Diamonds

[Nobody Special]

A woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond rings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and gold Rolex."

"But you are not wearing any of those things," he replied.

"I know," she said. "It's in case I should die before my husband. I'm sure he will remarry right away, and I want his new wife to go crazy looking for the jewelry."

Just a nice little joke I thought you all would like

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P.S. DAmn Husband anyhow lol

 

[DarkAngel]

hee, yup take a women to come up with something like that.

 

[crystalhunting]

You would not believe how many times I've heard that one..........but its still a bit funny.....