grandad Joe says as he momentarily awakens from his befuddled musings, "I remember thee day when I first set foot on the isle. That was thee day I first saw Erin go braless. Not a pretty sight that. Cause now Erin had no bra and he aint no lass! Hehehaaaaaa," Grandad Joe cackles with his toothless mouth.

"Can't we do something with that old fool," Aven sighs.

"Sure can," Seamus yells as he reels in his rod, picks Grandad Joe up by the balls and throws him over board.

"Shiver me timbers, the brass young ladie has thrown me over board to go straight to Davy Jones locker without me getting me fair turn at young Aven's burried treasure." Grandad Joe gurggles as he dissapears beneath the waves.

"My hero!" Aven shouts as she spreads her legs for Seamus. "Come collect your reward! Don't worry Patrick, I'll save some for you when Seamus has had his fill."

"Aye me Maity," Is all Patrick is heard to say as the sun slowly sets on our proud adventurers.