Didn't we meet?

[TWB]

it was 1412. You were throwing hot oil over the battlements... I was charging in on my white steed. Our eyes met just before the trebuchet fire took the castle out from underneath you. Your pigtails flew up in your freefall.

 

[lovetoread]

yuppers

 

[TWB]

Thought so.

Do you remember what happened next?

 

[OldJourno]

The inner wall holding 500 of the king's deadliest men with bow and arrow collapsed, effectively ending the defense of the castle in what became known as the Battle of the Falling Archers.

 

[TWB]

The inner wall holding 500 of the king's deadliest men with bow and arrow collapsed, effectively ending the defense of the castle in what became known as the Battle of the Falling Archers.

Not to be confused with the fall of the golden arches. I went to go pick up a shake for my mom and it took like 40 minutes for them to get their shit together.

 

[TWB]

LTR, my muse. Where did you run off to...your nose in a book?

 

[OldJourno]

Not to be confused with the fall of the golden arches. I went to go pick up a shake for my mom and it took like 40 minutes for them to get their shit together.

Probably had to wait because Bess was on break.
Bess has Parkinson's and the shake machine at that McDonald's as been broke, like, forever.

 

[Captainnumnuts]

it was 1412. You were throwing hot oil over the battlements... I was charging in on my white steed. Our eyes met just before the trebuchet fire took the castle out from underneath you. Your pigtails flew up in your freefall.

It's possible. I had long hair back then. No pigtails though, couldn't find any rubber bands.