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Differences in standards between men and women

ohh that was a nice dress she was wearing. Wonder if the have that in a size 12? I have some fuck me pumps that would look killer with it.
 
Freya2 said:
So true!
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I know this will come as a shock since I am a man, but looks are not even in my top five "requirements". They are also the thing I am most flexible on.

BTW, just for Freya:kiss: :rose:
 
brokenbrainwave said:
ohh that was a nice dress she was wearing. Wonder if the have that in a size 12? I have some fuck me pumps that would look killer with it.
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BBW, thank fuckin god you have returned. I think they shipped everyones sense of humour over to Iraq along with the soldiers.
 
Freya2 said:
BBW, thank fuckin god you have returned. I think they shipped everyones sense of humour over to Iraq along with the soldiers.
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so nothing but horny irritable assholes lately, eh?

sounds like the wifey. I am home.
 
brokenbrainwave said:
so nothing but horny irritable assholes lately, eh?

sounds like the wifey. I am home.
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I'm not sure about the horny, but the irritable seems to fit lately. This place has been totally depressing. Why's wifey irritable?
 
Freya2 said:
I'm not sure about the horny, but the irritable seems to fit lately. This place has been totally depressing. Why's wifey irritable?
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she is married to me, enough said :D

I am a larger tease at home than I am online. Maybe wiping her pussy with nymph cream and then not putting out was a bit much, yah?
 
Freya

Freya, were you ever a member of IAM.BMEZINE.COM body modification boards? I knew somebody on there with the exact same username as you. Just wondering :D
 
brokenbrainwave said:
she is married to me, enough said :D

I am a larger tease at home than I am online. Maybe wiping her pussy with nymph cream and then not putting out was a bit much, yah?
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Yes, I can see that being an issue. LOL Brat!

LS - nope, not me. It's a pretty common name on the 'net, I think.
 
Freya2 said:
Yes, I can see that being an issue. LOL Brat!
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then there was the time she told me she wanted me to eat her pussy. She looked suprised when I started grooming the cat.

Liked to have never gotten the taste of friskies out of my mouth.
 
brokenbrainwave said:
then there was the time she told me she wanted me to eat her pussy. She looked suprised when I started grooming the cat.

Liked to have never gotten the taste of friskies out of my mouth.
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Some guys can never get instructions right.
 
Freya2 said:
*snort*

Too funny! Hiya SW!

BBW, is that hands on lusting? And can we watch?
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nah, I just like to rub against the fruit at the local Piggly Wiggly.

I tell the old ladies its the way I test them for ripeness.
 
brokenbrainwave said:
nah, I just like to rub against the fruit at the local Piggly Wiggly.

I tell the old ladies its the way I test them for ripeness.
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Can I come live with you for a while? I just want to trail along behind you for a few days, and get some giggles.
 
What a lame cartoon!

Any real man would have noticed that her nipples were hard too!

:D
 
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