Dick moves per mile

[Saint_Ann]

Travelling long distance gives one lots of time to consider worthless crap. You can only count cows for so long. I came up with a criterion to help quantify the quality of the driving experience. I call it dick moves per mile, or dmpm.

Anyway, you know when you're trying not to die while driving just the right amount of mph above the speed limit to not get pulled over (seems to vary by state) and some asshole truck driver takes 5 miles to pass another truck, or some asshole cuts you off, or rides your ass for miles, you know the drill.

Anyway again, today's trip had a dmpm of 0.0086.

I'd say that's pretty fucking amazing.

 

[Wilson23]

That's when you have a road duel. Make sure to keep your vehicle's buzzsaw blades sharp and the machine guns fully loaded and belt-fed.

 

[Saint_Ann]

That's when you have a road duel. Make sure to keep your vehicle's buzzsaw blades sharp and the machine guns fully loaded and belt-fed.

I want a switch that shoots waste oil out the rear windshield squirter, like James Bond.

 

[VerbalAbuse]

I want a switch that shoots waste oil out the rear windshield squirter, like James Bond.

or jenifer lopez.

 

[Saint_Ann]

or jenifer lopez.

That's either stupid or brilliant. I'm too tired to know.

 

[Wilson23]

"The name is Bond. James Bond."

What good is a spy who's giving out his right name all the time?!

He might as well wear a jacket:

JAMES BOND
Agent 007
MI6
www.007.spy
Thwart supervillains -- ask me how!

 

[schism666]

Travelling long distance

the space between your ears doesn't count

 

[PaxNurgle]

That's either stupid or brilliant. I'm too tired to know.

What kind of car do you drive? The newest Lada, perhaps? I heard the new GAZ Volga model is pretty nice.

 

[Saint_Ann]

the space between your ears doesn't count

Hahaha.....

 

[Saint_Ann]

What kind of car do you drive? The newest Lada, perhaps? I heard the new GAZ Volga model is pretty nice.

Chevy.

 

[PaxNurgle]

They don't sell those in your country.

 

[Saint_Ann]

They don't sell those in your country.

Chevski.

 

[Saint_Ann]

Hmmm....
Dmpp
Dick moves per post.

 

[Wilson23]

I want a switch that shoots waste oil out the rear windshield squirter, like James Bond.

Think more along the lines of Road Warrior.

 

[Chernosoth]

You might consider me to be one of those dick drivers. On a two lane road, a trucker behind me wanted to pass. He moved into the oncoming traffic lane a few times. He apparently could go a little bit faster, but not enough to pass before the window closed. I had a comfortable speed for long distance, so I didn't speed up or slow down to let him pass. He finally got ahead of me, maybe an hour later.

 

[Wilson23]

You might consider me to be one of those dick drivers. On a two lane road, a trucker behind me wanted to pass. He moved into the oncoming traffic lane a few times. He apparently could go a little bit faster, but not enough to pass before the window closed. I had a comfortable speed for long distance, so I didn't speed up or slow down to let him pass. He finally got ahead of me, maybe an hour later.

To the death.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duel_(1971_film)

 

[glamorilla]

hope you aren't in a suburban...

 

[Saint_Ann]

hope you aren't in a suburban...

Close. Conestoga.

 

[Chernosoth]

hope you aren't in a suburban...

I had one some years ago as an almost free hand me down. It was not what I wanted, but it was convenient for a while, until repairs plus low mpg became too expensive. That was my first and hopefully my last SUV.

 

[Saint_Ann]

I had one some years ago as an almost free hand me down. It was not what I wanted, but it was convenient for a while, until repairs plus low mpg became too expensive. That was my first and hopefully my last SUV.

The gas in MN is pretty cheap being subsidized thanks to Somilian day care.