Did You Sinners go to Church Today and Repent?

[JVarney]

No, you didn't?

Well, Britney Spears was here today and sang for the congregation.

You should have been there. Next Sunday, be sure to join us.

Christina Aguilera is going to make a guest appearance.

Hey Vern, where is this Church anyway? I want to join. Do they have crackers and red wine like the rest of them?

 

[badbabysitter]

sorry, too busy having a threesome with my yoga instructor last night... too sore to go anywhere today

 

[MonaLittle]

Does confessing to SaintPeter count?

 

[islandman]

Only if done on your knees.

 

[MonaLittle]

He washed away my sins.

 

[Liar]

Hi Tony.

 

[pink]

I didn't go today but I go because it calms and centers me on bad days.