DICKstracted...

[TasteeThoughts]

I joined this site to have somewhere appropriate enough to post my writings, but the horniness that I see has me DICKstracted...

 

[OldJourno]

Funny, I come here and immediately think of tuna sandwiches.
Go figure.

 

[TasteeThoughts]

is that right?

 

[Saint_Ann]

I joined this site to have somewhere appropriate enough to post my writings, but the horniness that I see has me DICKstracted...

Do you have a largePENIS?

 

[von_Bismarck]

I joined this site to have somewhere appropriate enough to post my writings, but the horniness that I see has me DICKstracted...

Get a new routine, Que.

 

[TasteeThoughts]

If I had one, I am sure it would be rather large!

 

[TasteeThoughts]

A new routine?

 

[Saint_Ann]

If I had one, I am sure it would be rather large!

If you didn't have one, would it be small?

 

[TasteeThoughts]

It would be bigger than yours. Balls too!

 

[Ann_Tagonist]

It would be bigger than yours. Balls too!

A penis without balls is about as handy as Rory von Bismark's.

 

[Smoothshavendad]

I joined this site to have somewhere appropriate enough to post my writings, but the horniness that I see has me DICKstracted...

I get so CUNTfused here!

 

[TasteeThoughts]

What happened to your open mind or are you following the trend??

 

[Saint_Ann]

What happened to your open mind or are you following the trend??

Who are you talking to? Rae...is that you, you dog?

 

[Hypoxia]

Does it distract you, dangling in your face?

I get so CUNTfused here!

But you have an open mid, so all is well.

What happened to your open mind or are you following the trend??

Minds, like parachutes, only work when they're open. But at least you'll probably have a backup chute. Backup minds are hard to find and operate. Might as well surrender to the void, Murgatroyd.