Die Mother Fucker, DIE!!!

[KID ROCK1]

The "Ford Truck Man" has worn out his welcome on my tv screen therefore i'm placing a $10,000 bounty on his head...

Dead or alive will be satisfactory cuz if he's still alive i'll lock his ass in a room with non-stop Ford truck commercials till he kills himself...

Dammit...

I've been informed that punishment would be considered "cruel and unusual punishment" so take matters in your own hands and get rid of that annoying cowboy once and for all...

Thank you...

~i~

 

[Ham Murabi]

Personally, if I ever hear another one of those "Like a Rock" Bob Seger truck commercials it will be way, and I mean way, too soon.

 

[teddybear4play]

I think you mean if you never hear it again, Ham.

And KID, do you mean Toby Keith?

TB4p

 

[Freya]

I think you mean if you never hear it again, Ham.

And KID, do you mean Toby Keith?

TB4p

Actually, ever is the right word there.

If he EVER hears it again, it'll be too soon.....or,
If he NEVER hears it again, it'll be too soon?

 

[teddybear4play]

No, "never" would mean that he hates the song. Even if he NEVER hears it again, it would still be too soon.

TB4p

 

[Freya]

No, "never" would mean that he hates the song. Even if he NEVER hears it again, it would still be too soon.

TB4p

Never is a contradiction. Never can't be too soon, whereas ever can be. If he ever hears it again, it'll be too soon.


Now stop arguing with me.

 

[Ham Murabi]

Personally, if I ever hear another one of those "Like a Rock" Bob Seger truck commercials it will be way, and I mean way, too soon.

Allow me to add more fractured grammar, and grist for the bindery, by comparing tractors to oranges. If I never, ever here another one of those "Like Iraq" Bob Seger Truk commercials it will be weigh, and I mean whey, two soon.

 

[TWB]

Personally, if I ever hear another one of those "Like a Rock" Bob Seger truck commercials it will be way, and I mean way, too soon.

Never ever ever never ever again.

 

[Ham Murabi]

Never ever ever never ever again.

That sounds like an ultimato.

 

[Rambling Rose]

 

[teddybear4play]

Never is a contradiction. Never can't be too soon, whereas ever can be. If he ever hears it again, it'll be too soon.


Now stop arguing with me.

The contradiction is why it's funny. It's like saying that infinity isn't enough.

Oh, fuck it, I'll just take my B.A. in English and perv on your av some more.

 

[Lost Cause]

Dodge Trucks....

Are the best, fuck the rest!
Like a rock, Ford tough, a bunch of fluff..I've had enough!

 

[teddybear4play]

Re: Dodge Trucks....

Are the best, fuck the rest!
Like a rock, Ford tough, a bunch of fluff..I've had enough!

Aerosmith trumps Bob Seger and Toby Keith any day.

TB4p