Did ya know that Barbie floats?

[Siren]

 

[red_rose]

It's the boobs.

They're natural flotation devices.

Oh, and the air in her head.



FIRST POST, BITCH!! Ahhahahahahaha

 

[Private Vasquez]

And if turned on, she swims too.

 

[Siren]

 

[red_rose]

Nothin' gets by you, does it?

 

[Bindii]

Yep, she doesnt sink to the bottom,

amazing isnt it?

She does if she's tied to Ken


I had a deprived childhood....

 

[Siren]

 

[Siren]

 

[cybergirly]

If you tie 1,000 Barbies together, they can be used as a floatation device in the event of a water landing.

I need more than a 1000 to keep my ass out of the water.

And hey rose I didn't notice...love the av

 

[red_rose]

Re: Re: Did ya know that Barbie floats?

She does if she's tied to Ken

Hahahhahaha.

 

[Nora]

I like my barbie floats with root beer and vanilla ice cream!

 

[bad kitty]

Now that would be interesting.

 

[red_rose]

And hey rose I didn't notice...love the av

Thanks. I got tired of being picked on for havin' my sourpuss av up!

 

[p_p_man]

Yep, she doesnt sink to the bottom,

amazing isnt it?

You mean I didn't kill her the other day?

Damn, I was sure she was dead...

She'd stopped breathing.

 

[Siren]

 

[red_rose]

Re: Re: Did ya know that Barbie floats?

You mean I didn't kill her the other day?

Damn, I was sure she was dead...

She'd stopped breathing.

I'm having visions of Burt Reynolds smothering Malibu Barbie.

Help.

 

[Private Vasquez]

Barbie never dies. She's like a cockroach.

 

[bad kitty]

You have to weave the rope around the 1,000 Barbs just right to keep them from bunching up...........

it means you have to work fast, when the plane is falling towards the ocean,...........it really takes skill too.

Yeah and it would be nice to explain why you havve 1000 Barbies in your carryon bag.

 

[Siren]

 

[Private Vasquez]

And her shoes, too. All of them.

 

[Nora]

The Barbie of the future?

 

[Siren]

 

[Private Vasquez]

WE are the future.

 

[Siren]

 

[Private Vasquez]

Join us.