Did Liza dent David's head?

[shereads]

Liza Minelli's husband says she beat him so badly that his head is "dented."

Why is that funny? Or is it?

I know I wouldn't be laughing if a woman complained of spousal abuse. But this is making me snicker. It's an uncomfortable snicker; maybe I fear, deep down, that Liza will hurt me too.

Please advise.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I think it's spousal abuse is awful. But in this case, it's even worse than usual. Jay Leno said that the doctors spend hours picking sequins out of his wound.

 

[shereads]

I think it's spousal abuse is awful. But in this case, it's even worse than usual. Jay Leno said that the doctors spend hours picking sequins out of his wound.

Heeheeeeeee.

Score one for Leno. I'm not normally a fan of his, but that's beautiful.

It would sting like hell, though, wouldn't it.

 

[Boxlicker101]

Liza Minelli's husband says she beat him so badly that his head is "dented."

Why is that funny? Or is it?

I know I wouldn't be laughing if a woman complained of spousal abuse. But this is making me snicker. It's an uncomfortable snicker; maybe I fear, deep down, that Liza will hurt me too.

Please advise.

If Liza Minelli's husband had beaten her so badly that her head was "dented", would you find that funny. Probably not and this isn't funny either. Liza is a hefty woman and if she hit me with a frying pan or poker or golf club, my head would be dented too.

 

[Guest]

I think it's spousal abuse is awful. But in this case, it's even worse than usual. Jay Leno said that the doctors spend hours picking sequins out of his wound.

LMAO!

I'm sorry, this is just too damn funny.

Of course spousal abuse isn't a laughing matter. It is horrific, a tragic situation for the average person to handle.

But these aren't average people we're discussing. They are famous people, they make their money from publicity, and therefore their lives are always a bit more - um - entertaining?


Besides, who's to say his head wasn't already dented? Have you seen that guy???

 

[shereads]

Re: Re: Did Liza dent David's head?

If Liza Minelli's husband had beaten her so badly that her head was "dented", would you find that funny. Probably not and this isn't funny either. Liza is a hefty woman and if she hit me with a frying pan or poker or golf club, my head would be dented too.

He says she dented him with her fists.

 

[steve w]

I would suspect that Liza was actually going through a period of self-loathing, and thought she was attacking her own reflection, as David looks spookily like her. They both have that surprised look that only comes from oodles of Botox and lots of Nip/Tuck outtakes.

Spousal abuse (or any kind of abuse) is loathsome in any context. However, I think we all suspect this never actually happened, which is why it's funny. The marriage was so clearly a sham that it's hard to take any marital developments seriously. See also Pammy and Tommy Lee, Cher and Richie Sambora, and Britney and anyone...

 

[shereads]

I would suspect that Liza was actually going through a period of self-loathing

Yes. We call that period "every year that passes without a sequel to 'Arthur.'"

 

[Guest]

LOL

 

[Guest]

OK, and now that tune keeps passing through my head:

"When you get caught between the moon and New York City . . ."

Maybe we could change those lyrics just a bit.

(Add something about a dent.)

 

[shereads]

"When you get caught between the moon and New York City . . ."

Noooooooo!!!!!!!

How could you do that to me? I'll have that earworm in my head for the rest of the weekend.

Argh.

 

[minsue]

Damnit, Sher, I had just gotten that song out of my head and you had to go and quote it! A pox on you!

- Mindy

 

[lucky-E-leven]

It could be worse...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends...

-E

missing lambchop something fierce

 

[minsue]

It could be worse...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends...

-E

missing lambchop something fierce

Evil, you are. Just evil. The two are now competing for attention in my head like some sort of sadistic round.

- Mindy, waiting for those sweet men in white coats...

 

[kellycummings]

Why do we care about these people? If we all stop paying attention to them they will just go away. Who cares if one of them beat the other. They are both attention starved morons who probably deserve to be beaten. That goes for most of these idiots that just won't go away...Micheal Jackson, Pamela Anderson, Ozzy Osbourne, and that queen of morons Jessica Simpson.
Remember, stop paying attention and they will go away!
Or maybe I'm just bitter. LOL

 

[Boxlicker101]

Why do we care about these people? If we all stop paying attention to them they will just go away. Who cares if one of them beat the other. They are both attention starved morons who probably deserve to be beaten. That goes for most of these idiots that just won't go away...Micheal Jackson, Pamela Anderson, Ozzy Osbourne, and that queen of morons Jessica Simpson.
Remember, stop paying attention and they will go away!
Or maybe I'm just bitter. LOL

I have to agree with Kelly. If both these people were to drop dead tomorrow, I wouldn't know it unless I happened to hear it on a news program or something. If it was in the news section of the paper, I might notice it, but I would quickly forget about it. She's a not bad actress; I don't even know his name. I have no interest whatsoever in gossip items like this sort of thing, but I had to take exception at the idea that spousal abuse coud be something to laugh about.

 

[Dirt Man]

but I had to take exception at the idea that spousal abuse coud be something to laugh about.

Exactly so, and so you should. However many woman believe in a double standard when it comes to spousal abuse when the man is the one being beaten up. Case in point, the Robert Blake hype vs this story, the bigger story is Robert Blake. Why? Because it is expected to be true, especially by women. And today's comedians go with the flow so Jay Leno's comment tickles them even more. But then women will just think, 'Hey, those assholes have been doing this to us for centuries," and feel more than self-justified in their responces to something like this.


As Always
I Am the
Dirt Man

 

[lucky-E-leven]

But then women will just think, 'Hey, those assholes have been doing this to us for centuries," and feel more than self-justified in their responces to something like this.


As Always
I Am the
Dirt Man

Is this you speaking? or Jay Leno? I couldn't tell.

-E

 

[Dirt Man]

Is this you speaking? or Jay Leno? I couldn't tell.

-E

Nice Heart.

 

[shereads]

I have to agree with Kelly. If both these people were to drop dead tomorrow, I wouldn't know it unless I happened to hear it on a news program or something. If it was in the news section of the paper, I might notice it, but I would quickly forget about it. She's a not bad actress; I don't even know his name. I have no interest whatsoever in gossip items like this sort of thing, but I had to take exception at the idea that spousal abuse coud be something to laugh about.

If they drop dead, I'll let you know.

 

[shereads]

Nobody got abused except the bridesmaids. They'll never wear those dresses again, no matter what the bride says. Although Jacko did look cute in his.

 

[Guest]

Nobody got abused except the bridesmaids. They'll never wear those dresses again, no matter what the bride says. Although Jacko did look cute in his.

LMAO!!!!