Dice...

[GimpyIntellect]

Guys, I strongly advise you to watch this show.

It stars Andrew Dice Clay.

It's on Sunday nights on Showtime.

It's pretty funny. Funnier than you'd expect.

Just do it.

 

[pointless]

no. fuck you.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

no. fuck you.

Fuck you.

You do as I tell you, motherfucker.

 

[Que]

no. fuck you.

Your'e saying, "No dice," then?

 

[Aglaopheme]

http://www.ratm.com/images/121009_ratmxx_cover.jpg

 

[JinSun]

Your'e saying, "No dice," then?

He really dropped the ball there.

 

[nerfhearder]

I saw the pilot on Hulu. Wasn't as awful as I thought it would be but it didn't leave me with a desire to see more. The guy just annoys the hell out of me. He can call it an act all day long but I've never believed it.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

I saw the pilot on Hulu. Wasn't as awful as I thought it would be but it didn't leave me with a desire to see more. The guy just annoys the hell out of me. He can call it an act all day long but I've never believed it.

I thought the first three episodes have been really good.

Dice has a surprisingly pretty good ability to make fun of himself. It's something he would've never done 20 years ago. I like it.

 

[Lancecastor]

Poor man's Rodney Dangerfield.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

Poor man's Rodney Dangerfield.

At their apexes, Dice was bigger.

 

[pointless]

please. compare ford fairlane to caddy shack and weep, you fool.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

please. compare ford fairlane to caddy shack and weep, you fool.

Dice sold out The Garden, nitwit.

You don't get any bigger than that.

His window may have been small, but during that time nobody was bigger.

You really need to brush up on your American history.

 

[pointless]

meh. dude's like the cher of comedy. fuck him.

 

[Lancecastor]

At their apexes, Dice was bigger.

He might have weighed more, sure.

 

[pensivepoet]

I liked the Diceman 25 yrs ago, but haven't laughed at him in a long time.
"So, I was in line at the bank, and I had my tongue up this chick's ass....hey! If I could get my tongue up my own ass, I'd never leave the house."
That was funny when he was 30~kinda creepy now that he's almost 60.

 

[Pookie]

At their apexes, Dice was bigger.

Dice wasn't in Caddy Shack though.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Is it Clay acting like he normally does? I don't tend to like him. He seems like an ass. Just a not funny ass.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

I liked the Diceman 25 yrs ago, but haven't laughed at him in a long time.
"So, I was in line at the bank, and I had my tongue up this chick's ass....hey! If I could get my tongue up my own ass, I'd never leave the house."
That was funny when he was 30~kinda creepy now that he's almost 60.

He hasn't done any of his poems thus far, unfortunately.

Hickory dickory dock...

Dice wasn't in Caddy Shack though.

He turned down the role.

Is it Clay acting like he normally does? I don't tend to like him. He seems like an ass. Just a not funny ass.

No.

He has a very self-deprecating sense of humor about him in this. It's quite the stretch, acting at its finest. I'm convinced he must have gotten educated by the best Hollywood has to offer. Just watch it, it's a half an hour, if it sucks feel free to troll me and make fun of my mother. She deserves it anyway.

 

[RawHumor]

I liked the Diceman 25 yrs ago, but haven't laughed at him in a long time.
"So, I was in line at the bank, and I had my tongue up this chick's ass....hey! If I could get my tongue up my own ass, I'd never leave the house."
That was funny when he was 30~kinda creepy now that he's almost 60.

You messed up the line.

I saw one episode. I thought the bit with Wayne Newton (who looks horrifying) was pretty funny.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

Just a friendly reminder to set your VCRs up on your black-and-white television sets tonight.

The Dice Man will be airing.