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small_town_indiana
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In Ventura County, California cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit.
The only acceptable sexual position in Washington D.C. is the missionary-style position. Any other sexual position is considered illegal.
In Willowdale, Oregon no man may curse while having sex with his wife.
In the state of Washington there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances. (Including the wedding night).
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And in a similar manner:
1. In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.)
2. In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during theexamination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.
3. Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.
4. The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
5. There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time... Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry. (Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)
6. In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.!! The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. (Ah! Justice!)
7. Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical fish stores. (But of course!)
8. In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act. (Makes one shudder at the thought.)
9. In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time. (I presume this was a big enough Problem that they had to pass this law?)
10. In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises."
In Ventura County, California cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit.
The only acceptable sexual position in Washington D.C. is the missionary-style position. Any other sexual position is considered illegal.
In Willowdale, Oregon no man may curse while having sex with his wife.
In the state of Washington there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances. (Including the wedding night).
---anon---
And in a similar manner:
1. In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.)
2. In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during theexamination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.
3. Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.
4. The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
5. There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time... Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry. (Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)
6. In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.!! The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. (Ah! Justice!)
7. Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical fish stores. (But of course!)
8. In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act. (Makes one shudder at the thought.)
9. In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time. (I presume this was a big enough Problem that they had to pass this law?)
10. In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises."
higherlevel4u
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Beauty1 said:Lmao small-town...Thanks I needed a good laugh today. Some of these are just too bizarre.
The law in Washington about not being able to have sex with a virgin???? How is this possible?
Did you know I was a virgin?
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Beauty1 said:
Did you know I've got 3 kids, so I must have 'done it' 3 times ....... mind you, my son looks remarkably like our next-door neighbour ......
...... so maybe it's twice really
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higherlevel4u said:Did you know I've got 3 kids, so I must have 'done it' 3 times ....... mind you, my son looks remarkably like our next-door neighbour ......
...... so maybe it's twice really
Did you know I have 3 kids also....mine all look like me...and I gave birth to them....must be mine...Can't pin it on anyone else..
I have to admit to doing it 3 times.
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Beauty1 said:Did you know we can rename this thread "The people with 3 rugrats thread"?
Mine went boy, girl, girl...
Did you know mine went boy, boy, girl?
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With some winter weather approaching for us here in the UK .....
Did you know how reindeers survive in the extreme cold conditions they live in?
Most animals don’t eat moss. It’s hard to digest, and it has little nutritional value. But reindeer fill up with lots of moss. Why? Because the moss contains a special chemical that helps reindeer keep their body fluids warm. When the reindeer make their yearly journey across the icy Arctic region, the chemical keeps them from freezing — much as antifreeze keeps your car from freezing up in winter .......
Did you know how reindeers survive in the extreme cold conditions they live in?
Most animals don’t eat moss. It’s hard to digest, and it has little nutritional value. But reindeer fill up with lots of moss. Why? Because the moss contains a special chemical that helps reindeer keep their body fluids warm. When the reindeer make their yearly journey across the icy Arctic region, the chemical keeps them from freezing — much as antifreeze keeps your car from freezing up in winter .......
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higherlevel4u said:Did you know mine went boy, boy, girl?
Did you know that I too have 3 kids? Girl Girl Girl Thank God they are all grown up and gone now! Hubby and I actually can get into the bathroom without having to fight the curling iroons and hairdryers. And we can see our faces in the mirror because the hairspray mist is gone!
Hi Higher...see you later! I have to go to work now! check your PM box!
small_town_indiana
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didnt know
i didnt know you had three kids.. did you know i have one son..?
there also must be a lot of virgins in washington
i didnt know you had three kids.. did you know i have one son..?
there also must be a lot of virgins in washington
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Did you know that although I have one daughter, I am still a virgin?
Yup. Santa Claus brought her to me in a Christmas stocking on Christmas day.
Yup. Santa Claus brought her to me in a Christmas stocking on Christmas day.
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SpiritKitty said:Did you know that although I have one daughter, I am still a virgin?
Yup. Santa Claus brought her to me in a Christmas stocking on Christmas day.
Oh yes? And did you know I am the Pope?
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Beauty1 said:
Did you know I haven't got one of those? But I'll gladly give you a ride anyway, Beauty
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Did you know the length from your wrist to your elbow is the same as the length of your foot?
Roughly .....
Roughly .....
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