dick names

[Mr_Mescalito]

The Mayor ( jerking off is called " shaking hands with the Mayor")

Mister Hoo Ha

Love Mushroom

The Wand of Pleasure

 

[justthe2ofus43]

okies here are a few German ones for you

Schniddlewutz = no translation
Schwanz = most commonly used = tail
if i think of a few more i post em

 

[headstrong69]

thnx

thanks for the german nicknames

anyone out there know any asian nicknames?

plus, if someone finds the japanese symbol for penis, post it here


thanks for the help, an keep up the great work!

 

[Lorrie Flash]

hey everyone,
i've heard dozens of different nicknames for the penis, but i know there's more out there. i'd like to find out just how many there are!

write down all the names you know for it, and we'll see where this goes

arsenal
bag of tricks
basket
bat and balls
crown jewels
dongs and gongs
down there
equipment
femily jewels
gear
goodies
kit
luggage
lunchbox
naughty bits
necessaries
packet
plumbing
private property
privates
rig
rude parts
stock-in-trade
tackle
dearest member
hot lot/member
jolly member
limb
master member
adam's whip
ass opener
ass wedge
battering piece
beard splitter
blue-veined custard chucker
bow (it fires arrows)
bush-beater
bush whacker
cherry splitter
chopper
diddlywhacker
dillywhacker
ding-dong
dinger
dong
donger
hair-divider
hair-splitter
instrument
jammy
knock
love truncheon
nudger
plonker
poll-axe
power
purple-headed custard chucker
purple-headed love trucheon
quimstake
quimwedge
rump-splitter
salty yogurt slinger
sexing-piece
split rump
striker
swack
swipe
sword
wang
wang-tang
weapon
whammer
wangdoodle
whanger
wong
yang
ying-yang
bum-tickler
enemy
eye opener
girl-catcher
girlometer
plum tree shaker
tickle-tail
trouble-giblets
tummy tickler
adam's dagger
bayonet
beaver cleaver
beef bayonet
blade
butcher knife
butter-knife
cutlass
dagger
dirk
herpoon
lance of love
love-dart
mutton bayonet
mutton dagger
needle
pin
pork sword
prick
samurai sword
shit-stabber
sting
bacon bazooka
banger
bazooka
blue-veined porridge gun
blue-veined yoghurt gun
cannon
cock
gun
heat-seeking missile
hogleg
lamb cannon
loaded gun
love gun
love torpedo
moisture missile
mutton gun
peacemaker
pistol
porridge gun
portable pocket rocket
shooting iron
shooting stick
sticky spud gun
trouser mouser
winny-popper
bamboo
bat
blow-stick
broom-handle
copper stick
drum stick
fiddle-stick
flesh pencil
gigglestick
giggling-pin
glory pole
gulley racker
gutstick
handstaff
jolly stick
joy prong
love stick
magic wand
night stick
passion stick
pilgrim's staff
pipe
ploughshare
pole
prong
pronger
ramrod
reamer
rod
rolling-pin
roly-poly
sensitive truncheon
shit stick
shove-straight
staff of life
stick
tentpeg
tube
veiny bang-stick
wand
wood
wriggling pole
wriggling stick
yard
candy cane
cinnamon stick
cream stick
gob stopper
ice-cream machine
ladies' lollipop
lollipop
popsicle
stick of rock
sugar stick
sweet meat
yum-yum
banana
carrot
cucumber
lunch
pickle
tummy banana
eel
trouser trout
one-eyed zipper fish
blue-veined steak
bone
burrito
dark meat
enchilada
goose's neck
hairy sausage
hambone
hot dog
live sausage
love steak
meat axe
meat cleaver
meat stick
raw meat
tubesteak
turkey neck
bald-headed hermit
bluebeard
blueskin
the boy
buddy
captain stndish
comrade wobbly
D
dick
Dr. Johnson
jack-in-the-box
jimmy
jock
john willie
lad
the law
little brother
little man
long dong silver
master john goodfellow
Mr. happy helmet
old boy
old fellow
old man
old slimey
old soldier
old thing
one-eyed brother
peter
red cap
moby dick
pogo stick
stormy dick
uncle dick
almond rock
the weapon
the disturder
buttonhole worker
milkman
peewee
weenie
willy
winky
blue-veined havana
dingle-dangle
doodle-flap
flapdoodle
hang-out
pen
shaft
shaft of delight
yoyo
driving post
jigger
jigger bone
joint
crack-hunter
cunny-burrow
blue-veined trumpet
dingaling
family organ
flute
silent flute
skin flute
trouser trumpet
engine
garden engine
love machine
love pump
pink bus
crowbar
dipstick
drill
driving post
gadget
gizmo/gismo
hammer-handle
handle
hose
knob
joy knob
psiton
plunger
pointer
poker
rammer
red-hot poker
screwdriver
sire
log
lumber
man root
old root
pioneer of nature
root
sensitive plant
tail
veiny love-stalk
cock-robin
dicky-bird
dinosaur
dragon
monkey
one-eyed cyclops
one-eyed monster
one-eyed trouser snake
pecker
schlong
snake
arm
bald-headed bandit
bald-headed champ
bald-headed sailor
best leg of three
fuck muscle
love arm
love bone
man muscle
middle finger
middle leg
purple-headed monster
short arm
stump
third leg
thumb of love
big one
concern
cupid's torch
dingo
end
father-of-all
he
pee-pee
pisser
hobo
it
my body's captain
piece
privates
that
that thing
toy
baby maker
bit of snug
child-getter
good time
black leg
black pudding
jungle meat
licorice stick
midnight lace
wife's best friend
ladies' delight
ladies' plaything
ladies' treasure
lamp of light
master of ceremonies
matrimonial peacemaker
merrymaker
partner
sex
I.D.
jock-piece

 

[kikmosa]

I called my ex's "stumpy", lol.
(never to his face though)

 

[headstrong69]

nice job

Lorrie Flash, nice list

thanks again to everyone who's added to the list, but we're still far from the mark, let's keep goin, there's almost no end to the names out there!

an remember, keep bumpin this thread so others can enjoy the fun!


i'm waiting for more replys, keep it up

 

[tythisredheadup]

Re: a name for the penis...

MR. HAPPY....

Now, that is what DH calls his... HMMM...

 

[CherryPop22]

i have heard men call theirs pedro. not sure where that comes from