Did I mention that...

[KillerMuffin]

I have some serious pink eye in both eyes?

Hello? Where did everyone go? Yooohooooooo!!!!!!! Drat.

 

[Mistress]

LOL! Aww poor KM!!! Comforts you in snuggles and kisses!

 

[Laurel]

I have some serious pink eye in both eyes?

Hello? Where did everyone go? Yooohooooooo!!!!!!! Drat.

I used to get that ALL the time. Gawd, if there's something worse than pink-eye, I don't know what it is.

Well, there IS one infection that's worse than pink-eye, but we won't discuss that in mixed company.

 

[Ravenloft]

Yeast infections?

Damn horny men with their beer coated lips going down on the innocent bar maids and shit! Dirty dirty dirty!

 

[Mistress]

EEEWWW!!!!

 

[Ravenloft]

What? Wouldn't you let a horny, ale drinking, thick bearded sailor push your legs open?!

 

[KillerMuffin]

Not in this lifetime, Ravenloft darlin.

Just a little sulphablindimideblahblahblahide drops for the eyes, amoxicillin because my tonsils are inflamed and covered in pus, and a little bit more divalporex because my brain is short circuiting.

You know, this is actually kind of funny. I'm a hypochondriac in reverse.

 

[Mistress]

nope hehe....

 

[Laurel]

Beer is brewed from yeast infections? There's a bit of data not in my 365 Factoids A Year desk calendar.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Beer is brewed from yeast infections? There's a bit of data not in my 365 Factoids A Year desk calendar.

I thought beer was brewed from yeast... I didn't think it needed to be an infection

 

[Ravenloft]

Okay, what if it wasn't a sailor? Would that make any diference?

 

[KillerMuffin]

*rollseyes*

 

[Ravenloft]

What?! I'm horny, I drank beer, and I have a thick beard!

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

Did Someone Say The Ships Are In!!!???

SAILORS!!!!

OOH WEE! Bring On The Men!

LOL

RNAB

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

KillerMuffin!!!

I Am So Sorry You Are Not Well!

Get Better, Eh!

RNAB

 

[Cheyenne]

LMAO. Only at Lit could beer be associated with yeast infections!

The beer won't get you, but that amoxicillin might, KillerMuffin. Depending on the antibiotic, I can assume a nice yeast infection will follow within a few days for me.

Where is Dr Ollie when ya need him?

 

[SirGalahad67]

Yeast infections?

Damn horny men with their beer coated lips going down on the innocent bar maids and shit! Dirty dirty dirty!

There are innocent barmaids? Really? Willful was a barmaid when I met her. (Whether or not she was innocent is a subject I'll leave open - suffice it to say that I thought so at the time ....)
Sir G

 

[SirGalahad67]

I have some serious pink eye in both eyes?

Hello? Where did everyone go? Yooohooooooo!!!!!!! Drat.

Sorry KM, I know there are some worse things but that ranks right up there. Hope you're better soon. Hugs.
Sir G

 

[MinkSoul]

WaitaMinute....

what happened to that thread where all the Women were saying they Liked a guy with hair on his face going down on them?




Hmmmm???

 

[Mistress]

Mmmm gotta love facial hair...brings a whole new feeling when your shaved and he isnt!

 

[Cheri]

Pink eye blows VW Bug sized chunks! I and the kidos have had 4 odd infections this year alone! Ugh if I have to throw away my eye make-up again this year, I will cuss!
Good luck again, KM! Oh yeah, and still blame the A/G cause this too, must be their fault! Somehow.

 

[circe!]

Seriously...

...breast milk will cure pink eye. I'm not trying to be shocking or funny, either. Of course if you're not lactating, procuring it would be a problem...

It also cures ear infections and other stuff...

 

[bulld]

Well hell I can think of worse things to do than procure breast milk!! I volunteer to procure the milk now we just need a willing lactating volunteer!!! YUMMY. OOOOPS you mean this is for Muff?? Oh.......well......ok I can still help with the milking?? Please????!!!!