Diddling the Squid.

[Quoll]

Ok..my work is done here ..i am sure i can come up with more but I have to go to breakfast see everyone later

Whew
Bumping uglies

The horizontal mambo

Going for a bit of nookie

Lickin` the kitten

Before the fact

After the fact

(What`s a fact?)
An inch of skin between a muck-hole and a fuck-hole and if you miss one of those you`re in trouble, and that`s a Fact.

 

[Quoll]

norks

norgies

hooters

chest puppies

jubblies

 

[Quoll]

funbags

 

[DLL]

Originally posted by quoll
funbags

ok now we are are on "breast" slang I see.... step aside I live in Ny and had to walk pass construction workers all the time while at NYU...heres my list


Breasts
baps, bazookas, bazoomies, (big) berthas, blouse bunnies, boobs, boobies, booblies, bonkers, bosom, boulders, brace (and bits) (rhyming slang for tits), bristols, bubbies, bubbles, bubs, bust, cans, cantaloupes, charlies, chest, chi chi's, chubbies, diddies, dirty pillows, dugs, the empties (after breastfeeding), fun-bags, globes, guns, headlights, honkers, hooters, jubblies, jugs, knockers, lungs, meat puppets, melons, milk wagons, norks, pair, peaches, plumpers, puppies, rack, sweater meat, ta-tas, teats, thirty-eights, thrupenny bits (or thrupennies, rhyming slang for tits), tits, titties, twin mounds, tweeters, twin peaks, twins, woofers, udders

thats a good start

 

[Quoll]

sperm
spoof
spunk
jizz
juice
dick snot
eek not in my hair

 

[Quoll]

hide the sausage

bored

 

[DLL]

Originally posted by quoll
hide the sausage

bored

well I did slang for womans breasts ..how about slang for penis.....grab a cuppa coffee and fasten your seat belts...ready here we goooooooooooooooooo

100% all-beef thermometer
21st digit




A
Ace in the hole
Acorn Andy
Action Jackson
Adam Halfpint
Admiral Winky
African black snake
Afro man
AIDS baster
AIDS grenade, The
Alabama blacksnake
Albino cave dweller
All-day sucker
Anaconda
Anal impaler
Anal intruder
Anal Spear
Ankle spanker
Apple-headed monster
Ass blaster
Ass pirate
Ass wedge
Astralgod
Auger-headed gut wrench




B
Ba-donk-a-donk
Baby maker
Baby's arm holding an apple
Baby's arm in a boxing glove
Bacon bazooker
Bacon rod
Badboy
Bagpipe
Bald Avenger, The
Bald butler
Bald-headed beauty
Bald-headed giggle stick
Bald-headed hermit
Bald-headed Jesus
Bald-headed yogurt slinger
Baldy-headed spunk-juice dispenser
Ball buddy
Baloney pony
Banana
Bat and balls
Battering ram
Bayonet
Bavarian Beefstick
Bean stalk
Beard splitter
Bearded burglar
Beastus maximus
Beaver buster
Beaver Cleaver
Bed snake
Beef baton
Beef bayonet
Beef belt buckle
Beef bugle
Beef bus
Beef missile
Beef soldier
Beef stick
Beefy McManstick
Bell rope
Belly stick
Best leg of three
(Big) Beanpole
Big Dick & the twins
Big Dickus
Big Jake the ene-eyed snake
Big Jim and the Twins
Big Johnson
Big Lebowski
Big number one
Big Mac
Big red
Big rod
Big Uncle
Biggus Dickus
Bilbo Baggins
Bishop, The
Bishop with his nice red hat
Bitch blaster
Bitch stick
Bits and pieces
Blind butler
Blind snake
Blood blunt
Blood engorged mayonnaise cannon
Blood slug
Blood sword
Blow pop
Blowtorch
Blue steel
Blue-veined jackhammer
Blue-veined junket pumper
Blue-veined piccolo
Blue-veined puss chucker
Blue-veiner
Blunt
Bob
Bob Dole
Bob Johnson
Bobo
Bone
Bone phone
Bone rollercoaster
Boneless beef
Boneless fish
Boner
Boney cannelloni
Bone-her
Boom stick
Bop gun
Bottle rocket
Bow-legged swamp donkey
Box buster
Boybrush
Bradford and the pair
Bratwurst
Breakfast burrito
Breakfast wood
Broom
Brutus
Bubba
Bulbulous big-knob
Bumtickler
Bush beater
Bush rusher
Bushwhacker
Buster Hymen
Buster McThunderstick
Butt blaster
Butt pirate
Butter churn
Butterknife




C
Camel rider
Candy cane
Canelo
Caped crusader
Captain Bilbo
Captain Crook
Captain Hook
Captain Howdy
Captain Kirk
Captain Winky
Carnal stump
Cattle prod
Cave hunter
Cax
Cervix crusader
Cervix pounder
Chancellor, The
Chap
Charlie Russell the one-eyed muscle
Cheese staff
Cherry picker
Cherry poppin' daddy
Cherry splitter
Chi Zi Wang
Chick sticker
Chicksicle
Chief of staff
Chimbo
Chimney cleaner
Choo-choo
Choad (chode)
Chorizo
Chowder dumper
Chubby
Chubby conquistador, The
Chum
Chunk 'o' love
Chunder thunder
Cigar
Circus boy
Clam digger
Clam hammer
Clam sticker
Clit tickler
Clown, The
Cob
Cock
Cock goblin
Cock-a-saurus Rex
Cocktus
Cockus erectus
Codger
Colon cowboy
Colon crusader
Colossus
Coral branch
Corndog
Cornholer
Cornstalk
Cornstalk cowboy
Crack hunter
Crack smacker
Cramstick
Crank
Crank shaft
Cream-filled meat stick
Cream bandit
Cream cannon
Creamsicle
Creamstick
Cream spritzer
Crimson chitterling
Crimson Darth Vader
Crippler
Crotch cobra
Crotch cowboy
Crotch rocket
Crotch vomiter
Crushin' Russian, The
Cum pump
Cummingtonite
Cunny-catcher
Cunt caper, The
Cunt companion
Cunt pumper
Cunt rifle
Cunt scrubber
Cupid's arrow
Curious George
Custard cannon
Custard chucker
Custard pump
Cyclops
Cycloptic milk spitter




D
Daddy Long-stroke
Danger the one-eyed ranger
Danglin' fury
Danglin' wang
Dangling participle
Dart of love
Darth Vader
Davy Crockett
Deep-veined purple-helmeted spartan of love
Demeanor, The
Diamond cutter
Dick
Dickimus Maximus
Dickory dock
Dickory-smoked coal sausage
Digit
Diller
Dilly-ho-ho
Ding-a-ling
Ding-dong
Dingaroo
Dingle
Dingle dangle
Dingledong
Dinglehopper
Dingus
Dingy
Dinky
Dipstick
Dirk Diggler
Divining rod
Dobber
Docking tube
Dog knot
Dolphin
Dong
Dong-bong
Dong-stick
Dongle
Donker
Donkey Kong
Doo-dad
Doo-dar
Dooflinky
Doodle
Doodle dandy
Dooker
Doo-hickey
Doppelganger
Dora the anal explorer
Dork
Doughnut holder
Dribbling dart of love
Dribbling dragon
Dr. Cyclops
Dr. Feelgood
Dr. Wang
Duke, The
Dumb stick
Dungula bone



E
Early riser, The
Earthworm Jim
Easy rider
Egg roll
Eight inches of blunt fury
Eight inches of throbbing pink Jesus
Equipment
El Capitan
El Presidente
Elastic plastic
Elephant trunk
Elmer the glue shooter
Elvis
Engine cranker
Everlasting gob-dropper
Every-other-time
Excalibur
Excreting eel
Executive staff member




F
Fallopian fiddler
Family jewels
Fandangle
Fandangled mandangler
Fat Albert
Fat finger
Fat Johnson
Fetus feeler
Fiddle bow
Fiddle stick
Fire breathing dragon
Fire hose
Fire rod
Fireman Ed
Firm worm
Fish hook
Fishing rod
Fishing tackle
Flapdoodle
Fleshbone
Flesh bat
Flesh cigar
Flesh enema
Flesh flute
Flesh hoagie
Flesh injection
Flesh maggot
Flesh missile
Flesh pistol
Flesh rocket
Flesh tornado
Flesh trumpet
Flesh twinkie
Fleshy Winnebago, The
Flip-flap
Fluid spitter
Foaming beef probe
Foo-foo
Foofer (Foof)
Fool sticker
Footlong
Fondo worm
Frank 'n' beans
Frankfurter
Freddy firehose
Freddy fish monger
Free Willy
Frigamajig
Frightful Hog, The
Fuck ferret
Fuck flute
Fuck puppet
Fuckpole
Fuckstick
Fudgebar
Fudgepacker
Full meal
Fun gun
Fun truncheon
Fury, The
Fuzzbuster




G
Gadget
Gag mallet
Gap stopper
Gash mallet
Gear shift
General, The
German soldier, The
Gherkin
Giant-sized man-thing
Giggle stick
Gimmer stick
Girthy McGirth
Girthy sausage
Giving tree, The
Gleaming love sword
Glo worm
Gluestick
Godzilla
Goo pipe
Goose's neck
Governor
Grabthar's hammer
Grandpa's knee
Granite edifice
Gravy maker
Great pyramid, The
Grinding tool
Grissel stick
Gummi worm
Gushin' Prussian, The
Gut buster, The
Gut stick
Gut tappa, The
Gut wrench
Guy, My




H
Hair splitter
Hairy acorn
Hairy Houdini
Hairy pencil
Hairy scary and the two bald men
Hairy snake
Ham roll
Hammer of Thor
Hampton
Handfucker
Handgun
Handwarmer
Handy andy
Hang-lo
Hanging Chad
Hanging hag
Hanging Johnny
Happy Harry Hard-on
Happy worm
Hard-on
Hardware
Harry
Harry & the Hendersons
Harry hot dog
He-ham
He-man sword
He who must be obeyed
Heat-seeking moisture missile
Heavy hitter
Helmet man
Herbie
Herculean lizard
Hercules
Herman the one-eyed German
Herman von Longschlongstein
Hidden treasure
High pressure vein cane
Him-hang
His Eminence
His majesty
His rig
Hog
Hog leg
Hole cork
Holy poker
Holy water sprinkler
Homewrecker, The
Homo Erectus
Honeypot cleaver
Honeystick
Honk the Magic Goose
Hoo hoo
Hooded warrior
Hooty hoo
Horse-necked clam
Hose
Hot beef injection
Hot dog
Hot popsicle
Hot rod Harvey
Hot stick
Hot tamale
Hugo
Hum-diddler
Humongo
Hung Wei Lo
Hunka-hunka burnin' love, The
Hymen hammer




I
Ice cream machine
Impregnator
Incredible bulk, The
Inflatable iron
Injection erection
Instant sex drive lever
Internal spinal massager
Intrusion protrusion
Invincible man, The
Iron horse
Iron rod
Italian stallion
Itty bitty meat
Ivan the Terrible
Ivory shaft




J
Jack in the box
Jackhammer
Jake the one-eyed snake
Javelin
Jellyfish
Jerkin' gherkin
Jibberstick
Jigger
Jiggling bone
Jim and the twins
Jiminy Cricket
Jimmer jammer
Jimmy
Jimmy Wriggler
Jing jang
Jingle bone
Jive sausage
Jizz syringe, The
Jizz whiz
Jockey stick
Johnson
John Thomas
John Thursday
Johnny Cockrane
Johnny Come Early
Joint
JoJo the circus clown
Jolly green giant
Jolly jellybean
Joybuzzer
Joyprong
Joystick
Julio
Junior
Junior burger
Junk




K
Kaptain Kielbasa
Ken cracker
Kentucky horn
Kentucky telescope
Kibble 'n' Bitz
Kick stand
Kidney cracker
Kidney scraper
Kidney wiper
Kielbasa
King Dingaling
King Dong
King, The
Kipper ripper
Knee knocker
Knowledge stick
Knob
Kojak
Komodo dragon
Kong
Kosher pickle




L
Lady dagger
Lance of love
Lap rope
Last action hero
Leader of the sack
Leaky faucet
Leather lollipop
Lewinski lunch
Lickin' stick
Licorice stick
Life preserver
Lil buddy
Lil Mr.
Lincoln log
Little admiral, The
Little bastard
Little Billy
Little bishop in a turtle neck
Little brother
Little Colonel
Little Dickie
Little Dutch boy
Little Elvis
Little friend
Little gator
Little guy
Little Jesus
Little Juan
Little man
Little shepherd boy
Little slugger
Little Willy
Live sausage
Lizard
Lobster
Lollipop
Long Dong Silver
Lord Hardwick
Long John
Long Tom
Longrod Von Hugenstein
Lord James D'Armais
Lord Plumber
Louisville plugger
Louisville slugger
Love gun
Love leg
Love log
Love lollipop
Love meat
Love muscle
Love-n-ator, The
Love pole
Love pump
Love sausage
Love stick
Love sub
Love sword
Love thruster
Love train
Love truncheon
Love wand
Love weasel
Love whistle
Love torpedo
Lucky charm
Lucky Chucky
Lunch
Lunchmeat truncheon
Lung disturber
Lung puncturer
(Luscious) Lollipop




M
Magenta mushroom
Magic Johnson
Magic member
Magic stick
Magic wand
Main vein
Major Manchowder
Major woody
Man-dingler
Man-milk dispenser
Man-sized manicotti
Manchild
Mangina
Mangroin
Manimal
Man axe
Man cannon
Man hammer
Man in the pink helmet, The
Man loaf
Man log
Man meat
Man muscle
Man pipe
Man plow
Man pole
Man root
Mandingo
Manoy
Man's best friend
Marriage tackle
Marrowbone
Master blaster
Master John Goodfellow
Master of ceremonies
Master Wang
Mayonnaise cannon
Mayonnaise pistol
Maypole
Meat
Meat 'n' potatoes
Meat 'n' (two) veggies
Meat balloon
Meat bat
Meat cigar
Meat enema
Meat flute
Meat hammer
Meat harp
Meat missile
Meat musket
Meat pipe
Meat pole
Meat popsicle
Meat puppet
Meat skewer
Meat speculum
Meat stick
Meat straw
Meat tampon
Meat thermometer
Meat train
Meat twinkie
Meat whistle
Meat wrench
Meatsicle
Meaty cudgel
Meaty internal spine support
Meaty tongue depressor
Melon baster
Member
Menstrual miner
Midas
Middle leg
Midnight wangler, The
Mighty anaconda, The
Mighty Dolan, The
Mighty Joe Young
Mighty monkey
Mighty Thor, The
Milkman
Mini-me
Mister
Mister happy
Moby Dick
Mojo
Molten mushroom, The
Monkeymaker
Monkey
Monkey tamer, The
Monster, The
Monty's python
Morning glory
Morning muscle
Moses
Mr. Bendy
Mr. Big
Mr. Bigglesworth
Mr. Bo
Mr. Boing Boing
Mr. Bojangles
Mr. Bozack
Mr. Clean
Mr. Eel-y
Mr. Friendly
Mr. Giggles
Mr. Good Bar
Mr. Happy
Mr. Jiggle Daddy
Mr Johnson and the juice crew
Mr. Magoo
Mr. Matey
Mr. Merrymaker
Mr. Microphone
Mr. Mojo Risin'
Mr. Mouth Missle
Mr. Mushroom head
Mr. Pee-pee
Mr. Peepers
Mr. Plumpy
Mr. Potato Head
Mr. President
Mr. Rogers
Mr. Salami
Mr. Sniffles
Mr. Toad's wild ride
Mr. Wiggles
Mr. Wigglestick
Mr. Wiggly
Mr. Wiggly Flops
Mr. Willy
Mr. Winky
Mr. Wobbly
Muff marauder, The
Muff mole
Muffin butterer
Mule
Murky Lurker, The
Muscle of love
Mushroom on a stick
Mushroom-tipped love dart
Mushroom-tipped man sword
Mustn'touchit
Mutton dagger
Mutton javelin
Mutton pole
Muzzled bulldog




N
Nag
Nail
Navajo hogan, The
Nebuchadnezzar
Needle
Nightcrawler
Night stick
Nimrod
Nine inch knocker
Nudger
Nuke, The
Nut cannon




O
O'Henry
Ol' diamond cutter
Ol' one-eye
Old Blind Bob
Old chap
Old drizzly
Old faithful
Old fella
Old man
Old slimy
Oliver Twist
One-eyed bath tub eel
One-eyed blue-vein
One-eyed cave dweller
One-eyed Charlie and the Stink Twins
One-eyed cornhusker
One-eyed cow killer
One-eyed custard chucker
One-eyed Fred
One-eyed giant
One-eyed gopher
One-eyed hip snake
One-eyed horny newt
One-eyed Jack
One-eyed lizard with the saggy chin
One-eyed milkman
One-eyed moisture missle
One-eyed monster
One-eyed nightcrawler
One-eyed snake
One-eyed superhero
One-eyed throbbing python of love
One-eyed trouser mouse
One-eyed trouser psychic
One-eyed trouser snake
One-eyed trouser trout
One-eyed Willy
One-eyed wonder weasel
One-eyed wonder worm
One-eyed wrinkle-necked trouser trout
One-eyed yogurt thrower
One-holed bologna phone
One-holed friction whistle
One-string bass
Optimus prime
Organ
Other head, The
Otis Deepthroatis
Our one-eyed brother
Ovarian pool stick
Oyster probe




P
Package
Pajama python
Palm pilot
Panda express
Pants snake
Papa's poker
Passion pistol
Passion pump
Peacemaker
Peanut
Pearl diver
Pearl pole
Pebbles and Bam Bam
Pecker
Pedro
Pee pee
Pee-Wee
Peener
Peenie
Pelvic punisher
Pelvis thumb
Pencil
Pendulum
Peni
Penial
Pennis the Menace
Pepe
Peppito
Percy
Perpendicular bisector
Perpendicular pickle, The
Pete(r)
Peter the Great
Petit Jesu
Phallus
Piccolo
Pickle
Pied piper
Piece
Piece of pork
Pig in a blanket
Pigskin bus
Pigsticker
Pikestaff
Piledriver
Pillipacker
Pimp cane
Pimpin' stick
Pink cigar
Pink Floyd
Pink oboe, The
Pink seeking missile
Pink steel
Pink torpedo
Pinkle
Pinnochio
Pipe cleaner
Piss pump
Piss handle
Piss whistle
Pisser
Piston rod
Placenta poker
Pleasure missile
Pleasure pickle
Pleasure piston
Plonker
Pocket pool stick
Pocket rocket
Polish kielbasa
Polished pine
Plum-tree shaker
Pocket otter
Pocket perch
Pocket rocket
Poka-her-hontas
Pogo-stick
Pointer
Pole
Polvo
Polyphemus
Pompadoodle
Poon farmer
Poon prod
Poon pounder
Poon wrecker
Poontanger
Poozle weasel (woozle)
Pope John Pole III
Popeye
Porcelain plumber, The
Porridge bazooka
Porridge gun
Pork knife
Pork sword
Pork truncheon
Porkeroon
Porksicle
Porn prong
Porridge pump
Power rod
Powerprawn, The
Premeditator, The
Presidential podium
Prick
Prickolo
Pride and joy
Primus pilus
Prince Charming
Prince Everhard of the Netherlands
Private parts
Probe
Prong
Protein spicket
Protein torpedo
Pube kabob
Pubic bong
Pud
Pudding cannon
Puff the Magic Dragon
Pulsating python of love
Pulsating throat clogger
Pulsating woodwind
Pump-action porridge bazooka
Pump-action yogurt rifle
Pump handle
Pumping pole of penile power
Pup Tent
Puppet Jack
Purple avenger
Purple bulb
Purple-headed bed snake
Purple-headed belly ripper
Purple-headed burrow beast
Purple-headed cum shooter
Purple-headed custard chucker
Purple-headed love truncheon
Purple-headed meat scepter
Purple-headed pirate
Purple-headed punisher
Purple-headed warrior
Purple-headed womb broom
Purple-headed womb ferret
Purple-headed yogurt slinger
Purple-helmeted snot Nazi
Purple-helmeted soldier of love
Purple-helmeted Nazi of love
Purple-helmeted warrior
Purple muffin
Purple mushroom
Purple piledriver
Purple pork chop
Purple pulsating pillar of power
Purple turkey baster
Pussy duster, The
Pussy piston
Pussy plumber
Pussy plunger
Pussy poker
Pussy pounder
Pussy stretcher
Pud
Putz




Q
Quarter master
Quarter pounder with cheese
Quick shot Sam
Quim-tickler
Quivering member




R
Rainbow roll
Ralph the fur faced chicken
Ramburglar, The
Ramrod
Ranger
Real deal, The
Reaming Tower of Penis
Rectum rooter
Red ender
Red helmeted love warrior
Red hot poker
Red rocket
Rhubarb
Richard and the twins
Richard Cranium
Richard Head
Rick Hard
Ring stinger
Rising cedar
Rocket to Uranus
Rod
Rod hard ride
Rod of lordly might
Rodney Stickshift
Rodzilla
Roger
Rogering Ramjet
Rolling pin
Roman soldier
Root
Root of all evil
Rosey red reproductive rod
Roto-rooter
Round steak
Ruby-headed love dart
Ruddy sausage
Rump wrangler
Rumpleforeskin
Russell the love muscle
Russell the one eyed (wonder) muscle
Russian spurtnik




S
Salami
Salami grande
Salty dog
Saucer-headed swamp rhing
Sausage roll
Scabby mayonnaise revolver
Scepter
Schlock
Schlong
Schlongmaster 2000
Schnickel
Schnitzel
Schvance/schvantz
Schvontz/schwantz
Schwartz
Scooby snack
Schlort
Schmeckle
Schmuck
Seed shooter
Señor Happy
Sergeant Stiffy
Serpent
Serpentine
Sex pistol
Shaft
Shaft of Cupid
Sheep shank
Sheep shifter
Shift stick
Shiny banana
Sir Lance-A-Lot
Shithook
Shitstick
Short arm
Shrimp boat
Shunter's pole
Silk shocker
Silly Willy's stick of mayhem
Single-bore mayonnaise pistol
Single serving soup dispenser
Sir Martin Wagstaff
Sir Spanks A Lot
Six shooter
Skin boat
Skin bus
Skin diver
Skin flute
Skivvies lizard
Skippy
Sleeping Beauty
Slick Dilly
Slim Jim
Slim reaper, The
Slippery love dolphin
Slit-eyed demon
Slong
Sludge pump
Slut stick
Snappy beefstick
Snot Nazi
Snot rocket
Snot sausage
Soldier
Solicitor General, The
Solid snake
Soul pole
Soupcan
Sour cream rifle, The
Snake
Snapper slapper
Snausage
Snozwanger
Spackle hammer
Spam dagger
Spam javelin
Spanky
Spelunker
Spelunking sausage
Sperm burper
Sperm spitter
Spermin' Herman
Sperminator
Spigot
Spikebit
Spitting python
Spitting snake
Split-ass mechanic
Split-headed bishop
Splooge moose
Spongey-headed warrior
Spoo shooter
Sprout
Spunk blaster
Spunk spitter
Spunk stick
Spunk trunk
Spunker
Spurt Reynolds
Squinty blowpop, The
Squirmin' Herman the one-eyed German
Staff
Staff of life
Stainmaker
Stallion
Standing hampton
Stanley
Stanley the powertool
Stick 'o' salami
Stick
Stick shift
Sticky shooter
Stiff one-eye
Stiff sausage
Stiffy
Stink hammer
Stomach wrench
Strawberry snake, The
Stretch Johnson
Stretchy and the twins
Strumpet thumper
Stubby
Sugar stick
Superschlong of love
Super soaker
Suspect, The
Sweet meat
Swelling mushroom
Swingin' death
Swingin' Dick Nixon
Swingin' sirloin
Swizzle stick
Swollen blood bomber




T
Taco warmer
Tadger
Tallywhacker
Tankslapper
Tapioca sprinkler, The
Tassle
Teeter
Tennessee throatwarmer
Tent peg
Tent pole
Texas trout banger
Thadge navigator
Thingamabob
Thing
Third arm of justice
Third leg
Thomas
Thor's hammer
Three inch punisher, The
Three's company
Thrill drill
Throat choker
Throat spackler
Throbbing blood sword
Throbbing horsecock
Throbbing purple pneumatic drill of love
Throbbing purple spear of destiny
Throbbing python of love
Thumper
Thunderstick
Tickle pickle
Tickle tail
Tickle Toby
Tiddlywinker
Tingler
Tinkie Winkie
Tiny Elvis
Tiny Tim
Titan missile, The
Titmouse
Tobias the cheeky monkey
Tockley
Todger
Tom Jones
Tom Slick
Tommy Tallywacker
Tonka
Tonsil tickler
Tonsil toothbrush
Tool
Tool of the Patriarchy
Torch of Cupid
Totem pole
Toto, the tummy twister
Tower of power
Toys for twats
Tree of life
Trembling torpedo
Trombone
Troublemaker
Trouser flute
Trouser hawg
Trouser mouse
Trouser snake
Trouser tortoise
Trouser trombone
Trouser trout
Trout baster
Trout tickler
Tuba
Tube steak
Tummy banana
Tummy buster
Tuna baster
Tuna fisher, The
Tuna torpedo
Tunnel tickler
Turd burglar
Turgid member
Turkey neck
Turtle
Twat expander
Twat tickler
Twat torquer
Twat torpedo
Twat washer
Tweeder
Twelve inch train of pain
Twig
Twig 'n' berries
Twig n' giggle berries
Twinkie
Twizzler of Love, The
Two-legged sword
Two pebbles and a twig
Two pounds of swinging meat




U
Ugly brother
Ugly stick
Uncle Chunk
Uncle Dick
Uncle Reamus
Uncle Richard
Uncle Spunk
Uncle Throbby
Uncle Wiggly
Unemployed, The
Unit
Upright citizen
Upright organ
Upright uncle
Uterus unicorn




V
Vagina miner
Vaginal depth detector
Vaginal dilator
Vaginal explorer
Vein-laden meat pipe
Vein-laden meat stick
Veinous Maximus
Veiny bangstick
Verga
Vertical dangler
Verve pipe
Viagra baby
Vicious dink
Virile member
Vlad the Impaler
Vomit rod
Vomiting dummy




W
Wacker
Waldo
Walloper
Wally
Wally the one-eyed wonder wiener
Wand of light
Wang
Wanker
Wanker spanker
War hammer, The
Water spout
Wazoo
Weapon of ass destruction
Weapon of mass destruction
Wedding finger
Wedding tackle
Wedding wrecker, The
Wedge bone
Ween
Weenie
Wee wee
Wee Willy Winky
Wee wonder stick
Wenis
Whamadoodle
Whammy bar
Whanger
Whisker slitter
Whistle
Whistle stick
Wick
Who who
Whopper
Whore hammer
Whore monger
Whore pipe
Whore thermometer
Wicked scepter
Widget
Wiener
Wife and kids, The
Wife's best friend
Wife's worst enemy
Wigga wagga
Wiggedy wang
Wiggity wang
Wiggle stick
Wiggling worm
Wilbert
Wilbur
Willard
Willy
Willy the one-eyed wonder worm
Willy Wonka
Wing-wang
Winkster, The
Winky
Winky the milk spitting tunnel ferret
Wizard's staff
Wobbly warhead
Womb broom
Womb hammer
Womb raider
Womb scud
Womb warrior
Wonder down under, The
Wonder weiner
Wonder wick
Wonder worm
Wong
Wonga
Wood
Woodle
Woody
Wookie
Worm in a roll-neck pullover
Wormy McJuicemaker
Wriggling pole
Wrinklebeast




X
Xcaliber
XTC Stick




Y
Yam
Yang
Yard O' Beef
Yin(g) yang
Yogurt hose
Yogurt shooter
Yogurt slinger
Yul
Yum-yum
Yummy hummer
Yung the Hung




Z
Zamboner
Zamboni baloney
Zapper wrench
Zipper ripper, The
Zipper trout
Zipper wookie
Zizi
Zoobbrick

 

[wanderer2704]

Wow my zoobbrick is worn out after reading all the names he didn't know he had!

 

[DLL]

Originally posted by wanderer2704
Wow my zoobbrick is worn out after reading all the names he didn't know he had!

i probably could have spent the day just on Mr. ones...LOL...How are you W

 

[wanderer2704]

i probably could have spent the day just on Mr. ones...LOL...How are you W

All the better for seeing you my dear

 

[DLL]

Originally posted by wanderer2704
All the better for seeing you my dear

likewise..where the heck is my thread anyway I can't find it...

 

[DLL]

ok time for the dreaded slangs for a womans "time of the month"
ready here goes......
All anal sex week
Arts and crafts week at Panty Camp
At high tide
Aunt Dot
Aunt Flo(w)'s in town
Aunt Rose visiting
Aunt Ruby




B
Barbequed chicken
Big Red
Bitchy witchy week
Bleedies
Blobbing
Blobs, The
Bloody Mary
Blow job week




C
Calendar days
Charlie popped out of the bush and I need allies
Checking into the Red Roof Inn
Clean-up on aisle one
Clogging molly
Closed for business
Closed for maintenance
Closed shop
Code red
Communists in the Summer House
Cousin Claudia
Cousin Tom (Time Of the Month)
Crimson curse, The
Crimson tide, The
Crimson wave, The
Curse, The




D
Dam has burst, The
Dark week, The
Dead week
Dishonorable discharge from the Uterine Navy
Dracula's tea bag




E
End of sentence
Executive week




F
Falling to the communists
Flying the red flag
Friend from the Red Sea




G
Game Day for the crimson tide
Gift, The
Girl time




H
Hammock season
Having the painters in
Hummer week
Hunt for Red October, The




I
In season





K
Kitty has a nosebleed, The




L
Lady days
Lady in the red dress
Leak week
Leaky basement
Little enemy
Little ketchup with my steak, A
Little Red Riding Hood (in the woods)




M
Massacre at the beef curtain
Massacre at the Y
Misery, The
Miss Scarlett's come home to Tara
Monkey has a nosebleed, The
Monthies
Monthlies
Monthly bill
Monthly bloodpool
Monthly curse
Monthly evacuations
Monthly time
Monthly trouble
Monthly visitor
Moody monthly
Moon time
Moses parting the Red Sea
Mother nature's curse
Mother Nature's gift
Mucking out
Mudslide in Crotch Canyon
My cup of joy is overflowing
My red-headed cousin from down south
My red-headed cousin from Virginia
My steak is raw




N
Nosebleed in Australia
Nuisance, The




O
Oil change
Old faithful
On the blob
On the rag
Ordering l'Omelette Rouge
Out of commission
Out of order




P
Pad straddling
Painters are in, The
Panty painting
Panty shields up, Captain!
Periodical
Planting cotton
Playground's muddy, The
Playing banjo in Sgt. Zygote's Ragtime Band




Q
Quiff cry




R
Rag, The
Ragtime
Raining down South
Raising the Japanese flag
Rebooting the Ovarian Operating System
Red Beard's toothpaste
Red dollar days
Red flag is up, The
Red letter day
Red light district
Red moon rising
Red ribbon week
Red rider's revenge
Red river blues
Red scare, The
Red snow, The
Red Sox are in town
Red special
Red thread in the sowing machine
Red wings
Red witch
Riding the cotton cowboy
Riding the cotton pony
Riding the crimson tide
Riding the crimson wave
Riding the red ball special




S
Saddling Old Rusty
Santa's bringing the presents
Scarlet letter, The
Seeing red
Serving up the womb steak medium rare
Shark bait
Sitting on a sock
Squeaky mattress symphony
Snatchbox decorated with red roses, A
Soggy box
Sprung a leak
Strings attached
Surfing the crimson tide
Surfing the crimson wave




T
T.O.M. (Time Of the Month)
T-Minus 9 months and holding
Taking Carrie to the prom
Technical difficulties
That time of the month
Time to change the filter
Tin roof's rusted
Tomato boat has come in
Too wet to plow
Train wreck
Trolling for vampires




U
Up on blocks




V
Vampire's bag lunch
Visit from Cap'n Bloodsnatch, A
Visit from the Cardinal, A
Visitations, The




W
War in Virginia
Weeping womb
Wound of Eve that never heals, The
Wounded clam

 

[DLL]

Originally posted by quoll
hide the sausage

bored

ok sex ones let me think here....
ok ready...geez who did I hang out with when I was younger I know alot of sex slang...here we go....


A
A bit of the old in & out
Act of darkness, The
Adam and Eve it
All's well when ends meet




B
Backseat mambo
Baking cookies
Ball
Bang
Bash the beaver
Be in a woman's beef
Be up to one's balls
Beast with two backs
Beasty rendezvous, The
Beat cheeks
Beat someone up with an ugly stick
Bed boogie, The
Bed-pressing
Beef in yo taco
Boff your brains out
Bohemian cluster fuck
Boink
Boom-boom
Bone dance
Bone someone
Bonk
Boof
Bop someone
Breed
Bump and grind
Bump bellies
Bump uglies
Bumpin' fuzzies
Bunny fuck
Burping the worm in the mole hole
Bury the baby leg
Bury the bone
Bury the weenie
Bush patrol
Butter the muffin
Buzz the brillo




C
Carnal gymnastics
Churning butter
Clean her pipes
Clean the carpet
Crashing the custard truck
Cream someone
Creamin'
Cut the mustard




D
Dance the buttock jig
Dance the matrimonial polka
Dance the mattress jig
Deed, The
Dip the chip
Dip your wick
Dirty work at the crossroads
Dive in the dark, A
Diving for pearls
Do a lewd infusion
Do some ladies' tailoring
Do the chores
Doona dance
Drill for (anal) oil
Drilling the ditch
Drive home




E
Eat cauliflower
Eat hymeneal sweets
Eating the cream puff in the enchanted forest
Enjoy a flesh session
Exchange bodily fluids




F
Featherbed jig
Feed the dummy
Feed the kitty
Filling the cream doughnut
Fit end to end
Fit her clap flap
Five knuckle shuffle
Fix her plumbing
Flop in the hay
Fornication
Four-legged frolic
Front door action
Fuck
Funky Chicken, The




G
Genital exercise
Get a belly full of marrow pudding
Get a shove in your blind eye
Get creamy
Get into someone's pants
Get it on
Get Jack in the orchard
Get some stank on the hang low
Get oats from someone
Get stretched
Get your chimney swept out
Get your end wet
Get your hair cut
Get your jollies
Get your leather stretched
Get your nuts cracked
Get your oil changed
Get your rocks off
Gild the lily
Give a hole to hide in
Give a woman a shot
Give hard for soft
Give her a hosing
Give her a pat
Give her the business
Give her the high hard one
Give juice for jelly
Give pussy a taste of cream
Give someone a stab
Give someone the works
Give the dog a bone
Glazing the donut
Go belly-to-belly
Go fishing
Go like a rat up a drainpipe
Go to town
Goose someone
Grease her
Grease the wheel
Grind your tool
Growling at the badger




H
Hammer someone
Hanky panky
Haul your ashes
Have a bit of curly greens
Have a bit of fish
Have a bit of giblet pie
Have a bit of pork
Have a bit of split mutton
Have a bit of sugar stick
Have a bit of summer cabbage
Have a bit of the cramstick
Have a hot roll with cream
Have a joy ride
Have a nooner
Have a piece of tail
Have a poke
Have a squeeze and a squirt
Have a turn on your back
Hide the salami
Hide the sausage
Hippity dippity
Hit it
Hokey-pokey
Hop on the good foot and do the bad thing
Horizontal exercises
Horizontal hula
Horizontal hustle
Horizontal jogging
Horizontal mambo
Horizontal polka
Horizontal tango
Horizontalize
Hose someone
Hot beef injection
Hot dog in a jungle
Hump
Humpity dumpity
Humpty dance, The
Humpty dumpty




I
Impale someone
Introduce Charlie




J
Jab someone
Jiggle someone
Juice someone
Jump someone's bones




K
Knock boots
Knocking mops




L
Lay some pipe
Lie feet up
Lift a leg on someone
Light the lamp
Lose the match and pocket the stake




M
Make baskets
Make ends meet
Make grass sandwiches
Make her grunt
Make it
Makin' bacon
Making babies
Making whoopee
Mattress dancing
Mattress mambo
Mingle limbs
Mix your peanut butter
Mixing the baby juice
Mommy-daddy dance
Mount someone




N
Nail
Nasty, The
Naughty, The
Nibble someone
Nookie
Nooner
Nose painting





P
Parallel park
Parking (the car)
Parking the beef bus in tuna town
Parking the pink Plymouth in the garage of love
Parting the Pink Sea
Pass the gravy
Peel your best end
Phallicize someone
Picnic in the lawn
Plant a man
Plant your seed
Play at in-and-out
Play at tops-and-bottoms
Play cars and garages
Play doctor
Play hide the hot dog
Play hide the weenie
Play on the hair court
Play pickle-me, tickle-me
Play the game of twenty toes
Play tiddlywinks
Plook
Plow someone
Plug and play
Plug someone
Poke in the whiskers
Poke someone
Pop it in
Pork
Pound someone
Pot the pink
Pray with the knees upward
Probing the membrane
Professional wrestling
Pump someone
Put Percy in the playpen
Put the bee in the hive
Put the boots to someone
Put the devil into Hell
Put your root down
Put your snake in the grass
Putting a pickle in the hair sandwich
Putting sour cream in the burrito
Putting the candle in the pumpkin




Q
Quickie




R
Ram someone
Rear attack
Ride someone
Ride the hobby horse
Ride the baloney pony
Ride the pink pony
Ride the skin bus in to Tuna Town
Ring her bell
Rock the casbah
Roll in the hay
Romp in the hay
Roughin' up the suspect
Rub bacons
Rub one out
Rump splitting
Rump work




S
Saucing the clam
Saw off a chunk
Schtupp someone
Screw
Scrog
Sew your wild oats
Sexercize
Shag
Shake a skin coat
Shake the sheets
Shoot the moon
Shoot your wad
Shucking the oyster
Sink it in
Sink the soldier
Slap skins
Slap some skin
Slip someone the hot beef injection
Smashing pissers
Sow your (wild) oats
Spankin' the cat
Spear the bearded clam
Stabbing the trout
Star-gazing on your back
Storm the pearly gates with your purple-headed devil
Storm the trenches
Stretch leather
Stuff the beaver
Stuff the taco
Suck the sugar-stick
Swiping the V-card




T
Take a belly-ride
Take a turn in the stubble
Take it to the car wash
Take the jism trail
Take the starch out of someone
Taking a break
Taking "old one-eye" to the optometrist
Taking the flesh boat to tuna town
Tear off a piece
Tell a bedtime story
Thread the needle
Throw a leg over
Throw another log on the fire
Throw the meat at her
Tossing off a batch of baby batter
Trade a bit of hard for a bit of soft
Train through a tunnel
Trim the buff
Twat raking
Two-backed beast
Two in the pink, one in the stink




U
Ugly, The
Up to ya nuts in guts
Uppy downy




V
Varnish your cane
Visit the Netherlands




W
Walk the dog
Wallpaper the closet
Water the lawn
Waterbed waltz
Wet your wick
Whitewash someone
Wild thing, The
Wind up your clock
Windsurfing on Mount Baldy
Wink wink, nudge nudge
Work the hairy oracle







Y
Yodel in the valley
Yodeling in the gulley




Z
Zallywhacking
Ziggy-wiggling
Zoinkering
Zwooshing the swoosh


i am sure I could think of more give me time...**** thread Q

 

[Quoll]

I am sure I`ve read some of your work in hustler.
Forget the thread, the challenge now is to find some that you haven`t

 

[Quoll]

Aiding and abetting a known felon

Arm-wrestle with your one-eyed vessel

Attack the one-eyed purple-headed warrior

Audition your hand puppet

Backstroke roulette

Barking up the wrong tree

Bash the candle

Be your own best friend

Beat the bishop

Beat the bologna

Beat the dummy

Beat the meat

Beat the pud

Beat the stick

Beat up your date

Beef tips stroking off

Bleed the weed

Blow your own horn

Bludgeon the beefsteak

Bop the bologna

Bop the bonzo

Box the Jesuit

Box with Richard

Brushing up on your typing skills

Buff the banana

Bugger your hand

Building upper-body strength

Burp the baby

Burp the worm

Butter the corn

Calling in the secret service

Caning the vandal

Caulking the cracks in the bathroom tile

Charm the snake

Check for testicular cancer

Cheese off

Choke Kojak

Choke the chicken

Choke the sheriff and wait for the posse to come

Clamp the pipe

Clean your rifle

Cleaning out your account

Clear the snorkel

Climb the tree

Closet Frisbee

Combing the hair on your bald pig Sally

Combing your hair

Communing with nature

Consulting with your silent partner

Corral your tadpole

Couch hockey for one

Crank the love pump

Crank the shank

Crimp the wire

Crown the king

Crushing pop cans in the dark

Cuddle the kielbasa

Cuff the carrot

Daisy-chaining

Dancing in the dragon's fiery breath

Dancing with the one-eyed sailor

Date Miss Michigan

Date Mrs. Palmer and her five daughters

Date Rosie Palm and her five sisters

Defrosting the fridge

Digital penile oscillation

Discovering your own potential

Distributing free literature

Do handiwork

Do it your way

Do the janitor thing

Do the white knuckler

Doing your homework

Drain the monster

Dry humping the ottoman

Eating grapes with the one-armed man

Electing the President

Engage in safe sex

Exercise one's right

Exercising your right to privacy

Fastening the chin strap on the helmet of love

Feed the ducks

Feeding bologna to the Smurfs

Feeling your way around

Fiddle the flesh flute

Firing the pound gun

Fishing with dynamite

Fist your mister

Five knuckle shuffle

Flick your Bic

Fling your phallus

Flip the bishop

Flipping your omelet

Flog the bishop

Flog the dolphin

Flog the dong

Flog the log

Flog the mule

Flogging the egg man

Fly fishing

Fondle your flagpole

Free Willy

Frost the pastries

Frosting your maple bar

Frying up the corndog

Gallop the old lizard

Gardening with the golden trowel

Genital stimulation via phallengetic motion

Get a date with Slick Mittens

Get the German soldier marching

Get to know yourself

Get your pole varnished

Give it a tug

Give your low five

Giving the half-blind dog a run for his money

Go a couple of rounds with ol' Josh

Go blind

Go on a date with Fisty Palmer

Go on a date with Handrea and Palmela

Go the blow

Going Hans Solo on Darth Vader's head
Submitted by Jake W.

Goose the gherkin

Grease the pipe

Greasing the three-legged cow

Hand job

Hard labor

Have one off the wrist

Helping put Mr. Kleenex's kids through college

Hitchhike to heaven

Hitchhike underneath the big top

Hitting too close to home

Hoisting your own petard

Hold the bishop

Hold the sausage hostage

Holding your own

Hone the cone

Honk your horn

Hosing down the driveway

Hotfooting it to the nearest exit

Hug the hog

Hump your hose

Investing in pork bellies

Invoking the Oscar Meyer love spell

Jack hammer

Jazz yourself

Jerk Jamby

Jerk the gherkin

Left to your own devices

Letting the cat out of the bag

Liquidating the inventory

Locking the bathroom door

Look for ticks

Looking for clues with Fred and Daphne

Lope the mule

Love the Muppet

Love's labors lost

Lubricating the love monkey

Make a foreskin cone

Make instant pudding

Make the bald man puke

Making a cash withdrawal

Making chowder with sailor Ned

Making it up as you go along

Making magic with leftovers

Making soup

Making the bald man cry

Making the bread rise

Making the world safe for democracy

Mangle the midget

Manipulate the mango

Manual labor

Manual override

Master Bacon, meet Rosie Hancock

Meat with Mother Thumb and her four daughters

Milk the lizard

Milk the moose

Milk the self

Mount a corporal and four

Much goo about nothing

Nerk your throbber

Null the void

Oil the glove

Onan's olympics

One gun salute

One man band

One-night-stand with yourself

Opening the flood gates

Pack your palm

Paddle the pickle

Paint the ceiling

Paint the pickle

Painting the flag pole

Painting the picket fence

Palm the calm

Paying at the turnpike

Peel the banana

Perform diagnostics on your man tool

Pet the lizard

Pip the pumpkin

Play a little five-on-one

Play a one-stringed guitar

Play five against one

Play in a one-man show

Play peek-a-boo

Play pocket pinball

Play pocket pool

Play tag with the pink torpedo

Play the skin flute

Play tug-o-war with Cyclops

Play Uno

Playing it safe

Playing the one-stringed melody

Playing the single-string air guitar

Plugging in the toaster

Plunk your twanger

Polish Percy in your palm

Polish the family jewels

Polish the helmet

Polish the rocket

Polish the rock-hard staff of St. Peter

Polish the sword

Pound off

Pound the bald-headed moose

Pound the pud

Pound your flounder

Pounding the fence post

Prepare the carrot

Prime the pump

Pull rank

Pull the bologna pony

Pull the carrot

Pull the goalie

Pull the pole

Pull the Pope

Pull the pud

Pull your own leg

Pull your taffy

Pulling your own weight

Pulling yourself up by your own bootstrap

Pump the python

Pump the stump

Punch the clown

Punch the munchkin

Punish Percy in your palm

Putting your best foot forward

Putting your foot down

Putting your thumb in the porridge

Raining on your parade

Ram the ham

Relishing your hot dog

Riding the five-legged pony

Roll your own

Rolling it off the lot

Romeo and himself

Rope the pony

Rope the Pope

Rub one out

Rub the pink eraser

Rubbing Buddha's tummy

Run off a batch by hand

Sacrifice sperm to the god of lonely nights

Safest sex

Sailing the mayonnaise seas

Saluting the general

Sampling the secret sauce

Sand wood

Scour the tower of power

Scraping the bottom of the barrel

Scratch the itch

Screwing your courage to the sticking place

Secret handshake

Self abuse

Self-induced penile regurgitation

Sex with someone you really love

Shake hands with Abe Lincoln

Shake hands with the midget

Shake hands with the unemployed

Shake hands with your John Thomas

Shake hands with your wife's best friend

Shake hands with Yul Brynner

Shake the sauce

Shake the sausage

Shake the snake

Shaking hands with Dr. Winky

Shellac the shillelagh

Shemp the hog

Shift gears

Shine the helmet

Shine your pole

Shoot for the moon

Shoot putty at the moon

Shoot the airplane

Shooting yourself in the foot

Shuck your corn

Sizing things up

Slam the ham

Slam the salami

Slam the salmon

Slam the Spam

Slap high fives with Yul Brynner

Slap it

Slap pappy

Slap the carrot

Slap the clown

Slap the donkey

Slap the purple-headed yogurt pistol

Slap the salami

Slapping Johnny on the back

Sling the jelly

Smack the salami

Smiting the pink knight

Snap the monkey

Snap the rubber

Snap the whip

Solo flight

Solo marathon

Solo sex

Spank Elvis

Spank the bishop

Spank the frank

Spank the monkey

Spank the salami

Spank the wank

Spanking the rooster

Spending your Christmas bonus

Squeeze the cheese

Squeeze the juice

Squeeze the toothpaste in the middle of the tube

Squeeze your cheese-dog

Squeezing the happy lumberjack

Stewing in your own juices

Stinky pinky

Stir the batter

Stir the yogurt

Strain the main vein

Straining your cabbage

Stretching the truth

Strip-mining with the spaghetti man

Stroke the carrot

Stroke the mole

Stroke the one-eyed burping gecko

Stroke the satin-headed serpent

Stroke your poker

Stroke your Twinkie

Strumming the one-string harp

Take matters into your own hands

Take part in population control

Take the fifth

Take the monster for a one-armed ride

Taking a few practice shots

Taking a load off

Talk quietly to yourself

Tame the shrew

Taunt the one-eyed weasel

Teaching the Cyclops the lambada

Tease the weenie

Tenderize the tube steak

Tending to your own affairs

Test your batteries

That crazy hand jive

Thrash your thing

Thump the pump

Thump your thong

Tickle the ivory

Tickle the pickle

Tickle the taco

Ticklewigglejigglepickle

Tipping off the inspector

Toss the snag

Toss the turkey

Toss yogurt

Tug the slug

Twang the wire

Tweak your Twinkie

Twist your crank

Unleashing the alabaster yak

Unloading the gun

Unpacking the moving van

Varnish the flagpole

Varnishing the banister

Visiting with Papa Smurf

Wake the dead

Walk the dog

Walk the plank

Walking a mile in Mr. Wiggly's shoes

Wallowing in self pity

Wank with the one-eyed wonder weasel

Wash the meat

Wax the Buick

Wax the carrot

Wax the dolphin

Waxin' n' Milkin'

Whack it

Whack the weasel

Whack Willy

Whip the dummy

Whip the one-eyed trouser snake

Whip the one-eyed worm

Whip the rat

Whip the stiff

Whip the wire

Whip up some sour cream

Whip your dripper

Whitewashing with Huck and Tom

Whittle the stick

Wiggling your walrus

Windsurf on Mount Baldy

Wonk your conker

Work things out

Working at your own speed

Working late at the office

Working up a foamy lather

Working without Annette

Wrestle the dragon

Wrestle the eel

Wrestling with the bald champ

Wring out your rope

Wrist aerobics

Yank the crank

Yank the yo-yo

Yank your plank

 

[DLL]

Ok your on!!!!!!

 

[cpk50]

ok now we are are on "breast" slang I see.... step aside I live in Ny and had to walk pass construction workers all the time while at NYU...heres my list


Breasts
baps, bazookas, bazoomies, (big) berthas, blouse bunnies, boobs, boobies, booblies, bonkers, bosom, boulders, brace (and bits) (rhyming slang for tits), bristols, bubbies, bubbles, bubs, bust, cans, cantaloupes, charlies, chest, chi chi's, chubbies, diddies, dirty pillows, dugs, the empties (after breastfeeding), fun-bags, globes, guns, headlights, honkers, hooters, jubblies, jugs, knockers, lungs, meat puppets, melons, milk wagons, norks, pair, peaches, plumpers, puppies, rack, sweater meat, ta-tas, teats, thirty-eights, thrupenny bits (or thrupennies, rhyming slang for tits), tits, titties, twin mounds, tweeters, twin peaks, twins, woofers, udders

thats a good start

I call 'em "pillows"

 

[done_got_old]

I call 'em "pillows"

at least some of them are

 

[cpk50]

at least some of them are

I've seen some that are "lumps of sugar"

 

[cpk50]

Two terns for males;

manhood
Juinor
dober (o k it's three)

..another shedgehammer

 

[WantonWitch]

BUMP !