Did George Carlin really?

Annabelllee2003

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GEORGE CARLIN wrote this shortly after his wife died, sometime soon after the tragedy of 9/11. Isn't it amazing that he, the gross and mouthy comedian of the 70's and 80's, could write something so very eloquent ... and so very appropriate. Even if you've read this before, try to take the time to read it again, slowly.


A wonderful Message by George Carlin:

The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers; wider freeways, but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less; we buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees but less sense; more knowledge, but less judgment; more experts, yet more problems; more medicine, but less wellness. We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little,drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom.

We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values.

We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often.

We've learned how to make a living, but not a life.

We've added years to life not life to years.

We've been all the way to the moon and back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet a new neighbor. We conquered outer space but not inner space.

We've done larger things, but not better things. We've cleaned up the air, but polluted the soul.We've conquered the atom, but not our prejudice. We write more, but learn less. We plan more, but accomplish less. We've learned to rush, but not to wait. We build more computers to hold more information, to produce more copies than ever, but we communicate less and less.

These are the times of fast foods and slow digestion; of big men and small character; of steep profits and shallow relationships.

These are the days of two incomes but more divorce; fancier houses, but broken homes. These are days of quick trips, disposable diapers, throwaway morality, one night stands, overweight bodies,
and pills that do everything from cheer, to quiet, to kill.

It is a time when technology can bring this letter to you, and a time when you can choose either to share this insight, or to just hit delete.

Remember, spend some time with your loved ones, because they are not going to be around forever.

Remember, say a kind word to a youngster who looks up to you in awe, because that little person soon will grow up and leave your side.

Remember to give a warm hug to the one next to you, because that is
the only treasure you can give with your heart and it doesn't cost a
cent.

Remember, to say, "I love you" to your partner and your loved ones,
but most of all mean it.

Remember to hold hands and cherish the moment for someday that person will not be there again.

Give time to love, give time to speak, and give time to share the precious thoughts in your mind.

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

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I guess I really don't need to know who wrote them. I'm touched anyway.
 
This also came off his website.

May 11, 1997 - BRENDA HOSBROOK CARLIN dies on Mother's Day. Thirty-six great years together even with all the shit we put ourselves through in the '70's. See ya, Dink. Miss you a lot.

Brenda was his wife.
 
Carlin did NOT write this. It is once again another fake email going around that people love to forward to all of their friends and loved ones. It is good writting but come on, if anyone knows Carlin, he would NEVER write something like that. He also tells people what he thinks about this fake email in his colorful words and how stupid it is. So Folks... word to the wise.... NEVER BELIEVE AN EMAIL YOU GET TO BE FROM ANYONE UNTIL YOU HAVE CHECKED IT OUT FIRST.
 
Well - to me it didn't sound like him - but hey you just never know. I had a hard time believing he was a conductor on that kid program and I SAW that.

It still was a nicely written bit anyway.

So if Carlin didn't write it, it's okay.

Hi there NA - how you doing sweet?

And Spense - I don't really believe anything anymore - :rose:
 
Hey to the both of you. Doing well, just have this week and then two days of finals next week and I am out for the summer...
 
Native Alien said:
Hey to the both of you. Doing well, just have this week and then two days of finals next week and I am out for the summer...
Good luck with your finals hon.:rose:
 
Annabelllee2003 said:
Write this? (showed up in my email...)


GEORGE CARLIN wrote this shortly after his wife died, sometime soon after the tragedy of 9/11. Isn't it amazing that he, the gross and mouthy comedian of the 70's and 80's, could write something so very eloquent ... and so very appropriate. Even if you've read this before, try to take the time to read it again, slowly.

Whoever produced the fake internet email attributing that text to Mr. Carlin obviously isn't a fan (nor an insightful critic either) calling him "gross and mouthy". There are myriad other ways to describe Carlin's observational look at life, language and topics in-between.
 
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Thanks Annabelllee, hey Spenser, long time no see.

Hello hogjack, and I happen to like what George Carlin has to say most of the time.

I am old enough to have seen him in concert when the "7 Words That You Can't Say on TV " was a newly released album. He was thought provoking then and he is still is thought provoking.

Especially the ones about the English language, the getting in the plane vs the getting on the plane. That one and the one about golf courses crack me up everytime that I hear him do them.
 
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Native Alien said:
Thanks Annabelllee, hey Spenser, long time no see.

Hello hogjack, and I happen to like what George Carlin has to say most of the time.

I am old enough to have seen him in concert when the "7 Words That You Can't Say on TV " was a newly released album. He was thought provoking then and he is still is thought provoking.

Especially the ones about the English language, the getting in the plane vs the getting on the plane. That one and the one about golf courses crack me up everytime that I hear him do them.

I am a big Carlin fan as well and agree with him much (though not all) of the time. He's had a brilliant run and continues to evolve his on-stage act. He's much "crabbier" these days but he's not gone over to total cynicism.

My first peak into his world viewpoint was the album "Class Clown" and I've maintained a healthy respect for him through his long career.

We need his (and others) quixotic efforts to bring down hypocracy or at the very least point it out. We are all rife for lampooning and he does it as well as anyone.

[The golf course stuff cracks me up as well! - and I play!]
 
I also like the one that he does about everything being color and penis related. That one just about does me in.
 
Carlin One liners...

If it ain't broke, break it.

Hard work is for people short on talent.

We have mileage, yardage, and footage. Why don't we have inchage?

My watch stopped. I think I'm down a quartz.

My phone number is seventeen. I got one of the early ones.

A tree: first you chop it down, then you chop it up.

Why are there no recreational drugs taken in suppository form?

Imagine meeting your maker and finding out it's Frito-Lay.

If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror.

The lazy composer still had several scores to settle.

I choose toilet paper through a process of elimination.

I think you ought to be able to lease a dog.

What exactly is "diddley squat?"

If the bouncer gets drunk, who throws him out?

Beethoven was so hard of hearing he thought he was a painter.

This year is the two-millionth anniversary of sperm.

The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.

A laugh is a smile with a hole in it.

When are they gonna come up with some new Christmas carols?

Santa is satan spelled inside out.

I've been working on accepting my inner scumbag.
 
Almost everything is penis related

Native Alien said:
I also like the one that he does about everything being color and penis related. That one just about does me in.

I found Carlin way off base on this one. Everything IS NOT penis related although the only exceptions I can come up with are gardening and coral reefs.

Wait, gardening involves seeds and there's the whole penis/seed distribution device connection.

Ok, coral reefs, escalators, and soy milk -- none of them are penis related.
 
Re: Carlin One liners...

Annabelllee2003 said:

The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.


I started the rest of my life last Saturday, I suppose.

I'll mark that down.
 
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