Did you waste your evening?

[Mensa]

Did you watch the Academy Awards?

I can't figure out why people spend five hours to learn something they could find out in five minutes in the morning papers.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Nope. I didn't waste my evening; I watched a movie.

Burt Gummer is my hero.

 

[Cheyenne]

I saved even those five minutes and read the business section instead.

 

[Guest]

Did not watch the commercial or the commercial's commercials.